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oh no min nae jimmy's kababs and a tour of the harbour i always miss all the good fun next time you go give me a shout you can give me a baccy on yer scooooooter if its not sold by then has it got peddles and a bell

Daz, I'm in the process of fitting them, just so we can re-live the old times.

MMMMMmmmmmmm the thought of it yeah you were a bit red you need some sudocrem for that min

I know man, but thats what happens when you eat Jimmy's kebabs 2 nights in a row.

no dont give him drink he wears frocks and makeup !!!! i could not stand another phone call from the police

You weren't complaining the other night when you were spanking my ass Daz. And if you stay away from Primary Schools the police will leave you alone.

I'll chip in a tenner to see that spectacle.

Alcolm, Alcolm, a tenner, a bloody tenner? You must be having a laugh. I get more than that on the worlds strongest man.

tunk i will give you a 1000 just to se you go it ( with no clothes on and your ma on the front )

Daz, thats a deal mate! Time and place?

There was a lassie who tried to top herself a few years ago by jumping off the Union Terrace Bridge. But she was to far to one side and landed on the grass miles above the road, stupid bitch.

Although I think she broke a leg or something, ooh and got a really nasty splinter from going through one of the branches on the way down.

This thread is three years old.

And still going strong.

No Future by Coriolis. That front man was mental, split up years ago though.

i think he'd prefer 1000-1200. not sure though.

Well lets not be hasty. Has the plectrum been chewed by you or Tony, Mr Lame Guitarist?

Scotty,

I want a deal with you for it.

I'll stop riding yer MA if you give me it? How does that sound?

Calum,

Your Ma's your Da

Don't trust this man, he touches men!

Sorry Daz, the truth had to come out sooner or later. he he

Well yeh. We haven't appointed a singer yet, but we have 3 possible parties at the moment.

Tunker

Shit hot bass player wanted for a rocking new band. My good friend and ace guitarist buddy are looking for a new bass player to complete our band. Influences include Marilyn Manson, Dream Theatre, RATM to mention a few.

PM if interested.

Tunker

I have an Adly TB125 Scooter for sale. It is in perfect condition, only with 28 factory miles on the clock, it hasn't even been registered yet and has never been on the road! I have all the documentation required, and the engine is unlimited.

The idea was to have the bike exported for when working abroad, but unfortunately it is proving to expensive to export.

The Scooter cost 1800, and I'm willing to let it go for between 1000-1200. I may even be willing to do a deal if someone is interested. Let me know if your interested, the sooner I get rid the better.

Tunker

I was actually trying to have a giggle!

Twat, got to be a Blue Nose!!!

Infact I am a Caley fan. I'd rather be a Blue nose though, would save my team lingering at the bottom of the league with shite like Aberdeen.

The Northern Light Issues 1-22

Paper Tiger Issues 1-12

The Red Final Issues 0-55, 57-60, 62-73 and 75

Anybody want them for a small fee!!

I'll give you a fiver to burn them?

no he's back in town i think

I was in reference to Stuart Ritchie

Apart from D Innes, I've stood on a stage with both, beleive me.

S. Ritchie is good. But not as good as he thinks he is.

I have the same opinion of Dave, he's shit hot, but probably not as great as his attitude suggests. I'm not downing his playing at all, I'd love an ounce of his talent. But I saw Stu play a few times when he was up doing the Skye festivals few weeks back, and I just thought his playing was amazing. Not dissing Dave, but Stu's playing blew him away.

He's been out of Aberdeen for years now, maybe he's just developed more being around great players all the time in the big smoke

Does anyone have an email address for Biz? Biz if your reading this can you email me at scott@rsdltd.co.uk, your PM in box is full. Need to have a chat bout some drum Teching.

Dave Innes is by far the best drummer in town at the moment, has has the whole package. But best drummer to come from Aberdeen is Stu Ritchie, he whips everyone elses ass.

They were a shit hot 4-piece from Glasgow. Used to come up here once a year before they split up in. . . .96 I think it was

Mine was Thrum at the Lemon Tree, how shit am I?

ACDC tickets

They haven;t announced a Scottish date yet, although they apparently will be. They have a 2 week gap at the start of April before they tour England (For which I may add I have tickets for, WOOO), so I think they will announce a date in that gap once they see how Brian Johnson is holding up.

Keyboard player wanted to complete new dark Hard Rock/Metal band. Band complete and ready to start working on material ASAP.

Dont want to be dragged into being labelled in one genre at the moment, but likely to be influenced by Marilyn Manson, Dream Theatre etc etc.. . . .

PM if interested.