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I know it's not a big deal.

What's really gonna grind everyone gears is you suddenly posting in the thread as soon as you're mentioned.

I SMELL A SITCOM!

I couldnae give a fuck. I'm nae bothered. this site has ideas above it's station. L.R included. Rory posted Vomitus photos on Facebook- made me all nostalgic, for the days when Aberdeen was cool!

oh well, life's like that. I don't remember meeting you. It's not really that important.

I don't mind. I just kinda remember the review only didn't like the vocals.

cool. I don't really care what folk think. I like Vomitus and a lot of the other stuff ye did, I might have been feeling a bit fradgey on the Dross thing. It's not a big deal, opinions=arseholes.

I didn't really care that you slagged us off on your blog. You're entitled to not like a band. It was just weird you said almost the exact opposite to my face.

oh well, life's like that. I don't remember meeting you. It's not really that important.

One of our board members likes to try and goad me by insulting me in his frankly shit blog (and occasional YouTube videos). No idea why he is so obsessed with me.

You tube= not guilty. Shit blog=guilty. Obsessed=nae really, I just don't like yer' tone.

It is.

http://seagullscirclemycorpse.wordpress.com/tag/lucky-rathen-is-a-racist/

The bandcamp he links is to dave farquar anyway. Rathen was right though, fucking shit blog.

xx

Aye min. I cannae write worth a shit. It's a diary really- typing into the void. I've read worse though.

just noticed you missed an "H"- nae love lost though min.

Is that Dave Farquhar?

Don't "Dave" me min, I'm no Dave- I dinnae like fitba' or any of that shite!

Strange guy. I spoke to him briefly once. He said he liked my old band, Dross. But then he went and slagged us off on his blog.

I said what I thought. I enjoyed the DROSS experience. Shame u didnae fire on with more stuff. I find a lot of you lot strange in real life. I may have been pissed. oh well.

Didn't he just slag me off?

och no, just thought the vox didnae fit with the music. Which is silly of me- we used to get a lot of similar shit with SIDCA. Didnae bother me a teeny bit, shouldnae bother you. Still think the best thing about DROSS was those drop-d grime riffs.

Hello Everyone, Glad to see you're looking forwards to the new venue opening. Just wanted to confirm Mark Lanegan is going ahead, there will soon be some building work taking place, we're gearing up for a whole new set of club nights and are in talks with promoters about booking in more gigs.

We're working on social media, websites, interiors, stock, staff, flyers, suppliers, sound, lights, services, promotions and on and on and on so bear with us while we get it all in place. As soon as we're ready to give you all the info we will!

Thanks!

That's a relief. Don't want this gig going the way of that Northern Lights fiasco. I'm going and so is my cousin, and she's much grumpier than me.

good luck with this, I'm sure it will either sell out or be well attended. I saw them once, never again- a purely personal reaction though. Still enjoy the recordings.

If anything, the birds are saving the trees.

Sounds like it's time to take an axe to that sucker though.

I'm a bit slow on the uptake, but I get you now- the birds are probably eating the parasite!!!, jesus, I'm a bit thick sometimes. I would love to get my Brother round with the old chainsaw and tear the tree down- but it's a big one- and according to the council I have to apply for permission and pay for some sort of permit. Cheeky chuff-holes. It's not even on my land.

I'm sure there is a sign down by the river saying who owns and maintains the area, I think its the woodland trust or something, I might fire them my best concerned type of e-mail threatening to escalate the shit out of the situation. hmmm.

Quick question, what sort of birds can kill a tree?

The tree's in my back yard look dead, no leaves at all for this time of year. I record Countryfile and all that stuff as a matter of routine and they have covered the menace of various caterpillars etc- but no mention of birds. I have witnessed a pair of Magpies hacking and beaking away at aforementioned trees.

I suppose what I'm saying is- " is it time to borrow the airgun off the neighbour to save my trees?"

It's on e-bay for 400 buck. along with loads of other stuff.

About a year old. Hardly played. I haven't even changed the strings. Looking for about £450.

I'll post pics later.

PM if interested.

Can bring central for pick up.(union square)

So, I'm shopping for an external hard drive, I want one that I can just leave plugged straight into the telly via USB and it'll recognise it and I can play all my movies (porn) that way. The one I have just now doesn't do that, I need to take the stuff (porn) off the hard drive and put it on to a little 2Gb stick and watch it (the porn) that way. It doesnt' work in my TV, Xbox or DVD so it's probably down to the drive as opposed to the telly. What does a hard drive need to have to be able to do that?

I got a Cyclone media drive off e-bay a couple of years ago for watching films. It was a bit glitchy codec wise- it would play xvid and divx but was picky about what films it would play. It wouldnae play FLV stuff and didnae like m-pegs. I ended up getting a cheap desktop from e-bay (50 buck) and jamming it under the tv. It works much better. I know you can get little gadgets from Maplin that connect to yer tv and too your hard drive- media extenders I think they are called.

something like this gadget:

It's pointless now, all I get to watch is kids programmes. nae nazi dog-porn for me now. sad.

Who's Alakaline?

Your evil twin. He's like a spellchecking machine.

I've nae long finished Jon Ronson's Psychopath test- funnily enough because it was mentioned on this thread. I had reservations about him because of his background but the book was great stuff. Battered through it in two sessions on me kindle. I'm chugging my way through Niall ferguson's "Civilisation" at the moment- it's awesome- some folk say he's like the Jeremy Clarkeson of historians- but by fuck the motherfucker can write. after that I've got David Icke's Giant blood drinking lizard book lined up. The man speaks the truth indeed.

Lol. Amazing. MAN I WANT TO BE IN ON THE SCENE SO BAD! Hurry up and go back to writing rambling shit about racists and speech impediments so we can ban you again.

Thats pretty offensive man. really.

What the hell is Lightfoot

Slightly less offensive than some posts by Lucky or Alakaline. SRYSLY. Some of Lucky's early "trying to get in on the scene" posts were well rapey, and total CRNGx20.

Lightfoot is awesome! total dude!

M.A.R.T = underage slut hunter expert level. good luck, demo's sound tidy as fuck min.

I really like the spooky echo noise the guitar bloke with the jazzmaster makes at roughly 16.39. I'd like to make similar noises to scare my wife. Any ideas what it is?

also I'm a fair fan of Lanegans facial expressions- I've been trying in the bathroom mirror in the morning, but I just look like I'm doing a major dump.

I missed the shithawks. Glowing testimonials from the sidca review panel. Platypus? I dinnae think they were that bad. Min diesel were good. the place was hoachin with hipsters.

RIYL? Righteous if you like?

I'm old, and confused. Might make this if

1. I'm allowed out.

2. If I get the garden done.

Seen Min afore, they were pretty good I think.

Who?

OMG. Element rocked my world, what I mean is Element made me laugh- from my laptop, giggling on this site. Element Rawked though, my personal fave song was "widdle in squiggle( chuggedy buggedy chug)". It still makes me emotional.

----anguish-----