Ross G

I hate gypsies. Cheeky, thieving, tax dodging scum bastards.

These almost look like attempts at coming on to someone... cringing a little bit. I can't tell who's being serious and who's not,

Daggers At Dawn

I want a yellow single cut junior with a JB in the bridge. Such a warm crunchy tone. I still love those pickups. Had a junior and sold it, wished I hadn't. Need a TV yellow one. They look even cooler with age.

Looks like that guy from Bowling For Soup's guitar. IS THAT A PAF?

End of the day they have no right to complain. on the first day of the battle of the Somme in 1916, over 100,000 soldiers died. One dies nowadays and it's like the end of the world. And they were CONSCRIPTED. They had NO choice. They what they signed up for. If they don't like it - suck it. I'm not the biggest fan of my job, but then again I wasn't stupid enough to sign up to the army.

Red wine is definitely not fine in the morning (2 bottles like)

The teen ned girls who hang around the door of the Indian takeaway in my town talking about "fit lads at the marquee". Shut up. You're overweight skets that no one would look at. Also just because I was wearing a flat cap does not make me old. It makes me stylish (lies - I'm just out of touch with fashion).

Tonight - dinner at a local pub with the woman and some drinks. Tomorrow - Painting my garden fence and buying booze for family coming over at night. Sunday - Packing for a business trip I leave for on Monday. All in all - I have become old and boring. Gone are the weekends of debauchery and casual sex. Kind of glad. Fuck that noise.

I know someone that does this

Dirty Harry Scream The Bourne Identity The Dark Knight

bacon should be in everything

Agree!

I undertake if they are going ridiculously slow and refusing to budge. What's even worse are the people who cut in to lane halfway round a roundabout. one guy in an X5 got so angry because I refused to let him in on the Inverurie Road Roundabout in to Dyce in rush hour, he got out of his "4x4 for twats" mobile and started hammering on my window. Dick.

Was expecting the first post to be of a Star Wars nature

Fair enough on open roads, but can't really do that in town though (I don't really want to run anyone over). It can get really frustrating at times, especially when the person tailgating you has nothing to gain from doing so. My dad used to jam on his breaks when someone did it to him

Fuck health.

Recently went on an Amazon splurge and bought the entire Alien Quadrilogy, Die Hard Quadrilogy, Predator 1 and 2, Predators, the Terminator Box Set and The Spaghetti Western Collection. All films I loved while growing up (which I definitely wasn't old enough to watch at the time). Favourites out of each collection: Aliens Die Hard Predator Terminator 2 Judgement Day The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Pick a film collection and your favourite out of each.

People who tailgate you. They can all actually die. Back the fuck off!!!!

But you should really put a guide of what you're after. If you don't, people will just offer shite money for it.

My woman makes ace mac and cheese. She puts breadcrumbs and extra cheese on top so it's got a crunch, and puts either ham/bacon and mushrooms in the sauce. Served with chips and garlic bread. Unbeatable after a minge day at work.

you'd be lucky to get to Glasgow and back on £60 these days