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Easily pleased, as I've said before :up:

Fancy a picnic in the park? :) I'll bring shiny things :)

On Sunday, Union Terrace Gardens, Sunday Sport and a Broadsheet(independent, the times), home made sandwiches, tangerines, bananas some diluted juice, read one paper then swap over

Even a tennis ball to throw between each other for a few hours :)

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Slutbags, I recommend you read this post before agreeing to anything.

http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/news-announcements/57127-moshulu-changing-2.html#post766868

Just because my humour spontaneously combusts into a Family Guy level of humour comparable experience....

Ooh shiny things? How shiny?

Eugh bananas are a no no' date=' Bananaman is an enemy[/quote']

Like tinfoil shiny, the sandwiches need to be wrapped in something plus it can double as a mirror style substance should we get stranded and need to signal for help

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Hahahaha I have read it, he got neg rep for informing the world that the smell of shit makes him hungry...

I stay in teuchterland and the smell of shit just makes me gag, I don't know how the farmers can inhale deeply and say "ach just fresh" o_O

I too grew up in the country, the smell of manure reminds me of my childhood, thus it doesn't offend me. It certainly doesn't make me hungry though.

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Maybe Slutbags can squirt the tangerine juice into your eyes and roll the newspaper into a sword shape, to beat you with after she finds out you've shat in the sandwiches.

Are you going to teach me the ancient way of newspaper folding so I can make an adequate sword and fight him on your behalf?

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Are you going to teach me the ancient way of newspaper folding so I can make an adequate sword and fight him on your behalf?

Well I was thinking just rolling it up and hitting him with it, in much the same way you would use a newspaper to swat a fly. Perhaps sword wasn't the right choice of words, but I was trying to describe the shape of a rolled-up newspaper, and the only other shape words I could think of were 'sausage' and 'penis' and neither of those made much sense either.

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Well I was thinking just rolling it up and hitting him with it, in much the same way you would use a newspaper to swat a fly. Perhaps sword wasn't the right choice of words, but I was trying to describe the shape of a rolled-up newspaper, and the only other shape words I could think of were 'sausage' and 'penis' and neither of those made much sense either.

Haha swatting him with my newspaper-penis would have sounded funnier though!

Blokes get all the fun...

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"I'd like to swat you with my newspaper penis".

I'm going to start using that as a euphamism for sex.

Thats like saying you want a quarter pounder with cheese then deliberately setting out to find an Ethiopian girl with a yeast infection

Wrong....Just Wrong

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In that picture, you do. I'd need some nude shots of you to do a meaningful comparison though.

Har-de-har-har to be honest I don't know what the bint looks like but I refuse to believe that I look like someone who has an "i" in place of a "y" or "ie" in her name

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