evilbitch Posted August 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 But what does a ring show how much you love someone or in some people's cases put up with. i mean a ring on the left hand wont stop them looking at other people or going with people but will be a shiney thing they have on their hand that they can sell if it dont work out. unless ur a back stabbing bitch who wants to marry someone just for the devorce settlement which dont seem that bad to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 marriage is the 'seal' of love and commitment from God. if you're religious or not, i still thinks its an awesome agreement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 A mans brain works as so.1) We are number one because my husband says i have to.2) We are better than you at cleaning the bathroom.3) Forgetting the anniversary is fine - my boyfriend probably did.4) Flowers are very good - for the garden.5) Presents are good - as long as its sex.6) Attention is good - as long as its sex.7) Regardless of how senseless the logic is... go shopping with your friends when the footballs on.Remember all that and you'll be fine there you go guys. A cheeky guy version By the way i am excluded from these rules as i am a metro sexual.i own a salmon top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 .i own a salmon top.so it's PINK then.. geez.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
less_than_stu Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 ok at work really bored sooo relationships suck but are they really worth it? Nae a clue...[read: "probably"] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbitch Posted August 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 marriage is the 'seal' of love and commitment from God. if you're religious or not' date=' i still thinks its an awesome agreement.[/quote']agreement fair enough seems as if its more business and should sign on the dotted line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall_4185 Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 In spite of everything,I still believe they're worth it.Every single second I've felt shit after it's ended won't take away the great memories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 It's an expensive parade for the poor, and a tax-effective exercise for the rich...I find it all a bit sad.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 The divorce is the real expense... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 roll on the day i get to change my surname through marriage.i shall start looking for men with good surnames from... NOW. go go go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbitch Posted August 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Not being negative at all but if you loved someone and they had a rubbish last name would it really matter ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Not being negative at all but if you loved someone and they had a rubbish last name would it really matter ?hehe no it wouldnt matter at all, i was just 'jesting'. but i could get stuck with a few funny ones, what with having a coin as my first name..i'm still looking out for Mr Tration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 If you're looking for a husband, maybe its Mr Pincher you're after? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 If you're looking for a husband' date=' maybe its Mr Pincher you're after?[/quote']oooh yes, but believe me, there are quite a few hilarious matches i could have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 "Wife" definition: penny pincher...amongst other things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbitch Posted August 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 I surpose having a weird last name would be better than something like smith or jones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 I surpose having a weird last name would be better than something like smith or jonesSMITH.. spot on, that is why i need mine to morph into something shiny and new Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Nope.We're just looking at it from an angle...Just think... one day I could be Mrs SAGhehe.And possibly in more ways than one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 *bursts into tears*I fear that day.Just do your 'boobs of steel' workout regularly and you'll be OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 *looks up from lifting weighs and getting ripped*You just got frontseat tickets to the gunshow.That's very kind. Do I paint my own target on or do they give out nice T shirts with one on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 AAHHHHH....haven't got round to seeing that yet.....thought I was being put in the front row to be shot for being lippy or something.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 grrrrwell if relationships are so good then why do girls sometimes cheat on guys!?!? *sniff*excluding the fact that its usually the guy who doesadam xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 that would be down to the girl you pick being a bit shit and a bit of an asshole.pick better girls.and if you cheat your self... maybe its karma getting you.hmm so thats what ive been doing wrong! lol!how can you tell a decent girl when the last 2 ones who cheated on me seemed really really nice?and yeah guys usually think sexually more than emotionally, thats what ive percieved anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 Whats worse is when its with ur best mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamestationMonkey Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 ...just to throw us off because they know we're all sappy.Like very tall children.I'm confused (nothing new there then). Tall children are sappy?Mind you, I was an emotional child. Probably something to do with years of abuse which has turned me into a hardened monster.......I'ma go cry in the corner now.(And after reading the rest of the thread) I despise cheaters, mainly thanks to my father. Cheers, Da! There's lots of other shit I had to deal with 'cos of him, but that has always been my main obstacle with him.(After reading page 4) Marriage. On one hand, a public declaration of love between two people. Which is nice. However, you could do it for a fraction of the price by taking an ad out in the newspaper. Of course, then you don't get to one up the relatives. I really should read the entire thread instead of skipping back and forth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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