TelecasterSam

What ya "err"-ing at Jan....what I'm saying is very valid... too many times (at things like weddings) I've seen guys wearing the kilt far below the knee, couple that, with hose/socks pulled up too high too.... and it just makes it look f*cking stupid.....the bottom of the kilt should just come to the knee when you kneel down (keeping thighs straight) and.... You just don't wear a belt with a Prince Charlie/waistcoat outfit...its evening wear ffs !!!....but kilt hire places seem to supply them for some reason ???? Duh!!! and..... I wish they'd teach folk how to tie Ghillie laces !!! ...there is more....but I'll leave it at that for now ! rant over !

Nothing worse than a half arsed tuned set of Pipes..... and if they don't wear decent highland outfit.... (far too many people wear the kilt TOO fucking long as it is !) gimme strength !!! It only serves to give decent Piper's a bad name !!

I think the Dominos up by Asda in BOD, is pretty fine actually..... Tomato sauce = on nothing (don't like it much) Brown sauce = on Bacon, Egg, Sausage, etc butties, and on Pork/Scotch Pies! Salt & Vinegar = on Fish & Chips (with Tartare sometimes) Colemans Mustard = on sliced Ham or Beef or Corned Beef (it just HAS to be!!)

I wholeheartedly agree..... tuther night, the missus brought home a Chicagotown X Factor special pizza, which had (too much) barbeque sauce as the base...... I thought it was absolute gash..... hated the thing.... never again !

This is a story about the bond formed between a little girl and a group of building workers. It's allegedly true and might help to confirm your belief in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.................... A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. They even gave the child her very own hard hat and gloves, which thrilled her immensely. At the end of the first week, the smiling builders presented her with a pay envelope - containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money to the bank the next day to open a savings account. At the bank, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'. 'You must have worked very hard to earn all this', said the cashier. The little girl proudly replied, 'Yes, I worked every day with Steve and Wayne and Mike. We're building a big house.' 'My goodness gracious,' said the cashier, 'And will you be working on the house again next week?' The child thought for a moment. Then she said seriously: 'I think so.......... Provided those wankers at Jewsons deliver the fucking bricks.'

LOL..... yeah, so do I.... but certainly not with curries/chappati's.... at a good Asian/Indian curry house, you might be lucky to get a spoon !! (Oh god, I REALLY miss a good curry from Bradford !!!!)

Actually, I only make mild curries for my family.....wife and kids wimp out at hot ones... MY personal preferences are : Chicken Bhuna Keema Madras an occasional, Keema Vindaloo or a really HOT Tindaloo !!.... all with chappati's and a couple of shami kebab starters, and raita sauce, of course, none o' this gay rice crap.... You have to eat em' with yer fingers using chappaties, not with a fork....cutlery is for wimps !!

Try my recipe, you'll like me even more...

quoted for truth !! The Karachi in Bradford & The Koh-i-Noor in Keighley.... curries par excellence !!

Thunderbirds Stingray ("anything can happen within the next half-hour!) The Tomorrow People Magpie How ! anyone remember.... Rocket Robin Hood ? YouTube - Opening Theme to Rocket Robin Hood

(N.B. See my recipe for said Passanda on the Mmmmmm Om Nom Nom Nom thread....enjoy!!!)

Once everyone gets their minds out of the gutter, you will see Oscar inbetween two other pigs! (First look, really freaked me out !!)

The Dog's look is priceless ! "I'm not fucking smelling them... I dont care what you say !!!"

bump ........

Good solid music stands, some chairs or stools too !!!

Don't rest easy yet Adam.....I had an awful time in Disney World using the cubicle loo's....:O Those sensor controlled toilets (we have a few here too, at Motorway services etc...) I found some of the bastards would flush as you reach behind to clean your arse.... and I kept getting a cold soaking of my knads and bell-end.... f*cking automatic flushing !!!! Don't bloody laugh either !!! (well, OK, I can laugh about it now) I'm warned and now wary of the f*ckers..... o_O Defo a big Pet Hate !

Yay !..... wife got me a ticket for Quo gig in Dec for my birthday (in 25 days btw) that's pretty ace-ic, as far as I'm concerned...

I like the look of the Tele..... although not keen on the knobs (would change them for regular Tele knurled knobs) Strange that they show a white Tele with RW board (my chosen colour).... but don't show it as a choice in the blurb... only.... Black, Silver & Red !!! what's that all about then ? LOL sexy lookin' buggars though !!

Jeez..... who'd really want curry-breath for most of the morning ??? if you do.... please do not come close to chat to me (Plinth is right..... "Buncha animals in this town ")

He He..... It certainly does (its a bit hard to find though, these days)..... very nice on a pancake !! (edit : we have some in the fridge right now....believe we got it at "Happy Plant - Mintlaw)

LOL....What the hell does THAT mean...please explain ??? Calm down, Lemon Curd is NOT that bad....although I prefer "Lemon Cheese"

good answer mate !! ....tried to rep you but..... ".You must spread..etc...etc..."

Glasgow has a new department store, just opened in the east end..... (....well, it made me laugh !!)

My wife is busy with a Business Management & HR degree course at RGU as we speak.... (It'll go really well with all the Nursing qualifications she has !!.... a step up to higher management and more salary !!!) ...... you go girl !

What's 6 inches long, with a purple head and women love em ? .......a twenty pound note!