Benji Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13466788,00.htmlTeen's Mannequin Love-InUpdated: 15:21, Monday November 21, 2005A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin. "That's the only way I know how to put it." Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless."But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour." OMFG !! Desparado or whit ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 some of those mannequins are hot! i'll get me coat.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 some of those mannequins are hot! i'll get me coat........Um k.... Keeps a firm eye on Ghost !! o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Michael Plentyhorse...best name ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
get lost Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Ive had sex with quick a few dummy's, shame they could talk!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 "That's the only way I know how to put it." I dig her naivity.Anyway, I'm sure it was all a great big Father Ted like misunderstanding... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preid Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.Ive heard worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Ive heard worseAye, dinnae keep us in suspenders like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Im slightly confused.Dummies arent usually anatomically correct.So did he just rub against it or did he carve some make shift orifice to get his jollies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 I guess we'll never know !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 the dummies in that whore shop, Pink, have huge tits - i'd definately fuck their dry, twatless crotches over the likes of marks + sparks' range Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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