Nev

How can a seemingly intelligent bloke I know go for a scan on his injured knee, and not mention which knee that's fecked?

Scan results came back for the wrong knee...

Nev:-

I saw that coming a mile off.

I hope Rangers gat drawn against Man United and Real Madrid. Scholes going through the back of Lafferty would be a momentus sight.

I can decide whether this is the funniest thing, or the thought of your hero, Chicken Legs Evra, having a new arsehole ripped for him by Vladi Weiss.

That would've been me probably, if you are talking about the last friday night game...

Nah, this was some knob who was playing in A-Mo's regular Tuesday game where the regular's all dinghied it and folk like me and Murr had to step into the breach...

Invite that bald guy along again, from that time I wasn't there. Give him to a shot of Vitamin C. Can't elbow Nev in the face if I've shattered your knees and shat in your kitbag.

To be fair to the boy, I don't think he meant to elbow me in the face. It'd have been my chest if I was normal sized. He was still and absolute cockrocket though...

There's a sign on the bus stop outside my work with details of the dates Union Street is closed for the annual Santa parade and the switching on of the Union Street Christmas lights. The date? 15th November. Do we really need to have the Christmas lights on in fucking November?

OI! Don't rain on my parade! (but do come and see me drive my wee motor down Union St as part of the Xmas lights parade...)

Weiss was wonderful. He is my new favourite.

I did say...

Newcastle vs. Villa on Sunday. We'll probably get mashed, but as the forum's resident deluded Magpie I say: "WE'RE GANNA BEAT 'EM 6-0 MAN WHEY AYE".

Superman will score, and I'll get depressed about how City are cunts.

Superman and Paddy Viera confirm my dislike for Bobby Manc...

Aston Villa new boy Stephen Ireland admits Manchester City frustration and warns James Milner | Mail Online

Darren Mackie is Adam's "bunnykins"

Dons youngster Scott Ross has joined Peterhead on loan. Forgive me for containing my excitement.

I wanted Joe Shaughnessy.

Weiss signed on loan today. I know nothing about him except he's come from Manchester City and he was decent at the World Cup. I'm excited by this regardless.

He's a good player. Needs a wee bit of fine tuning, deciding when to run with the ball and when to release it, but he's an immense talent. Should rip the SPL apart.

Speaking of ripping things apart, Balotelli ripped Timisoara to shreds when he came on tonight. Great start for him, and hopefully a sign of things to come. Early days though...

Yes. Yes it is.

It's Sexy A-Levels!

YAS!

Laptop not charging, despite the LED on the powerpack still being lit, and the Battery Health Status telling me that the battery is fine. I'd be less hacked off if the charger wasn't powering up at all, since I could just go and buy a new one. I'm worried it's the actual power socket on the laptop, which I imagine is irreplacable.

Anywhere in town that could diagnose it? I took an old laptop to both of those shops on George St, and said I'd have to wait about 2 weeks for them to even look at it.

I've been having a similar issue, the power would intermittently cut out only to come back seconds later. Bought a new power pack, which spent last night not working, then bizarrely started working without issue.

I too am worried about it being the internal connection being goosed, but I'm looking for an excuse to get a new laptop anyway. Oh well.

Tevez - Balo

Johnson Silva Milner

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

Hmm, when you put it like that...

Mancini punts another of our best players. Good luck at Villa, Superman.

Welcome James Milner...

I think I saw Nev driving his Dodge'em down King Street towards BOD from town this morning at about 8:10.

Yes.

Spotted: Nev.

Where: Driving his Scalextric across the Anderson Drive/Queens Road roundabout.

When: Today, 4:35pm.

Proper stalk.

Yes.

There were so many people dinghying this Friday we decided not to bother..

Well played tonight, Nev and Murrrr. We did well to win that, as they had a decent team. That baldy-heided guy was an almighty fud.

Cheers for the game squire! I had a few wee kicks at the baldy boy, but the elbow in the face was a bit extreme...

I'm unavailable the next two Fridays and definetely* out of Monday.

*note, I typed this as a weegie would say it.

The very fact that you are the only person who ever stalks me scares me, and leads me to believe you are in fact a stalker.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's a fetching outfit you're wearing right now...

Diarmaid in Ma's last night.

Its stupid that Craig Bellamy is no longer "welcome" or "allowed" within Manchester Citys training facilities. What a circus.

Incidentally, this. Yes, this. Bobby Manc has no right treating a hero like Bellers so shabbily. P45 please.

How ace did Lombardo look on the telly last night? He should be our manager.

Stuff

Just to point out, the transfer fee doesn't apply to the player but to their playing registration, so in theory Ben Arfa could say to Marseille "screw you guys, I'm off to join Newcastle", walk out and sign a contract at Newcastle, but it wouldn't do any good as Marseille would still hold his playing registration so Newcastle couldn't actually use him.

Realistically, there's laws within the game which prevent clubs offering contracts to other club's players, but I'd imagine the registration thing (as well as some form of common sense - ie not committing to a contract for a player you can't use) has a bearing on how some of the employment law issues can be avoided.

This will get embarrassing:

Oasis - Roll With it

Ride - Close My Eyes

The Reindeer Section - Cold Water

The Bluetones - Keep The Home Fires Burning

Oasis - Keep the Dream Alive

BRMC - Stop

The Beta Band - Troubles

Noel Gallagher - Listen Up

Captain Face - Your Credit Is Good Here

The View - Dance Into The Night

I only put inoffensive listenable stuff on my iphone...