Nev

Shh, don't tell Maxi I told you, but Montrose are a wee bit gash.

We beat them 5-0 in the cup today including:

• A cross
  
• An o.g.
  
• One that went through the keeper
  
• One from the halfway line
  

Whoops.

Darius Vassel is utter horse. Aberdeen already have Darren Mackie for the "fast as fuck but couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo" position.

I was out of monday in any case...

I do believe Bronto have pulled out and been replaced by JJ Bull...

I'm not buying that one.

LIES!

Nobody's seen Gary "Invisible Man" McDonald.

News: Raoul Moat GTA story makes Daily Star look like idiots - ComputerAndVideoGames.com

Words cannot express the ridiculousness of the Daily Star.

i never realised either.

I knew but had completely forgotten I knew until I googled him and saw the bit about Stephen Bywater wearing 43 in tribute. Then I remembered I knew that

During that season, starter Ludek Miklosko (34) and sub Peter Shilton (47) had a combined age of 81. Shilton left before Miklosko's 35th birthday.

Up you, Scootray.

I'll be gutted if Bellers goes. Can you not take SWP instead?

What's Daniel Prodan up to these days?

Bronto's drummer is worth the admission alone, oh yes!

Graham Spiers.

Bin it then.

That would be 6. Scrap it?

former arsenal and everton forward francis jeffers will have a trial with premier league newcomers blackpool this week after being released by sheffield wednesday at the end of last season.

hahahahahaha

Much better from Aberdeen today. Any coincidence that Mackie was nowhere to be seen? No? Good.

Nev

Woods

Dave M

Calum

Edd

Will see how it looks at lunchtime tomorrow and make a call then

What on earth is going on at the social club over the road? Shedloads, and I mean SHEDLOADS of bacon outside. At least two vans and three cars...

Incidentally, should the same lack of cohesion be on show tomorrow, I expect I'll be much happier regarding Aberdeen's failings...

I'm out Monday. Deadloss practice, we've got two gigs next week.

You're out injured anyway. Dr Nev's orders.

Three trialists in each half. First half team had Langfield, Diamond, Maguire, Fyvie and Mackie in it, plus Shaughnessy and Megginson from the U19s and McArdle.

Second half team had new signings Howard and Magennis, along with Ifil, Paton and Foster from the first team and Jack, Robertson and Ross from the youths

Fraserburgh played the better football in the first half against a slightly more recognisable Aberdeen side, but it was half an hour before either side had a shot on goal.

Dons went 4-3-3 with a potent attack of Megginson, Mackie and Maguire. Ha. They were severely lacking in.. well, anything really. The three man midfield was Fyvie, who did well, and Trialists Adnan Ahmed and Yoann Folly who were bollocks. Ahmed did a lot of not very much at all, and Folly.. well, his name says it all.

Robbie Williams was the other trialist and he looked to have a decent left peg, and played probably the one decent defence-splitting pass for the First-Half Dons, who conceded after Clangers and McArdle failed to communicate, leading to McArdle nodding the ball away from the erstwhile goalkeeper. Steven Main still had much to do, but curled into the far corner.

[sorry, I can't help going into proper match report mode]

Second half started much better, and Jeff Smith levelled things up with a cracking 25 yard shot in off the underside of the bar, only to fall behind again when Howard could only get a leg to Graeme Johnston's free kick, allowing Jamie Duguid to tap in.

Two minutes later, and Bob Morrice fired in a low cross to the near post which Robertson sliced past his own keeper in an attempt to clear.

Don't really know if Howard was to blame for the second goal as it came through a ruck of bodies so he might not have seen it until late. Basey and Smith combined well down the left flank, and Okus was slightly more visible than the other two trialist midfielders. Magennis is fucking HUOWGE!

The AFC site weren't watching the same game as me by the looks of thing.

Get the list sorted now then:

Nev

Woods

Dave M

You've not seen the pitch at ASV, clearly. I think you'd pull something in shock at how big it is...

Tonight - Play(ed) football. Iced swollen ankle.

Tomorrow - Pick up my mate and head north to the Broch to visit the Brewdog Brewery. Head to Bellslea to watch The Dons rape the puddlestinkers. Write interminable pish for the Sunday Mail, News of the Screws and Scotland on Sunday (Odd one out?)

Sunday - Pick up my mate and head north to Peterhead. Watch the Blue Toon gub the sheep. Write interminable pish for an as-yet unknown newspaper.