Guest Bob Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Can anyone direct me to some good spaff-disco?If you don't know what I mean by spaff disco, what I'm referring to are dance tunes with videos featuring aspirational babes which make the song a somewhat secondary concern. (If it weren't for the fact that I loved the music so much! Ha!)See:YouTube - Mason VS Princess Superstar - Perfect Any other favourites? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 The kind of shite you used to make me watch on Friday nights for hours on end at my place, interspersed with the dating channel?Good times, bad music. And I never did receive any calls from girls looking for a "chav hard man"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 And I never did receive any calls from girls looking for a "chav hard man"...YouTube - Elwood: Chav Hard Man Seeks LovingThe kind of shite you used to make me watch on Friday nights for hours on endThat's the very stuff! Lauren Ridealgh is awesome, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 you mean like that one with all the hott chixxx in bikinis playing football and getting all touchy feely and shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Or the birds doing aerobics. Or the birds with the power tools. Softcore porn basically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 you mean like that one with all the hott chixxx in bikinis playing football and getting all touchy feely and shit?I don't think I've seen that one, don't suppose you know the title of the song?Or the birds doing aerobics. Or the birds with the power tools. Softcore porn basically.Never! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 i think this is the one i meantin retrospect, the video is a bit tame compared to the ones you postedit's a lot older as well though. maybe we could call it "proto-spaff-disco"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Oh man, that song takes me WAY back. Conjures up images of The Ministry, Breezers and Smirnoff Ices.Ugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Perhaps an early prototype of the genre. The musicians' collective instrumental technique is lacking, but just look at the drummer's tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Perhaps an early prototype of the genre. The musicians' collective instrumental technique is lacking, but just look at the drummer's tits.I think this is possibly one of the best and most succinct video critiques ever.You could destroy cities with those things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Are you looking for subject matter for Point of Origin tunes? You already inadvertantly got Milner banned for your tawdry subject matter.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 You already inadvertantly got Milner banned for your tawdry subject matter....Milner got himself into that mess all by himself so stay on topic and start admiring those titties! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Probably the best example, I reckon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH! Toca's Miracle featuring the lovely Lauren Ridealgh; the best spaff-disco starlet of all! She's the first one.Also, I think this is a particularly good mix of Toca's Miracle. Smoothed out the edges a bit on it and there's a new synth line in there I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 I don't really see the point in this? If I want to listen to good music I'll do that, if I want to watch an interesting video I'll do that and if I want a wank I will watch some proper porn instead of girls in bikinis dancing to sub-par music.These are all rare examples of when soft porn has even worse backing music than it is usually given credit for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 Well I actually like the music (generally) and it's often tongue-in-cheek and fairly ridiculous which is what I find fun about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Spaff-disco? Surely it's just 'dance music'? Spaff-disco sounds like something you could easily be banned from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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