Birdman Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 How long can you hold your breate forI can for 1 m 15s(not the opinions or suggestions brought forth by Birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...mole... Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 2 minutes 20 seconds once never been able to get that long again i can hold my breath for quite a long time anyway a minute easily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 2 minutes 20 seconds once never been able to get that long again i can hold my breath for quite a long time anyway a minute easily...you'd have to be able to hold it that long to say that "sentence" out loud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tav Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 48seconds...though I am not as fit as I could be nor is my lung capacity what it could be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimsKragma Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 1 minute 25 seconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted October 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 1m 42 (it gets easier after it hits the hardest point) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.M Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 57 seconds. Meh, I doubt I'm going to be in a situation where I'd need to hold my breath for any length of time in the near future.Is it just me or is it more difficult to hold your breath if you inhale before holding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Until I got bored, which isn't long considering I have the attention span of a four-year-old high on Sunny D and crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.M Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Until I got bored' date=' which isn't long considering I have the attention span of a four-year-old high on Sunny D and crack.[/quote']Hhhmmm...Would anyone like to fund a spot of research to see the gradual effects that excess crack and sunny delight have on a four year old child.Please :] For each pound you donate, I will be able to raise the amount of crack that the little fucker will take. If funding allows, I promise multiple OD's.Tests will be conducted in the safest possible way (with the child in a seperate room, kept in a cage the size of a single bed), and the child willb e provided with good living conditions (A piece of foam, all the water they can carry, a couple of loaves of bread, and the latest issue of Hustler).So please, donate some money today, and you'll also get to observe as the childs mind rots to the point it considers it's own faeces a nutritious meal.Go on! I really gotta get a hobby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HARRY Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Hhhmmm...Would anyone like to fund a spot of research to see the gradual effects that excess crack and sunny delight have on a four year old child.Please :] For each pound you donate' date=' I will be able to raise the amount of crack that the little fucker will take. If funding allows, I promise multiple OD's.Tests will be conducted in the safest possible way (with the child in a seperate room, kept in a cage the size of a single bed), and the child willb e provided with good living conditions (A piece of foam, all the water they can carry, a couple of loaves of bread, and the latest issue of Hustler).So please, donate some money today, and you'll also get to observe as the childs mind rots to the point it considers it's own faeces a nutritious meal.Go on! I really gotta get a hobbyI reckon that this is a cheap scheme to fuel your own personal crack addiction :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.M Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 I reckon that this is a cheap scheme to fuel your own personal crack addiction :]Fuck, theres always someone there to block my hope of getting a good supply. Bastards, back to the drawing board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HARRY Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Fuck' date=' theres always someone there to block my hope of getting a good supply. Bastards, back to the drawing board. [/quote']I'm just trying to do my job as a civilian sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted October 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 57 seconds - You fag!Honestly anything less than a minute and you need to get your fat cunt on a run!(not the views expressed by Birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
but why? Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 35secs....but my excuse is ive just been running round my garden with wee puppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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