Hog Posted October 3, 2004 Report Share Posted October 3, 2004 Well, sort of date thingy. Met up for a coffee and a blethor. Went magnificently! Really nice lass, pretty, clever.Meeting up next week for lunch and blethor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted October 4, 2004 Report Share Posted October 4, 2004 fucking great. glad you have found someone good for yourself, you deserve it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2004 fucking great. glad you have found someone good for yourself' date=' you deserve it.[/quote']Cheers man, well, early days etc but shes really nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest killamangiro Posted October 4, 2004 Report Share Posted October 4, 2004 yeah mate, good to hear, i'll be seeing you later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 This is great news indeed, Hoglet, but does it HAVE to be posted up on the boards? It's your business. What's next, first kiss report? Don't go all emo on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Don't listen to Jake.....I'm sure all us 'Nosey-Core' (copyright JSB) types want to hear the details. Tongues/no tongues? Good breath/bad breath? Little bits of food transferred across, in germ-like fashion? Strange tasting lipstick? (hers, too!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Don't listen to Jake.....I'm sure all us 'Nosey-Core' (copyright JSB) types want to hear the details. Tongues/no tongues? Good breath/bad breath? Little bits of food transferred across' date=' in germ-like fashion? Strange tasting lipstick? (hers, too!)[/quote']CORRECT ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 You don't need to know, it's no-one's fucking business except his. Put your beaks back in, you nosey cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 As an agony-aunt, it's Timson's business to be nosy!! And as for me, I'm...er....er....(stares at feet for a while)...er....an observer of human behaviour!!!!!!!!!(rough translation: nosy bastard ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 I just wish my Hoglet would stop airing his dirty linen in public. You lot would probably start sniffing it, perverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Nahhh.......we'd maybe roll it and smoke it, though??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 hoglett is the one who started this thread about his date. if he wants to tell how things are going then the man can fucking tell.p.s jakey loves emo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 p.s jakey loves emo.Thin ice, very thin.......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stuartmaxwell Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 he lives his life on this sitesad sad man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 I am very sad and am too honest for my own good. Makes interesting reading for the future sit com though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 And I was trying to protect you from such slors......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorge Spike Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 I say well done Hog. All you need to do now is educate her in the joy of Spike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 I could teach her bass! She could join the band.......!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 he lives his life on this sitesad sad manshut the fuck up. all he is doing is telling people who like him, how his date went. i think you will find hog is a really nice guy and far from sad you fucking minge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 lol, thanks Timson, you rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 My love life is becoming hilarious, almost Spinal Tap! Saw her on Sunday, she said "we should definately meet for lunch next week". I emailed her on Wednesday, never heard a thing since! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 My love life is becoming hilarious' date=' almost Spinal Tap! Saw her on Sunday, she said "we should definately meet for lunch next week". I emailed her on Wednesday, never heard a thing since! [/quote']That's only two days, stop heavying the bint or you'll scare her off for good. Slowly, slowly, catch a monkey.*awaits inevitable display of revolting simian punnery c/o Alan Cynic* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 calm down hog maybe she hasn't checked her e-mail or hasn't had time to reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 As if I would sink so low.....I expect an ape-ology from you, Jake, man(drill) to man(drill)!!Or are you too (chimp)pansy to do it? There would be a lot of blood and gore(illa).I doff my cap(uchin) to Hog in his shagging endeavours. My natural sloth keeps me from doing the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 As if I would sink so low.....I expect an ape-ology from you' date=' Jake, man(drill) to man(drill)!!Or are you too (chimp)pansy to do it? There would be a lot of blood and gore(illa).I doff my cap(uchin) to Hog in his shagging endeavours. My natural sloth keeps me from doing the same.[/quote']Oh Christ, that was even worse than I'd feared. Cringeworthy. Repellent. Rancid. Wretched. Repugnant. Repulsive. And, of course, revolting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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