Nev

Bandages? Bag of his leg more like...

Students of the forum, anyone want to book us a Friday night game in the near future?

Needing a couple of games under my belt to get the fitness up to a level that is still substandard.

What a hero Big Nige is. BAM! Out the game. Hard but fair. Proper football. The man of all men in a man's game.

Have to go on strike to get a transfer? BAM! None of that in my game. Beautiful.

Woods, Joe. Brechin v Peterhead? Usually ends up 2-2 after we disgrace ourselves and fight back...

IN!

And more characters...

I doubt anyone else really analyses the way players actually kick a ball, but I find it curious that some top level footballers have idiosyncratic kicking techniques; some players just look wrong when they kick a football (Kevin McNaughton, anyone?), but they are still excellent footballers. Yet you get others (like John Parkin), who just don't look like footballers, but their technique is just text-book and near perfect, yet they fail to be very top level footballers.

Robert. Alexander. Mann.

Keith Gillespie bankrupt, with hiliarious photo!

How does a football player end up bankrupt so soon after a full career?

He must have run his finances worse than Dundee Football Club.

Fixed now...

These have now been snapped up.

Ignore that last update, my mate's a knob. Two tickets still available, open to offers.

One ticket's been snapped up. The other still available. Standing ticket, open to offers.

You have your own domain name?

Two, actually...

I've just had a couple of my mates pull out, so have two tickets for the Manic Street Preachers gig tomorrow available at 30 each (cost price).

email nev AT iamnev.co.uk or text 07515 732697.

No longer available - the leasing agents needed a decision from me, so I've had to tell them I'm not extending the lease :-(

Man City is likely to break into the top 4 of the EPL this season. No. That one's a no on multiple levels.

Oi, fuck you, you muppet!

what exactly is half price?

I normally find it's 50% of the original value...

Why have all the sweets in shops been replaced by these dastardly "duo" editions? No, I don't want a big wispa broken in half, I want a fucking normal Wispa. And more choice. Stop wasting shelf space with these bigger sweets, and bring back the jelly tots you no longer have room for!

Damn, my Brewdog order was coming to Toms if it was BYOB

Two questions:

1) BYOB?

2) How may I procure tickets for this wonderous event?

How stupid are Spurs' defenders?

Fucking hell if Keane had stuck that one inside the post that would have been 2 offside goals. The linesman is doing a shit job of hiding his allegience to Spurs.

I could have sworn I saw the flag go up...

EDIT: Yes, I did. And the whistle went.

Murr, I'm happy to be a permanent considerations once recovered from my hammy (gonna try some running this week)

I will happily play on Sunday, because Kai and Adam EW are delightful in shorts :swoon:

Different Kai and Adam, I believe

I'll be up for a game sometime, just let me know if you are short.

Hi. I'm short.

Reading the above Philth at lunchtime.

So... you're not a fan then?