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I thought Paul was pretty good. Certainly not terrible.

What was terrible was the guy sitting in the next row with the most obnoxious laugh I've ever had the displeasure of hearing. He laughed at all the jokes and references in a manner that implied on he really knew what was meant. Fuck off mate, everyone's seen ET.

I think he went home to put his sonic screwdriver in a cylon or some shit. His wife was hoorin' ugly.

I'm a captain, my grading is valid.

Suck on it like an ice pole/hot cock.

C-

Must try harder.

Mars bar in the freezer is a winner.

58 will do the job.

YoSushi is a ming-fest.

Go somewhere decent and the sushi will be bang-a-lang.

Ah, I negated to look at your location information.

I used to stay on Belmont Street and there were always Jack Wills branded titfarts living up stairs and this sounds like something they'd partake in to achieve their jolly's.

Mic up your amp and run that into your soundcard.

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Always best to get the sound you want at the source, rather than modify it on your computer.

Mice. Or more specifically the mouse who's taken up occupancy in our flat. I caught the little fuck under my bin. I. Caught. Him. Slipped a board under, lift it all up and the little cunt squeezes out as I turn it over and runs off into the darkness.

Fuck humane traps. I want him to suffer. I want his shitty little mouse life to play out in front of his eyes during a long prolonged death.

Should also point that this mouse was in one of the flats upstairs originally. They caught it, but instead of killing or releasing it outside, THEY RELEASED IT BACK INTO A HOLE IN THEIR FLOOR. FOR THE BANTER. BANTER! Fucking Jack Wills-clad, yacht club student cunt-weasels.

Do you live on Belmont Street per chance?

Stand outside a cinema and pick up a hot single sci-fi geek. "Paul" is out today and the combo of funny aliens and Spaced nostalgia is a massive draw for tidy snatch.

Bastard! The more you post about that festival, the more I want to go.

Anyways, it feels like I've been waiting for these guys album to drop for ages:

Part of the reason I love hip-hop so much is sampling/scratching/what have you. Those guys do it with so much feeling and soul, it's beautiful.

This is a great film to check out on the background/history of scratching: Scratch.avi

Also, don't know if many people will class this as hip-hop, but Girl Talk has been my weekend party jam for the past little while. All Day is so good: Girl Talk - All Day by walt74 on SoundCloud - Create, record and share your sounds for free

Tidy. That'll be interesting to see.

Talking of Jimmy Fallon, this is fucking sweet: YouTube - Jimmy Fallon, Justin Timberlake and The Roots "Show the history of Rap"

Waking up with a pee boner.

Having to contort my body to weird angles to make the pee go in the toilet/sink/bath.

Watching my boner get limper and limper as the pee vacates my bladder, until I'm left with is a flaccid meat tube.

The answer is written on his stomach lining.

Maybe he thought of Black Star aka Mos Def and Talib Kweli.

Go see DJ Shadow, he's ace-ic.

Nah, Carmen's just shit at being punctual.

What is idol_wild on about?

/thread crossover.

BBC2, your time is now.

John K. Samson is a song writing hero of mine, as is [to a smaller extent] Ted Leo.

Have you heard this?: The Falcon Lake Incident - Jim Bryson And The Weakerthans - Spotify

How big is Jack? He looks like he's built like a proverbial brick poop mansion. The Big Mag does too actually.

Van Halen: Right Here, Right Now

Prince: Purple Rain

What does "Progadellica" mean? A quick google search just leads me to a Myspace of some shitty band.

Dons game was woeful. A win is a win however. Hope the injuries dont come to much.

Sad to see Di Matteo fall victim to the chairman's chop. Seems a very likeable manager. Hughton back at WBA? Certainly seems like it'd be a good idea.

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