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following on from the inspriational "evil flatmates" threads, lets all spill the beans on our ex grotty flatmates, and what is the grottiest thing you've ever seen from a fellow flat co-habitee.

my old flat mate used to use an old pepsi bottle as a spitoon for his phlegm, and he kept it in the living room. and he also had a wank "pair of tracky bottoms" (much like the wank sock but on a grander scale).o_O

honestly.

i am still scarred from this experience.

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One of my flatmates has a bedroom covered in mouldy towels and he has no sheets as such, just a few beach towels and a dressing gown. He eats nothing but pesto, which he burns, and over-cooked cabbage. After a shower he comes into the sitting room witha dressing gown on, dripping wet, and for the next half hour rubs himself dry with his dressing gown.

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hmm. well. one of my old flatmates always used to steal my ridiculously expensive shampoo/conditioner (and whilst i used it lovingly and sparingly, the bitch would wash her way through 1/3 of the bottle in one go)... anyway, one day i replaced the nice stuff with cheap stuff and pissed in the bottle.... so technically, she's a filthy beast who washes her hair with urine.....

does that make me bad?

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hmm. well. one of my old flatmates always used to steal my ridiculously expensive shampoo/conditioner (and whilst i used it lovingly and sparingly' date=' the bitch would wash her way through 1/3 of the bottle in one go)... anyway, one day i replaced the nice stuff with cheap stuff and pissed in the bottle.... so technically, she's a filthy beast who washes her hair with urine.....

does that make me bad?[/quote']

You are a god!!! Thats the funniest thing I've probably read on this boards. Well done!:up:

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Well, I didn't live with the person in question at the time (in fact, 1 months squatting on his floor, I never have), but there's someone on this board who once lived in a flat with a pickled goldfish in a jam jar. Not in formaldehyde, you have to understand, but in vinegar. It exploded (the goldfish, not the jar). That was truly grotty.

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