psydoll Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 "I might be a honkey but I'm hung like a donkey." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nikola Tesla Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 This one's ace for the title alone: I Slept With The Daughters And All I Got Was This Lousy Song Written About Me - The Daughters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 Oh for fucks sake! Shaun Ryder is not a fucking poet, that's just something people think is clever to sa because it seems so unlikely, hence why that prick Tony Wilson is always saying. Tony Wilson would never not totally bum any band on who were Factory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 There is this guy - thin he's called Richard Cheese - and he does like "lounge" versions of famous rock songs. These include a Limp Bizkit medly' date=' Chop Suey and Creep. Pretty funny.[/quote']richard cheese is brilliant, and they are quite funny too. His chop suey is fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 Re:Half Man Half Biscuit - I Left My Heart In Papworth General, especially the bit "When i'm pining for a cigarette, I think of all the free ones that I'd get, if I killed myself and came back as, a beagllllllle, WOOF!" Pretty much all of the Back in the DHSS album is hilarious.Also Where's Me Jumper? by Sultans Of Ping FC.Nick Cave also gets a mention for Papa Won't Leave You Henry for the bit that goes "I woke so drunk and full of rage that I could hardly speak, a fag in a whale bone corset draping his dick across my cheek" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClicheGuevara Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 Well when Rob Halford came out of the closet, it may have not been a big thing.well today we are one step closer to hearing the metal dudes sing " I want to be I want to be a homosexual"Statistics say chances of being gay are what one in ten that means there is a 40 percent chance that one of the guys in pantera likes men "hats off to halford" by Atom and his Package Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest F.A._FEEDER Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 Anything by Terminal X.But especially thier song 'i'm not homophobic' with the classic line 'that big orange poofter they call dale winton tried to stick a rocket up fuckin bill clinton, but clintons arse was full of moosh cause he'd just been serviced by george w bush'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 anything by the smiths makes me laugh, its either that or you would cry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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