Nev

I think I'm in for next Friday. Murrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Cats are little cunts and they should be culled.

I salute your sound reasoning, sir.

somehow secure Blackman on a permo.

After him signing a 2.5 year deal at Blackburn last week, I'd doubt that'll happen... but football's a funny old game

Mesages. But then my mum is weegie.

Worst thing about Man City's draw with Leicester today? Sol fucking Bamba was man of the match. Sol Bamba.

Football in the snow.

I'll take the job lot of South Park off you please and thank you.

Yeah, imagine if all the 34579087062497613256910388546910634 people in the world that play football were pros. Man City's wage bill would be bigger than the GDP of the USA.

Who the fuck voted for Cobra Kai? o_O

yeah, gettin it on a dodgy stream. It's been a treat. Shittest hat trick ever though. All he's done the whole match is take two pens and tap a deflected shot into the net.

I'd like the papers to report how unhappy Balotelli is on the day of every game, if that's the reaction.

Think he ran less that ten yards to net his hat-trick. Read it and weep, Kris Boyd.

This weekend...

vs.

Newcastle vs. Man City is not going to be a pleasant game of football.

I am very glad De Jong was suspended for the Everton game and not this one. Tenner on him scoring, and another tenner on him making Joey B cry.

Tiote has a fucking weird forehead.

I love Poznan fans. Carlos Tevez is going to get the City fans doing the Poznan tonight.

In other news, who saw Balotelli's hat?

Mario Balotelli, this evening:

An utter cock:

I'm told that there are similarities between me and Blackburn Rovers striker Nikola Kalinic in both looks and inability to score goals.

Haha, sorry man...

Rushden keeper dies at 24 - Yahoo! Eurosport

Jesus fuck, min.

Best mates with Adam Johnson apparently. AJ looked and sounded proper gutted when asked about him after our game tonight

Anyone fancy getting a game sorted over the Xmas period?

Right, this is a rugby post-match interview, but it's fucking hilarious. I'd love to see Gordon Strachan try this one:

In other news, Tevez can go gie his ma a length. What a total bellend. If you're greeting about missing your family and constantly saying you want to quit then fucking do it. All you're doing is hankering for more money. I presume it's all his agent's doing but still. Footballers are pussies nowadays.

For all the talk of hating the money footballers earn these days, and being so homesick he might quit football, apparently his agent has been asking to renegotiate his contract several times, and recently asked for the contract to be extended for a year.

Unfortunately, with Tevez comes that crook Kia Joorabchian. I get the feeling he's seen what Rooney did and fancies a taste of the action, only Tevez is far from unprofessional enough to (publicly) slate the club, the manager and the board.

Tevez himself rarely speaks to the press, so it's surely Joorabchian who's been releasing the stories emanating about the homesickness etc...

Proper console folk (ie PS3 owners...) Got round to buying fifa 11 yesterday - nev85 if you fancy an online game...

indeed.

do you have fifa 11? maximaxwell; get me added for a pumpin'

I'm expecting delivery of Fifa 11 today, PSN name is 'adamwish'. Add away!

I'm new to the PS3 so don't really know how it all works.

Got round to buying FIFA11 yesterday. Will add both

Hoi, this thread is about proper balls, not your base balls.

I am frigging hating the amount of software updates on consoles. It's worse than pigging Windows!

Half an hour ago, I thought I'd have a quick squizz of GT5. First the PS3 needed an update, then GT5 did. Piss off, console makers!

In actual football:

FA Cup 2nd round replay tonight between Leyton Orient and Droylsden was a bit special. Droylsden went 2-0 up and were going well until Orient hit back with 2 goals in the last 15 minutes to take the match to extra time. The final score was 8-2. Flippin' 'eck.

Holy crap, I'd have hated to report on that!

Deadline is as close to the final whistle (normal time) as possible for daily papers. Report would be mostly written (and probably sent for early editions) when Orient started their comeback, along the lines of 'Non-league Droylsden caused a cup shock with a stunning FA Cup Second Round replay victory at Leyton Orient..."

They'd get a bit twitchy at 2-1, maybe re-write the first paragraph. At 2-2, most of the report would be scrapped and rewritten in such a way that it could easily be adapted to suit either team winning in extra-time.

By the end, I'd imagine most journo's would have completely scrapped everything they'd written, and just listed the scorers, with a note to their editor saying "YOU deal with it!"

This might have been mentioned earlier, but what the fudge is up with this?

Players wearing scarves on the pitch? Fucking wendy.

I'm telling you, it all started with Bianchi...

I blame Rolando Bianchi...

If you're going to wear a scarf on the pitch, though, get a proper one. Not this snood shit. A proper, old-school, Mancini-style vertical bars scarf.

Talking of small tits, where's Nev disappeared to nowadays?

Is he not a Blue (Toon) Tit?

He's probably scared to go out the house in case the snowdrifts go up over his head and he gets buried.

Manchester Titty fan too...

You're all a bunch of tits.

Stephen Ireland had his best season at City when he was linking up with Robinho. Robi got injured/dropped, Ireland disappeared. No coincidence.