Guest idol_wild Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Do any of you have to suffer Northsound at work?Have you heard the new advert for the above product? It's kind of frightening - a 30 second discussion about where you can "stick it":"So ladies, why don't you contact us and tell us where you'd stick it..."I mean really. Don't you just want to holler "UP YER FUCKING HOOP, YOU TWATTYFACED BUMSNIFF!"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Do any of you have to suffer Northsound at work?Have you heard the new advert for the above product? It's kind of frightening - a 30 second discussion about where you can "stick it":"So ladies, why don't you contact us and tell us where you'd stick it..."I mean really. Don't you just want to holler "UP YER FUCKING HOOP, YOU TWATTYFACED BUMSNIFF!"?I heard this in the company of my mother yesterday when I was fiddling with the car radio. It was awkward as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Was it Matteson's that had the TV advert a couple of years ago that was kinda like a mock-up of the Marks and Spencers food adverts only with some horrendous innuendo? "Just you, me, and the sausage...", "you know you want it..."'Cause those adverts were fucking dynamite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Was it Matteson's that had the TV advert a couple of years ago that was kinda like a mock-up of the Marks and Spencers food adverts only with some horrendous innuendo? "Just you, me, and the sausage...", "you know you want it..."'Cause those adverts were fucking dynamite.Yup, they're doing the rounds again at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 As an aside. Those smoked sausages are affa fine.Chopped up and stirred into some tomato pasta. Staple student diet. Ace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 As an aside. Those smoked sausages are affa fine.Chopped up and stirred into some tomato pasta. Staple student diet. Ace Aye, it may be mystery meat but it's fucking good mystery meat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Aye, it may be mystery meat but it's fucking good mystery meat The garlic one is amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 All I know is you can't say Mattesons without saying mmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 everytime I've ate smoked sausage I've thrown up, that's sober too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 everytime I've ate smoked sausage I've thrown up, that's sober too!You're clearly taking it a little too deep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 You need to work on your gag reflex if you want to get it all the way down.Just take your time and if you can't fit it all in at once, it's okay. Both hands round the shaft of the sausage can work too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 You need to work on your gag reflex if you want to get it all the way down.Just take your time and if you can't fit it all in at once, it's okay. Both hands round the shaft of the sausage can work too.You've clearly said that before, on more than one occasion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 You've clearly said that before, on more than one occasionYip I believe he's **EDIT** wrote a handbook on the right technique Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Yip I believe he's got a handbook on the right technique Yep, many copies.Too many bitches don't know what the fuck they're doing.8-) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Yep, many copies.Too many bitches don't know what the fuck they're doing.8-)i should have saved my rep points for this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 ha ha yip, I had to edit for that reponse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 ha ha yip, I had to edit for that reponse Are you flirting with me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Are you flirting with me?Don't bother. She spits* *or more correctly put, "spews" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Are you flirting with me?ha ha ha erm not really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 ha ha ha erm not reallyThat's a straw to clutch to Adam...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 i should have saved my rep points for this post.Its cool, I sorted him out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 That's a straw to clutch to Adam...!or maybe something else for her to clutch in the future.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 yeah, like his knob! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 I was going to say smoked sausage to keep in topic....in a totally non-flirty way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Adam is totally going to fist Jo-D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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