Teabags Posted May 3, 2004 Report Share Posted May 3, 2004 MP3 now available here!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul G Posted May 3, 2004 Report Share Posted May 3, 2004 Never in my life have I seen such shameless ripping off of Unholy Legion. Shameless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 How dare thee!!!Cross my path, pitiful human, and I will cut you. My blade is drawn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul G Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 consider the chariots of hatred unleashed! aaaaarghhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Karloff Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 Watch it... He'll raze your Church to the ground!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tav Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 Great... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 Originally posted by Paul G:consider the chariots of hatred unleashed! aaaaarghhh! haha, you ancient roman war machines shall be crushed like ants under the mighty power of my Incredible Hulk-esque armoured boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirzbowski Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 Ah... Makes me want to tear the spines out of Catholics and the spleens out of Protestants. Makes me want to spray bile in the Pope's eye... Thank you, most Unholy Vomitus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thoth Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 1. Ne dajte miljenja i savjete ako niste prethodno upitani. 2. Ne priajte drugima svoje probleme ako niste sigurni da ih oni ele uti. 3. Kada u tuem brlogu, potuje domaina ili nemojte ii tamo. 4. Ako vas gost u vaem brlogu ometa, odnosite se prema njemu okrutno i bez milosti. 5. Nemojte se pokuati seksualno nametnuti, ako prethodno niste dobili signal za parenje. 6. Ne uzimajte ono to nije vae, osim ako to predstavlja teret drugoj osobi koja se oajno toga eli rijeti. 7. Priznajte mo magije ako ste ju uspjeno upotrijebili da bi ostvarili svoje elje. Ako poreknete mo magije nakon njena uspjena prizivanja, izgubiti ete sve to se njome stekli. 8. Ne prigovarajte o niemu to ne morate vi osobno podnostiti.9. Ne inite zlo maloj djeci. 10. Ne ubijajte ne-ljudske ivotinje osim ako ste napadnuti ili za hranu.11. Kada hodate otvorenom teritorijom, ne smetajte nikoga. Ako netko vas smeta, zamolite ih da prestanu. Ako ne prestanu, unitite ih. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 Originally posted by Weirzbowski:Ah... Makes me want to tear the spines out of Catholics and the spleens out of Protestants. Makes me want to spray bile in the Pope's eye... Thank you, most Unholy Vomitus! being The Honorary Reverend Almighty Thurisaz Von Vomitus, let me be the first to say.......you're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 It's rocking indeed If your last names are all von Vomitus does that mean you're all related? ?( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 our Norwegian dopplegangers that are the members of Vomitus are all realted yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 At least they'll help with Aberdeen's goat over-population problem as well as deploying spine-tingling metal.(how was tragedy?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 Hang on....leave the goats alone. There's got to be something out there for those of us that the sheep don't fancy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 Goats have terrible self-image problems though - they'll sleep with or eat anything.Besides they're getting out of control. I swear I saw one sitting in the Noose & Monkey drinking one of those ickle bottles of wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 Originally posted by psydoll:Goats have terrible self-image problems though - they'll sleep with or eat anything. That's why I find them appealing. Their low standards have served me well in the past, although it's expensive on duvet covers, admittedly, and the lovebites take a while to heal. Plus they are a wee bit smelly to tell the truth. However if you like hirsute women (now be honest....who doesn't find a hairy oxter appealing?), then you'll LOVE goats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 I think Vomitus are gonna have to slaughter you before we begin to think of the goats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 But remember - goats can't phone the police or hire lawyers...yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted May 6, 2004 Report Share Posted May 6, 2004 Slaughtering me would certainly put me out of my misery. (The goat packed her bags and left me because she felt we'd gotten into a rut). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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