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nice kick but shit keeper. I think a spaz with no arms could have done a better job of keeping it out.

He posted on his forum all the hate mail he's been getting from idiot pollaks thinking he was being racist towards them. Theres even one who spams the forum borat style posts "Doug Stanhope is razist goat fuck motherfucker!"

YouTube - Doug Stanhope Comedy Lab (1/3) Great take on the BS immigration debate This episode is worth watching just for the radio show call in alone.

how do you GET an invite pastperfect? I have an account with a good ratio 80gig uploaded 50gig downloaded and a 2mb down 2mb up connection but no invites

buy a cheap pay as you go in canada. When I was in the US last year I made the mistake of calling my girlfriend to say I'd landed and the 5 minute call cost me 20 on my O2 phone.

It really is - and I used to be considered a big ranger's fan. I've only been there once when they beat heart's 2-0 but after sitting amongst idiots hardly paying attention to the game and just singing the sash for the 80 minutes they stayed, I won't go back. Shit atmosphere altogether really. It's either a bunch of life's rejects singing about sashes because as individuals they have nothing to offer society other than a sad reminder of history or people watching the game like they're passively watching tv - quiet because the only songs to sing are about being up to their knees in fenian blood.

I thought the ref was actually pretty decent. I dunno if you're counting hutton's claim as a stonewaller but I remember thinking to myself when he started making the run "he's gonna dive here like he did against stuttgart' and I think he did. I don't think there was enough contact to result in him falling over and twisting his body like he always does therefore I think he was just looking for it. Mcfadden's could have been given but then again so could Shevchenko's. All in all it was another good performance from the side and it was the first time I remember seeing them comfortably dominate and pass the ball through midfield for large parts of the game against good opposition.

I thought I recognised your name on the score sheet. Well played.

He probably tried to save it and it hit him in the face

Wouldn't you be embarrased if you were Dida's kid? "Daddy, that man gave you a jolly tap on the face and you went off on a stretcher with an icepack. How did I even fit in your tiny ballsack daddy, was I adopted?" That was probably on par with Rivaldo in the world cup a few years ago holding his face when the ball hit his thigh. Anyway, Celtic win, I just saw the highlights - discuss.

I think both have a really good chance. Rangers with a 6 point advantage although they will probably be on 7 tops after the 2 barca games. To say bring on barca is way too over confident. They were lucky to win against stuttgart and could easily have lost 3-0 against lyon had lyon taken their chances earlier and killed the game off. Rangers have just taken pretty much all their chances which no team can do every game. If they don't stamp more authority on their opponents in their home games and play with more than 1 up front then they'll eventually pay for it. Saying that their defence against lyon was as solid as I've seen in a few seasons Cuellar looking like a good buy. I had to roll my eyes when some fud from the rangers' supporters association claiming scottish football is better than french because of the rangers and scotland results. My eyes will stop rolling when scottish players are in every top european side and a french win against a scottish side is an upset. Celtic are always going to have a chance if they can just sneak a point or 2 out of their away games because as they proved tonight their home record is immense thanks to their set pieces.

I'm sure she has a coat made out of the skin of 101 dalmations

"Koko has been involved in several sexual harassment lawsuits..." "aye love, get yer chuddies out. It's all in the name of science, I'm not a huge dyke, honest"

Omgzzzz! This Game Is So Good I Just Joined The Army!!! I'm Going To Iraq Tomorrow! Cya!!!

here's a hot tip. Get the same effect of seeing the artic monkeys by watching this on repeat 12 times. YouTube - When I'm Cleaning Windows--George Formby

more Bill Hicks stuff I hadn't seen before YouTube - Bill Hicks Addresses Congress - hitler had the right idea YouTube - New Bill Hicks Rare Very Young Early Clip - young - interview

and they finished when they were 14?

or "n44b" as he'd have probably said. or ch1ngb1ngz4ng as it's probably translated in chinese.[/m4nning]

DUNCAN TRUSSELL is really really funny. download this 10mb clip to see what I mean. The last 2 minutes about science/fuckblob from 6:30 to the end is pure gold and worth the 45 second wait to start the download. MEGAUPLOAD - The leading online storage and file delivery service

Salt water as fuel? Erie man hopes so Mr Deal, I'm looking at you for answers. Potential or another hoax?

I seem to remember weed being pretty good by the time we all got up there, panting and out of breath.

I watched some youtube videos of his standup recently and it was so bad. He might as well have just said "death to muslims, those fucking sandniggers" over and over again and the crowd would have laughed just as hard.

probably since the whole big brother racism row - it sells papers. it's like burning off the last of the deadwood of the old generation to make way for the new. Take 1 old time racist/homophobe, put them in a room full of his 'targets', film it and wait...he's bound to say something that doesn't fit in with the new norms and when he does then blow the story out of proportion like it's really significant national news thus helping to reinforce the new norms of our generation. I wonder what norms the next generation will want to irradicate from us.

at least knocked up had characters with more than 1 dynamic. I thought the main character's friends in that movie ruined it by being so dumb and cliche. I think the writer of those movies has issues - divorced parents/cunt of a mother.

I walked out after 40 minutes of it. One of the worst films I've ever seen. Watching a fat kid talking about wanting to fuck girls between the tits is funny for 5 minutes. I spent the next 35 seeing how much worse it could get. The only thing more retarded than the film was that a couple sitting right infront of me brought their daughter (this was in America - I dunno if you can do it in the UK) who couldn't have been older than 7 to see it and both laughed the whole way through.