Guest MKII Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Me in nigeria: Passport control: can i see your passportMe: HerePC: Oh no' date=' it is empty *wink*Me: Eh?PC: Empty, you know?Me: Oh.......still dont get ya?PC: Go on through....Wasnt giving him my damn money! Although when a 'police officer' stopped us in the car and our passports were 'empty' i gave him some money for fear of losing my head.[/quote'] I only had a 10 on me when I left, for when I landed in the UK(no way were they getting that!), these people obviously haven't dealt with Aberdonians much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Timson, will Aberdeen beat Celtic on Saturday??!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Timson' date=' will Aberdeen beat Celtic on Saturday??!![/quote']OH FUCK AYE!c'mon the dons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 my predictions have been dodgy so far because i have been out of practice for so long. even the best get it wrong sometimes. fear not you folk who are going on planes, you will not die, i know that is right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 as much as i hate aberdeen, celtic make me want to go weegie huntin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Timmy, will cAmie become a world famous pop star? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 my ma has a bigger chance of making a comeback to the wrestling than tugboat im afraid.as for cAmie becoming a pop star, FUCK NO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 oh mighty one, will my bus home toomorrow night get cancelled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 no mr monkey it will not.i thought my driving lesson would have been cancelled. its at 1.30 and it hasnt been cancelled yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 hahaha, WRONG, it is cancelled already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 hahaha' date=' WRONG, it is cancelled already[/quote']Oh god help us! o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 I don't mind if my plane crashes...as long as it's on the way back (I've had a decent innings!), but I don't want you young fellows to perish. However..how's about you both leave all your possessions to me in your wills, just in case??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 However..how's about you both leave all your possessions to me in your wills' date=' just in case???[/quote']I have no possesions! So you are welcome to my pittence.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 OK DohK...I'll make a space for it on my mantelpiece...thank you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 I'm away to put money on Camie winning the X Factor and write epitaphs for Alan' date=' Hines and Phil.Worst fortune teller ever.[/quote']HahahaWhats the opposite of predictions? Because this thread should be called 'Timson Lies' or something like that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 I'm resigned to my fate Maybe these are CRYPTIC forecasts...ie the Scots giving the Swiss a good hiding might refer to a scrap in the dressing rooms after the game which was hushed up. Snow fading away around the weekend is fair enough, as Mr.Tim didn't stipulate which weekend. Mind you I don't think I really want to know how the Dons 'humped' the Celts today!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 alan is correct, they are cryptic.all i can say is neil lennon will not be sitting down for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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