captain burrito

Apologies for the confusion, I asked for it to be changed on a whim in a name change request thread.

My arms being sore after painting. Especially the bits up by the ceiling. I'm short. Even with a step-ladder I have to reach.

This was an emotional rollercoaster for me.

After the first sentence I was like "She should post some examples of her work" and then I read on "Wow, it'll be like murals and installations, I'd really like to see that". By the end I figured "It's probably to do with redecorating..."

Is it?

Myspace has about 70 million users, Facebook has around 600 million. That is a massive chuck of the world population accessing one website.

It's not going away anytime soon. There isn't even a cheeky little upstart in a position to take its place, at least not to my knowledge and I study social networks.

I just google imaged 'captain burrito' and was pleased with the result:

That guy gives an excellent massage, by the way.

A challenge was set.

And the captain rose to it. Great work.

I just call them how I see them.

The Patrick Stewart one is beautiful, he must get so much Trekker pussy.

The one in the back looks like the bad guy toad thing from Bucky O'Hare.

The course co-ordinator is who you should be directing your rage at, unless of course the lecturer happens to hold this position.

One of my textbooks for this semester is over 100 on Amazon, meaning it'll be at least a Gajillion quid in Waterstones. Looks like residency in the Heavy Demand section is in order, hurrah!

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Used to be into them a wee bit in my younger days.

Technology breaking down. Pretty sure my headphones, ipod and laptop are all on their last legs. I can't afford to replace any of these at the moment, let alone all three. Grim.

Talking of facepalm:

I think technically you can write a cheque on anything, even a cow. I saw it on Blue Peter or How 2 years ago.

I realise that dosen't answer your question, but I'd be surprised if they didn't provide such a service.

This is beyond fucking shit.

Might try make it to Glasgow on march 22nd instead. I need to see him.

Know how I know you're gay?

You'd travel to a different city to spend an evening with a man.

Be careful of the context:

"Did you have fun at Grandma's?"

"Yeah, I smashed it!"

"How's the new car?"

"I smashed it!"

"Why don't these taste like real potatoes?"

"I smashed it!"

Are they all Aberdeen bands?

Never heard of any of them.

I realise it's for a good cause and all, but it dosen't seem representative of Aberdeen's music scene.

"Aberdeen Musicfest" sort of implies that it is.

Nuclear Overdrive?

Noxious Reverb?

Virulent Clean Channel?

Septic Treble?

They're showing Bored to Death I believe. It stars Jason Schwartzman, Zach Galifianakis and Ted Danson. Sorry, TED DANSON. Well worth a watch.

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He made his Ibrox debut in 2004, ironically coming on as a substitute for another former Don Maurice Ross, and went on to play 74 times, including two appearances in the Champions League.

Ironically? Coincidentally at best. This should probably be in the pet hates thread.

I see Ifil as left too although it doesn't say where too. Presumably as a squad player for Fort William.

He's moving to Apple as part of their new product range...

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The iFail.

/coatgot.

Because people weren't using them for the intended purpose.

They were used for an [arguably] better purpose.

The purpose of ripping the piss out of people, which is what the internet was invented for after all.

Think of the stinkers they'd have working in the Aberdeen branch. Gads min.

The smell of fanny bree would be overwhelming.

With only a small slice of the natural ability Gazza had to play football.

Yeah, I should have made it clear I was referring to Gazza's off field "career" rather than his footballing talent.

Absolute bonkers.

Pa Broon should be on the blower to 'Arry offering him Maguire and Ifil in a "cut price 10m double swoop".

Surprised no -one stepped in with "Lowe, No Go"

The Steven's Depressed went with "Lowe Blow for Brown" but I don't think they would have intended the pun.

Andy Carroll has "The New Gazza" written all over him.

Glory hunter baiting, really?

People support teams in different ways. There is no "definitive" supporter.

Is there anywhere/one in Aberdeen who can clean out a MacBook fan for free/a small fee? I've been informed that the Mac store won't do this.

Unless it's the fancy one that you just put all the ingredients into and it boils, cooks and blends it... I enjoy making soup but almost had a joy-gasm when I saw the soup maker advertised on tv. The ultimate in laziness.

Surely the ultimate in laziness is soup from a tin/carton/whatever animal produces soup out its teat?

It's hardly like making soup is an arduous task, Grandma's can do it!