Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Who'd win out of Robocop and Freddy Krueger? When a winner is clearly decided, the winner will qualify onto a new round:Facts about Robocop:-Robocop is "Parte Hombre" (party hombre, in English) this means that he can part for 16 hours, sick a little bit and then party for another eight before running out of alchohol, at which point he goes home and cries. Why? Because there is no more party! So he make party! Because he is "Party Hombre".-Robocop is tolerant of all races and religions, except Scientologists which Robocop believe "are a bunch of arse"-Robocop's favorite holiday spot is Prague-Robocop has never played the lottery because he is convinced "gambling is a sin"Facts about Freddy:-Freddy believes fishing should be banned. "Can you imagine walking down the street and getting a hook through your cheek?" he asks, "No. I don't think it's humane at all."-Freddy played bass for an early incarnation of U2. "I was useless!" he laughs, "I didn't know my g-string from my boxers"-Freddy loves apple pies. "Ha ha! I love that bramley filling!"- Freddy is ambivelent about the war in Iraq. "I'm sure our government knows best," he says, grudgingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Oh, you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cowboy Dan Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Does Robocop sleep? Because if he doesn't the match is ill and void. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted November 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Does Robocop sleep? Because if he doesn't the match is ill and void.Good question. Robocop sits in a massive chair innvocative of Maria's throne in Fritz Lang's Metropolis when he is not fighting crime, yet this could hardly be called sleep even if Robocop does tend to have flashbacks of important life events, like his wife kissing his eye or his son watching TV. It does beg the question, however, that even if Robocop DID sleep, would Freddy's claws be sharp enough to cut his metal body even in the Dream Realm? Would Freddy screw with Robocop some other way? Since Freddy's attacks usually result in some sort of physical harm, I'm uncertain Freddy has the ability to actually inflict this on Robocop...unless Freddy was able to convert himself into some kind of software, which he kind of did in "Freddy's Dead". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Good question. Robocop sits in a massive chair innvocative of Maria's throne in Fritz Lang's Metropolis when he is not fighting crime' date=' yet this could hardly be called sleep even if Robocop does tend to have flashbacks of important life events, like his wife kissing his eye or his son watching TV. It does beg the question, however, that even if Robocop DID sleep, would Freddy's claws be sharp enough to cut his metal body even in the Dream Realm? Would Freddy screw with Robocop some other way? Since Freddy's attacks usually result in some sort of physical harm, I'm uncertain Freddy has the ability to actually inflict this on Robocop...unless Freddy was able to convert himself into some kind of software, which he kind of did in "Freddy's Dead".[/quote']He could throw a bucket of dream-water over Robocop. That might do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreskin Ninja Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 I hate it when I wake up with dream-water all over me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Borlax Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 oh flaps to them both but i must say the mighto robocop had a cool theme tune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted November 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 oh flaps to them both but i must say the mighto robocop had a cool theme tuneBut, on the contary, Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince never recorded a song about Robocop like the did about Freddy in the seminal "Nightmare on my Street." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ascension Posted November 10, 2004 Report Share Posted November 10, 2004 well Robocop doesn't need to sleep if we go by the latest incarnation of the Freddy series - Freddy vs. Jason, Freddy is out in the real world now mofos!!Damn the movie was fuckin SHIT!!!so anyway, Robocop no doubt - he rules everyone, especially that big fuck off robot from Robocop!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted November 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2004 well Robocop doesn't need to sleep if we go by the latest incarnation of the Freddy series - Freddy vs. Jason' date=' Freddy is out in the real world now mofos!!Damn the movie was fuckin SHIT!!!so anyway, Robocop no doubt - he rules everyone, especially that big fuck off robot from Robocop!![/quote']Freddy is considerably weaker in the real world, If I remember correctly.I too hated FvJ, but I'm hankering for Freddy vs Robocop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted November 10, 2004 Report Share Posted November 10, 2004 Freddy is considerably weaker in the real world' date=' If I remember correctly.I too hated FvJ, but I'm hankering for Freddy vs Robocop![/quote']Or Robocop vs. Jason - Clash of the slow-moving Titans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Borlax Posted November 10, 2004 Report Share Posted November 10, 2004 when will we see yoda vs r2d2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted November 10, 2004 Report Share Posted November 10, 2004 when will we see yoda vs r2d2?Personally I'd rather see R2-D2 vs. Johnny 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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