Frosty Jack Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Due to our unremitting, punishing work ethic, We've decided to step out, blinking, under the stage lights for the second time this year, at the Bizathon in Drummonds on Sunday. It will be a cracking gig, despite us playing. Check out this line-up, especially the return of the legendary Mighty Human Generator, founding fathers of the scene as we know it.We should have some limited edition advance copies of our new ep too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 If you look at the bottom right of the poster, you can see this gig is for old people to get some entertainment. If you look at the line up , you can see..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted September 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 If you look at the bottom right of the poster' date=' you can see this gig is for old people to get some entertainment. If you look at the line up , you can see.....[/quote']True, and we'll do our best, but you're meant to be working, not being entertained... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 I like the way Ian has made his own zimmer frame from broken mike stands....it shows that, despite his advancing years and failing body, his brain still functions!! *awaits ' old pot calling younger kettle black' reprisal* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cowboy Dan Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 So Biz even mixes up upper and lower case letters when he's making flyers...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 True' date=' and we'll do our best, but you're meant to be working, not being entertained...[/quote'] I'm sure I won't be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 I like the way Ian has made his own zimmer frame from broken mike stands....it shows that' date=' despite his advancing years and failing body, his brain still functions!! *awaits ' old pot calling younger kettle black' reprisal*[/quote'] I've also made a phlegm launching device out of old, broken guitarists and some mic cable. If you think there's a floater in your pint on Sunday, there probably is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 I've also made a phlegm launching device out of old' date=' broken guitarists and some mic cable. If you think there's a floater in your pint on Sunday, there probably is.[/quote']You could market it as a 'Phlegm Thrower'. I can imagine it looking like a Ghostbusters style backpack. A floater in my pint??? Yummy!!! It'd be my Gobby Dessert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 CaseSo Biz even mixes up upper and lower case letters when he's making flyers...!YEAH IT'S the mighty HUMAN Generator and XS RELOCAT,small case for the mighty EVERY time,large case for XS RELOCAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 You could market it as a 'Phlegm Thrower'. I can imagine it looking like a Ghostbusters style backpack. A floater in my pint??? Yummy!!! It'd be my Gobby Dessert. Or 'Phlegm-o-matic', K-Tel could do the marketing. "The ultimate in phlegm redistribution systems". Unfortunately it's just an old, broken guitarist tethered to my desk by an old mic cable and trained to spit into other old, broken guitarists pints at my bidding. Nothing as hi-tech as ghostbusters backpacks in Drummonds you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 *begins to make cunning plan to free poor tethered old, broken guitarist from the clutches of the evil soundman. Might also free Glenn Miller at the same time!*I'm forming a new organisation for old , broken guitarists of very limited ability (you can't join if you can bar properly, or attempt "shredding"). It's called 'Broken Old Guitarists Are Wonderful!! Feed Us Love!!!', or BOGAWFUL for short. Frosty Jack might be interested in the sub-organisation for drummers...Sad Old Drummers Organisation For Freedom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 *begins to make cunning plan to free poor tethered old' date=' broken guitarist from the clutches of the evil soundman. Might also free Glenn Miller at the same time!*I'm forming a new organisation for old , broken guitarists of very limited ability (you can't join if you can bar properly, or attempt "shredding"). It's called 'Broken Old Guitarists Are Wonderful!! Feed Us Love!!!', or BOGAWFUL for short. Frosty Jack might be interested in the sub-organisation for drummers...Sad Old Drummers Organisation For Freedom.[/quote'] I'll review security, after I've filled up the 'Phlegm-o-Matic' and dusted off Glenn, in light of this terrorist threat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Is there any rough idea of stage order/times? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris h Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 The Mighty Human Generator and Wonderboy played at the first local gig I ever went to. I was fifteen, the venue was the Cafe Continental in Peterhead, and I made myself ill drinking Newcastle brown Ale. Ah, happy days. I still have a Mighty Human Generator EP, and a sticker on my guitar strap... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 When was that, Chris? (just being nosey-core, like!)It's sad that Claire is leaving Suvara....hope she enjoys Glasgow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris h Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 It was *quick mental calculation* sometime last century! Winter of 1995, perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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