Guest Hobo Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Easily pleased, as I've said before Fancy a picnic in the park? I'll bring shiny things On Sunday, Union Terrace Gardens, Sunday Sport and a Broadsheet(independent, the times), home made sandwiches, tangerines, bananas some diluted juice, read one paper then swap overEven a tennis ball to throw between each other for a few hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Ooh shiny things? How shiny?Eugh bananas are a no no, Bananaman is an enemy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Ooh shiny things? How shiny?Eugh bananas are a no no, Bananaman is an enemySlutbags, I recommend you read this post before agreeing to anything.http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/news-announcements/57127-moshulu-changing-2.html#post766868 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hobo Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Slutbags, I recommend you read this post before agreeing to anything.http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/news-announcements/57127-moshulu-changing-2.html#post766868Just because my humour spontaneously combusts into a Family Guy level of humour comparable experience....Ooh shiny things? How shiny?Eugh bananas are a no no' date=' Bananaman is an enemy[/quote']Like tinfoil shiny, the sandwiches need to be wrapped in something plus it can double as a mirror style substance should we get stranded and need to signal for help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Hahahaha I have read it, he got neg rep for informing the world that the smell of shit makes him hungry...I stay in teuchterland and the smell of shit just makes me gag, I don't know how the farmers can inhale deeply and say "ach just fresh" o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Maybe Slutbags can squirt the tangerine juice into your eyes and roll the newspaper into a sword shape, to beat you with after she finds out you've shat in the sandwiches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Hahahaha I have read it, he got neg rep for informing the world that the smell of shit makes him hungry...I stay in teuchterland and the smell of shit just makes me gag, I don't know how the farmers can inhale deeply and say "ach just fresh" o_OI too grew up in the country, the smell of manure reminds me of my childhood, thus it doesn't offend me. It certainly doesn't make me hungry though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Maybe Slutbags can squirt the tangerine juice into your eyes and roll the newspaper into a sword shape, to beat you with after she finds out you've shat in the sandwiches.Are you going to teach me the ancient way of newspaper folding so I can make an adequate sword and fight him on your behalf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Simpsons S2-9 beats everything. After that it's really not worth bothering with, sadly. I concur with the nice vibrato tailpiece chappie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Are you going to teach me the ancient way of newspaper folding so I can make an adequate sword and fight him on your behalf?Well I was thinking just rolling it up and hitting him with it, in much the same way you would use a newspaper to swat a fly. Perhaps sword wasn't the right choice of words, but I was trying to describe the shape of a rolled-up newspaper, and the only other shape words I could think of were 'sausage' and 'penis' and neither of those made much sense either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Well I was thinking just rolling it up and hitting him with it, in much the same way you would use a newspaper to swat a fly. Perhaps sword wasn't the right choice of words, but I was trying to describe the shape of a rolled-up newspaper, and the only other shape words I could think of were 'sausage' and 'penis' and neither of those made much sense either.Haha swatting him with my newspaper-penis would have sounded funnier though! Blokes get all the fun... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Haha swatting him with my newspaper-penis would have sounded funnier though! Blokes get all the fun..."I'd like to swat you with my newspaper penis".I'm going to start using that as a euphamism for sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hobo Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 "I'd like to swat you with my newspaper penis".I'm going to start using that as a euphamism for sex.Thats like saying you want a quarter pounder with cheese then deliberately setting out to find an Ethiopian girl with a yeast infectionWrong....Just Wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Thats like saying you want a quarter pounder with cheese then deliberately setting out to find an Ethiopian girl with a yeast infectionWrong....Just WrongHAHAHAHAHAHA love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 "I'd like to swat you with my newspaper penis".I'm going to start using that as a euphamism for sex.wait, does that mean you rustle when you walk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 wait, does that mean you rustle when you walk?I like your new photo. Makes you look a bit like Sandi Thom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 FUCK OFF I do NOT look like that twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 FUCK OFF I do NOT look like that twatIn that picture, you do. I'd need some nude shots of you to do a meaningful comparison though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 In that picture, you do. I'd need some nude shots of you to do a meaningful comparison though.Har-de-har-har to be honest I don't know what the bint looks like but I refuse to believe that I look like someone who has an "i" in place of a "y" or "ie" in her name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 SlutbagsSandi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Sandi Thom is Karen Fenessey!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 SlutbagsSandiShe looks incapable of smiling... Damn you, mean person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 That's not a good likeness of Sandi Thom. In fact in that picture she looks a little bit like Zombina off of Zombina and the Skeletones, when she isn't wearing her zombie make up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hobo Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 I don't think you look like Sandi Thom, extremely hot you do look though, fancy that picnic in the park? We can go foraging for berries too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Were you pulling my leg or do you actually know me? o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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