captain burrito

Customs charges. Had to fork out an extra 15 at the Post Office depot for stuff I had already bought and paid for. 8 of that is a Royal Mail 'handling fee'. Fuck off Royal Mail, stop handling my stuff.

Yeah, but what about the puns?

Ace-ic: puns.

No, really. Soup. Chicken and Sweetcorn on Monday.

EDIT: I'm the guy that sells soup in a cafe and I totally love it. People like soup. Its not surprising really as its delicious.

Any jobs going? I love soup and I need a job. You'd be bowled over by my work ethic and I really need the bread.

See the Pet Hates thread dude, she's a lesbian and craves not your 'soup'.

If it's a comedy penis, does it have to be midway through a stand-up routine?

"My next door neighbour is an arsehole, the cheek of him" etc.

Lion-O looks like a pussy! The promo poster makes him look like a bad-ass.

I have season one on dvd, was pretty cheap in HMV a few years ago. Good Sunday morning hangover viewing.

Terek Grozny, Ruud Gullit's new club in Russia, have put a formal bid for Kris Boyd. I don't think he'll want to go there, unfortunately.

Isn't Ruud's middle name Boyd?

Todd Rundgren's Utopia - Todd Rundgren - Spotify - Todd Rundgren's Utopia. Awesome prog-rock. I'm not a prog-rock fan, but this is really good.

Mourning Golden Morning - ef - Spotify - Mourning Golden Morning by Ef. Beautiful post-rock from Scandinavia.

Blue Record - Baroness - Spotify - Blue Record by Baroness. Opens like a Queen record, jams like Sabbath. Metal without being shit.

The North End - Joie De Vivre - Spotify - The North End by Joie de Vivre. The Promise RIng meets American Football. One of my favourite records of last year.

It Takes A Nation Of Assholes To - This Moment In Black History - Spotify - It Takes A Nation of Assholes to Hold Us Back by This Moment in Black History - Noisy, spazzy punk rock kinda like PMFS.

I've just finished Battlestar Galactica. I have questions for people who have watched it.

A. Is 'The Plan' worth getting?

B. Where do I go from here? What other sci-fi series would you recommend that is on par with BSG? I feel like there's a big cylon-shaped hole in my heart that needs filled.

Firefly.

Space: Above and Beyond.

Look out for Falling Skies which airs this year - YouTube - Falling Skies Trailer

I thought V for Vendetta was an alright film, until I read the book which is a bajillion times better.

Maus is also excellent, in a "really fucking harrowing and you'll probably cry" sort of way but given the subject matter I think that's only to be expected.

I read Maus when I did English in 2nd year. Wonderful read.

I get The Broons or Oor Wullie every year at Christmas from my folks. Haven't read this years edition [last years edition?] yet, but it's on my rapidly expanding 'to-do' list.

Even your own, or especially your own?

Your mum dosen't mind when you make her carpet spunky?

No.

HOOP.

Slam Dunk!

C'mon, Chris, we all know there are different benefits from eating out.

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Do you mean VAGINA?

If you butter up a pretty lady, she might kindly oblige.

Of course, check she is single first otherwise you could find yourself in a bit of a jam.

Pubes in a cup of tea would be majorly upsetting and quite possibly majorly sore.

Some things should just not be dunked into hot liquids, no matter how appealing the idea seems.

Does Bing actually stand for "Because It's Not Google" or is that just some hocus-pocus?

Reminds me of this chap:

I do not mean to hijack this thread, but as it's sort of in context where are all the record shops in Glasgow, 2nd hand or otherwise? I know a couple have already been mentioned, but I only know the location of some and would like a definitive guide.

I'd be Kramer. The door slide thing is magical.

ca_gere means 'George Costanza' in latin.

The Butterfly & The Pig is awesome, but I've only had lunch there so I'm not sure what it's like for evening dining - The Butterfly And The Pig Bar Restaurant, 153 Bath Street Glasgow G2 4SQ

Bar Brel does cracking food and has a cosy atmosphere. They have Flying Dog beers too - Brel - Glasgow's Belgian Bar and Restaurant

Waddle you think the fans will make of him?

He should score a couple of quackers then.

The millions and millions we get for Chrissy Mag should be enough.