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Johnson Bans Scots from London Tube

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"As we all know the Scot is incapable of sitting on anything with wheels attached unless already drunk, or carrying enough booze to knock out an Irish bank manager and his wife for a weekend."

Ha ha, that's oddly true. Scotrail trains are just mobile pubs.

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Ha ha, that's oddly true. Scotrail trains are just mobile pubs.

Especially the affectionately named 'Alcohol Express' from Aberdeen to Glasgow.

An offshore workers favourite route. Commonly mentioned in the tea-shack that if you want a table by yourself, buy a 6 pack and leave it in open view on the table.

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