Guest tv tanned Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Wearing coloured elastic bands on your wrists will make you look like you give a shit about charity without the need to donate money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 that's not a top tip, it's mandatory these days, isn't it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 yes, but i don't mean wristbands, i mean the multicoloured ones that the mail comes in these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 jesus' date=' and I thought the charity band prick brigade couldn't get any worse.I want one that says "kill foxes!" on it.[/quote']I may have misread this, but did you just call me a prick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 ok, just checking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 MY top tip of the day isDon't just use a hairdryer to dry your hair...use it to dry all over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 MY top tip of the day isDon't just use a hairdryer to dry your hair...use it to dry all over.YES' date=' it's fantasticalso, on a hot day, stand naked in your bedroom and set your hairdryer to "cool".[/font'] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 I'd never do a thing like that.hmmm, *racks brain* well at least not to my face anyway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 YES' date=' it's fantasticalso, on a hot day, stand naked in your bedroom and set your hairdryer to "cool".[/font']Slightly safer than a fan anyway.how about on hot days just going about naked, except for a couple of cunningly placed leaves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Slightly safer than a fan anyway.how about on hot days just going about naked' date=' except for a couple of cunningly placed leaves?[/quote']but i mean...a REALLY hot dayalso be sure to keep your finger FIRMLY on the "cool" button, cause a hairdryer suddenly set to hot when it's near the crotch...aiyah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 but i mean...a REALLY hot dayalso be sure to keep your finger FIRMLY on the "cool" button' date=' cause a hairdryer suddenly set to hot when it's near the crotch...aiyah.[/font']Some people might like that.NOT ME, but some people.I think if it was as hot as you're suggesting, I would just put ice cubes down my pants.That reminds me: in primary school, we used to think men had pubic hair and women had cubic hair. Or at least I hope it was "we"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ()Papaspyrou() Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Dont waste your money on expensive air conditioning. Simply push some frozen chips through the air vent of your car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Wearing coloured elastic bands on your wrists will make you look like you give a shit about charity without the need to donate money. That's the best thing i've heard today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Jazz Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 If a baby is choking on an ice cube, simply pour a kettle of boiling water down it's throat....the blockage will miraculously disappear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Wristband activists I call them. What a difference they are making to the world...I bet those poor Indian child workers that made the wristbands are feeling just great knowing all these people are going round looking not only fashionable but also making themselves feel better about themselves too.It's pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 I saw someone selling a red elastic band on e-bay as an alternative to charity wristbands, bidding was about a pound odd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 I saw someone selling a red elastic band on e-bay as an alternative to charity wristbands' date=' bidding was about a pound odd![/quote']This is excellent news. Particularly when I have well over fifty red elastic bands in my office... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 This is excellent news. Particularly when I have well over fifty red elastic bands in my office...You could get a night out from the profits! I am still thinking of posting my Jackass the Movie sick bag I have sitting on my desk after getting it free from a film mag - seen them selling on e-bay for over five quid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 You could get a night out from the profits! I am still thinking of posting my Jackass the Movie sick bag I have sitting on my desk after getting it free from a film mag - seen them selling on e-bay for over five quid!Anything goes.Louise made some money selling Disney cross stitch patterns which came free with her cross stitch magazine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 http://www.pinky.me.uk/funny-viz_top_tips.htm Great page, thanks for the link! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 i don't see the problem with people buying the wristbands for fashion, i personally wear mine becuase i support the charity, but surely it doesnt matter why they're worn, but the fact that the charity is getting the money?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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