betamax Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 James Hewitt.When I was working as a ''chef'' at posh BBQs my Glaswegian assistant chef (who was staunch scottish nationist and anti royalist), on seeing James Hewitt ambling towards our food stall, added several large stringy bogies (he had an appalling hay fever that day) to a cheesburger and waited untill Hewitt came along for his food. Bingo. Hewitt took the bait and enthusiastically wolfed the weegie snot burger down, nodding at us in patronising approval of our culinary skills. Nothing to do with me mind. I just witnessed it. No way could I have stopped this. My assistant had a knife (a small white plastic one) The gig was shit other than Nelly Furtado doing Maneater. Elton Mong should fuck off back to his rent boys and all of the acts should be put into a grinder. Apart from N.E.R.D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 I watched "The Queen" with Helen Mirren on Friday and there's a scene where Blair's on the phone to Lizzie, trying to convince her that it would be in the nation's best interest if she made some sort of statement that might help the public "cope with their grief""Cope with their grief ???" roared Prince Phillip, "what is Blair talking about, they never even knew her. Have the public nothing better to do ???"A dramatisation maybe, but summed it up perfectly for me, especially as the movie was interspersed with real footage of stupid cunts bawling their eyes out and talking of being "in shock" or being "devastated" - no doubt the same Great British Morons who just about break their legs getting to the newsagents to gleefully buy the very gossip magazines that spent their very existence trying to discredit the woman by printing tawdry articles and photos.That shite on Saturday just perpetuated the whole media circus.Lest we forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupot Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 The best bit was act 4 of swan lake. Then you got to see who were the hooray henrys leaping to their feet and applauding wildly. Then either attempting to get down wid it or peering myopically at P Diddy while saying, "I say! Who's that black chappie?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betamax Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 I watched "The Queen" with Helen Mirren on Friday and there's a scene where Blair's on the phone to Lizzie, trying to convince her that it would be in the nation's best interest if she made some sort of statement that might help the public "cope with their grief""Cope with their grief ???" roared Prince Phillip, "what is Blair talking about, they never even knew her. Have the public nothing better to do ???"A dramatisation maybe, but summed it up perfectly for me, especially as the movie was interspersed with real footage of stupid cunts bawling their eyes out and talking of being "in shock" or being "devastated" - no doubt the same Great British Morons who just about break their legs getting to the newsagents to gleefully buy the very gossip magazines that spent their very existence trying to discredit the woman by printing tawdry articles and photos.That shite on Saturday just perpetuated the whole media circus.Lest we forget.Spot on likeThe real tradegy here is the people who seem to want to wallow in it are the same fucking morons who actually perpetuate the paperazzi culture. God, the whole thing smelt of fakeness, hypocracy and simpering media over justification.One is thoroughly embarressed by it all madam. etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Why did Princess Diana cross the road?Momentum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Why did Princess Diana cross the road?Momentum.Ooooooh! that's got to hurt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Ricky Gervais was very unfunny apart from his first comment about Royals not swearing. After that it was down hill.Noticed Kate Middleton was forced along to clap like a fanny...but a safe distance from the Prince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Noticed Kate Middleton was forced along to clap like a fanny...but a safe distance from the Prince.If you care about such things, those two are rafting each other again. They got back together about a week after announcing they'd split, wanting some time out of the spotlight (aye right). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Q: Why did Charlie have a multi-coloured cock?A: Because he dipped it in Di on occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herbert_dudley Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 P Diddy did the song 'I'll be missing you' original version by police was about stalking and his version was a song about a former crack dealer who was murdered because of a shitty feud. Great song choice.The Princes dancing and pretending to sing along words was priceless too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolsville Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 I happened across the show while channel hopping trying to avoid it. Of all the 2 second segments I saw I have to say I was most impressed by the orderly mosh pit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.