Weirzbowski

Yeah, thats pretty lame shit. I have an alibi tho, I'm not even in the country. So don't be accusing me! Hope they turn up, and whoever took them gets chainwhipped. Blood!

kutting krew "I just died in your arms tonight"

"Sexual Harrassment in the Workplace" Need I say more?

I would like to hear Black Atom cover Queen's "Princes of the Universe" Who's with me?

I was a little bit underwhelmed to be honest. I was initially excited because I thought Kiefer Sutherland's Lost Boys had just walked onstage. But I was wrong. The band were technically all very talented, just dull and unoriginal. Every single member of the band was mimicking some other character from rock history exactly. There wasn't a cliche left unturned, from spitting onstage, to picking fights with members of the audience who "looked at them funny", to the inevitable banging of a mic off the stage because the levels were wrong... I was also talking with some people at the venue about it and the reason they were late on is because they were fucking about and blagging as much free drink of the venue as the could. Chancers. Having said that, since I never talked to them afterwards I couldn't possibly say whether or not they were sound guys or not. I've heard mixed reports to be honest. I have a sort of sneaking suspicion I would have been better off just going to Drummonds...

Proof that only 9 year old kids listen to Green Day.

2112 - Rush

1. Heckling nearly every band I saw for two years straight. 2. The Donside Records "Compilation Ultra" launch. 3. Piston Brokes then falling on my arse at the bar. 4. Johnny Lucifer (nee A-Go-Go)'s arse cleavage. 5. Halloween dressed as a Nazi priest. 6. Writing three pages of lyrics about robots. 7. V8 Death Machine Phase Two. 8. Being a Youngblood on the prowl back in the day. *Begins sobbing uncontrollably*

Fuck a duck, somebody ought to look into it. I'd buy that for a dollar.

Project S.A.M from King Liar and Sultans of Cripple by a long shot.

The shopping list is this: 1 large roll of black plastic 1 shovel 1/2 tons of lime 5 aluminium baseball bats 3 and 1/2 litres of pastuerised milk 1 kitsch painted image of a weeping child 1 family hatchback with ample trunkspace The other list is a secret list.

Oh, you're on the list, Burnham. Damn right.

The Brutes are alive and in hiding, and operating the robots via remote control, in case of assassination attempts by their many enemies. Is this an act of cowardice? Perhaps. Or maybe it is a strategic attempt to find out exactly WHO has designs on their lives, so they can go round later armed with bats.

Man, I wish I hadn't missed that...

I heard that Gatsby had to capture each individual member of the Brutes and cage them in order to facilitate the recording process. Except #1 World Champion Gran Prix Penguin-Suit The Third, who was convinced to join the endeavour thanks to a substantial bribe.