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Anything worth watching is on the net anyways. Apart from the news, but you can read that instead of watching it.

Pet hate: clicking on "New Posts" to find out a half dozen threads list John W or JakeBassist as the last poster. I realise I could hide their posts, but then I'd have less things to direct irrational hatred toward and who wants that?

Make a bigger sandwich.

You sound wrong.

Eggy bread is ace-ic.

BBQ sauce is ace-ic.

Together, double ace-ic all the way across the sky.

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Do you pick that up in the same aisle as Tampax?

Those are great, gonna get me some of those tomorrow.

Value twin packs are ace-ic.

I just thought that was because he was certain he had a bigger cock than anyone else on account of being...

...a chef.

You're racist.

Do you imagine you're fucking your avatar or the avatar of the poster who repped you?

When a mobile phone contract ends, does it just end? I have a 3 contract and I think my 18 months is nearly up. First time on a contract so I'm not quite sure what happens.

My mistake, I believe it is called Aurum. Where is Opium? Is that even a club in Aberdeen?

Probably still a wanky club whatever it's called.

Sheffield Sunday Morning Fry Up. Would leave opposition fans with egg on their collective faces.

Sheffield Monday Blues is probably a more apt name for the club at the moment.

Because Mondays are shite.

Opium.

It's a nightclub.

Probably a wanky one.

Next question.

I'm needing a part time job for the time being whilst I finish up my studies. Finding very little that'd be suitable, but I'm limiting myself from working in a supermarket because last time I did that it was just fucking awful. I'd rather scrape by on the little monies I have than have my soul destroyed sitting on a check out or piling up tins of beans. I also hate the general public, an attribute which dosen't lend itself well to such employment. Not ace-ic.

What is ace-ic was the aforementioned sun we experienced today. Woke up to a stream of sunlight flooding my bedroom and basked in it's glory for a wee while. Tidy as fuck.

Maybe this question is more tame than the previous ones but actually it's the most difficult yet! For me anyway and that's what counts.

What would you rather? Spend the rest of your life without eating any meat or without eating cheese and eggs?

Option 1.

No cheese means no pizza. Pizza is the greatest thing man has invented.

Contains all my food groups: bread, sauce, cheese.

Not eating meat is easy. Apart from bacon. Bacon is the greatest thing animals have invented.

It's just par for the course that they'd put it in Dunfermline.

Control panel > character map/keyboards settings?

I don't have a PC so I'm unsure, but it'll be something like that.

I was gonna start a separate thread but thought i'd just ask here:

What are some good instrumental albums? I like listening to music when I'm reading or writing, but find that vocals sort of get in the way. Genre isn't really an issue, so all suggestions are welcome.

Cheells min!

"indeoproxits" is my new favourite word.

Is it possible to formalde-hide that post so as to not derail the pun express?

Is he the doctor with the blonde wig? Did Zwan do the Iron Maiden cover at the start?

YouTube - Natalie Portman Uncensored Rap

Then you'll like this

Thought that was rubbish when I first saw it, still think it's rubbish.

Her face annoys me so much, like a basement dwelling Seaton resident but with more teeth.

Nah my financial situation is pretty grave atm

xx

That's grim, but you'd be able to reaper the rewards.

Natalie Portman. She's in pretty much every movie coming out this year. She looks like she's always sucking on a lemon. Get tae.