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APA are looking for a duty manager which would involve p/t hours in evenings.

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The Pallas banner beats it hands down

Guilty.

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Right lads, see you over at the Rangers website.

I'm sure it's been done loads of times by well known bands. I'm not good enough to provide any examples but I'm sure someone could.

Genesis. If God can't nail you down for copyright, nobody can.

I'd like to season her pastry. I'm no good at this.

Probably because, including the League show, that would be about 5 and a half hours worth of football straight on BBC1.

This would be utterly fantastic to be honest.

Di Matteo has been sacked from WBA.

Di Matteo dumped by Baggies | Sky Sports | West Bromwich Albion News | Football | Premier League

EDIT: On gardening leave rather than sacked.

You got sky? Channel 988 will cover it. Might even be worth flicking through the high up numbers on freeview.

Just got freeview so may have a flick through, worst comes to the worst I'll have a scan online for it.

Why isn't MOTD on tonight?! WTF is going on?! The best day of football I can remember in the EPL and no MOTD?! FUCK OFF.

Exactly this! I'll be up at the crack of dawn tomorrow to watch the footer tomorrow. Dawn will not be happy.

Newcastle LOL

Losing such a big striker was always going to hit them hard though. I mean, nobody could manage without Shola Ameobi.

That's a shame, I liked the White Stripes. I saw them in Glasgow several years ago and it was a great gig.

Chris Maguire has been called up to the Scotland squad.

I heard Diouf got called a "sewer rat" by Neil Warnock recently.

Better than that, Neil Warnock was going to call him a sewer rat but claimed he didn't want to offend sewer rats.

So to review, he's too much of a wank to be called a sewer rat but he can now justifiably be called a hun.

Didn't he gob on a Celtic fan in a European tie? I'm sure they've forgotten all about it mind you.

Not trying to be a dick here, I've gotta ask; if you're resorting to online band name maker websites because you can't come up with one you're happy with, can you genuinely expect to create unique and interesting music....?

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I just had a shot on one of the band generators and found it much more fun to put in an optional word to be included in the name. Here are some of the results:

Wank Splash

Wank Of The Dangerous Interlude

Wank Chip

Enlightened Wank And The Apparatus

Makeshift Tits

Tits Sorority

Tits Step-father And The Tomato

Glacier Chuff

Chuff Duster

Luscious Chuff And The Universal Birth

Crazy Cunt And The Caustic

Comrade Cunt And The Praise

Cunt Blaster

Cunt Towel

My favourites are Enlightened Wank and the Apparatus, Makeshift Tits, Chuff Duster and Cunt Blaster. Hours of endless fun on that website.

I was hoping we'd really make a game of it yesterday. I think Broon got his tactics wrong in how he set the team up. When I saw the formation my first thought was how McNamee was going to cope with Izzaguire and Commons getting down the left. Would have been better playing 4-4-2 and having some extra support with a right midfielder.

Looks like we'll have to make do with the double this year. Dissapointing really.

who the hell does DIY at 6am?

Fred West.

Be afraid and suspect EVERYONE.

One other thing to take into account with CA v JB - Bullard is 32 on top of being perma-injured compared to Adam being only 25 and not perma-injured.

I reckon this would be a big influence.

I actually really rate Adam and his progress over the last couple of seasons has been outstanding and keeping in mind he is still at a good age. Liverpool would be a big step up but if he continues to improve in a better team then he could end up being an asset. His range of passing is a big part of his game but I think that is an attractive attribute to a lot of teams in starting attacks and releasing wide players and strikers playing off of the shoulders of the defenders. Don't know if he is worth the figures that are being mentioned but I think there is the potential for him to improve further. It will be a real make or break move for him if he gets his way.

DISCLAIMER - Still a hun though.

think there is still some for upper balcony

This is correct, still balcony tickets available.

It's also creepy hearing keys talking about sex by saying "smashed it", you're not in a university rugby team Keys. You're like 50, stop that.

And he shaves his hands. It's like a sex chatline with teen wolf's dad.

Unclaimed Baggage Center

That link reminded me of this place in Montrose. Obviously not the same but I wonder if there are any decent finds to be had. Apparently there is an unopened can of old school Tennents lager with the blue can and picture of a scantily clad tart with big tits on the side. Probably tastes the same and all.

Steptoes Yard

To be fair, I don't think it can be held against him handing in a transfer request if he wants to go to a club like Liverpool (assuming it has been the Liverpool bid that has turned his head). No disrespect to Blackpool but even if they stay up this season they will still be relegation favourites next season whereas he has a chance to go to a club with the potential to win trophies in the coming seasons.

He may well go there and end up being a benchwarmer but he'd regret not taking a chance like this if it never comes round again.

Celtic 9 - Aberdeen 0 + Celtic 1 - Aberdeen 0 = Celtic 0 - Aberdeen 7.

Place bets now.

Aberdeen have taken Liverpool youngster Steve Irwin on trial with a view to a permanent move (out of contract at the end of the season). Looks a decent prospect...

Irwin trains with SPL side - Liverpool FC

Our no. 36 in profile - Liverpool FC

Didn't he get stabbed by a fish?

Benito carbone... Benny Coal

Roberto Di mateo... Bob Matthews

Guillermo del toro... Billy Bull

Everything sounds better in foreign

Luis Boa Morte...Luis Good Death.