Guest Bob Double Jack Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 following on from the inspriational "evil flatmates" threads, lets all spill the beans on our ex grotty flatmates, and what is the grottiest thing you've ever seen from a fellow flat co-habitee.my old flat mate used to use an old pepsi bottle as a spitoon for his phlegm, and he kept it in the living room. and he also had a wank "pair of tracky bottoms" (much like the wank sock but on a grander scale).o_O honestly.i am still scarred from this experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig B Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 One of my flatmates has a bedroom covered in mouldy towels and he has no sheets as such, just a few beach towels and a dressing gown. He eats nothing but pesto, which he burns, and over-cooked cabbage. After a shower he comes into the sitting room witha dressing gown on, dripping wet, and for the next half hour rubs himself dry with his dressing gown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salsadecacahuete Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 hmm. well. one of my old flatmates always used to steal my ridiculously expensive shampoo/conditioner (and whilst i used it lovingly and sparingly, the bitch would wash her way through 1/3 of the bottle in one go)... anyway, one day i replaced the nice stuff with cheap stuff and pissed in the bottle.... so technically, she's a filthy beast who washes her hair with urine..... does that make me bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeid Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 hmm. well. one of my old flatmates always used to steal my ridiculously expensive shampoo/conditioner (and whilst i used it lovingly and sparingly' date=' the bitch would wash her way through 1/3 of the bottle in one go)... anyway, one day i replaced the nice stuff with cheap stuff and pissed in the bottle.... so technically, she's a filthy beast who washes her hair with urine..... does that make me bad?[/quote']You are a god!!! Thats the funniest thing I've probably read on this boards. Well done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvin Starclusk Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Well, I didn't live with the person in question at the time (in fact, 1 months squatting on his floor, I never have), but there's someone on this board who once lived in a flat with a pickled goldfish in a jam jar. Not in formaldehyde, you have to understand, but in vinegar. It exploded (the goldfish, not the jar). That was truly grotty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewCat Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Well My Flat Mate Is Jack The Ripper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 those plastic balls you leave in sweaty trainers to get rid of nasty smellsmy chum's friend, who was a guest at my chum's place, moved out and left a pair of his lying in the middle of the living room flooras a parting gift, perhaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippinoneastereggs Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Well My Flat Mate Is Jack The Ripper!Shop him to the police.One for him being a murdererTwo for him being immortal/time traveller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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