Benji

Infrigment, Privacy, Terrorist-Stopper???? WTF are you people on, sometimes I feel like I come from another world... America 7/11....if that never happened then the patriot act never would have been issued...FACT. Britain 7/7.....this is the beggining of the end of our Privacy if we ever had any in the first place... PROBLEM, REACTION, SOLUTION<<<>>> 3 very simple guidlines to follow as a President, or Prime Minister.. Problem - We've just been blown up by "terrorists" Reaction - The public want/demand justice Solution - Take out ID card's, make up the patriot act. Go to War. But there's a fourth equation in all of this... POINT - To turn the Human race into a chicken coop, 100%productivity, 0% Fucking about. We are losing the War on Freedom, just because the Sun newspaper does'nt let you know there is a war, it does'nt mean there isn't one. Funny thing, and probably the most obvious in my eye's is, is, The last time we went to war on IraQ a Bush was in charge, Clinton was in the middle and the biggest story in his cabinet, was him getting a blo joB...Then another Bush takes charge, and it's back to war again...On IraQ none-the-less.....and even more surprising was michael Jackson was taken to court over child molestation, when the first Bush went to IraQ..and again he was taken to court for the same charge around the same time as the war on terrorism?? Coincidence? No, my furry little friend's, No...he is the biggest name in the world, and it is simply called 'Divertion of the media' who are controlled by bush's right hand man DIck Cheney anyway. The World is for sale...any taker's?? Bush: Yea, i'll take some o that. Is their hope?? Only if us (the western civilisation) can get off our arses and be bothered to do something, unfortunatly our method's are deemed to be in direct conflict with the new act on terrorism. So method's are few and far between, even me writing this is a kinda risk!! Avenge my imprisonment !! I fi get put in one.. SO COME ON BRITAIN STOP FUCKING ABOUT...

Infrigment, Privacy, Terrorist-Stopper???? WTF are you people on, sometimes I feel like I come from another world... America 7/11....if that never happened then the patriot act never would have been issued...FACT. Britain 7/7.....this is the beggining of the end of our Privacy if we ever had any in the first place... PROBLEM, REACTION, SOLUTION<<<>>> 3 very simple guidlines to follow as a President, or Prime Minister.. Problem - We've just been blown up by "terrorists" Reaction - The public want/demand justice Solution - Take out ID card's, make up the patriot act. Go to War. But there's a fourth equation in all of this... POINT - To turn the Human race into a chicken coop, 100%productivity, 0% Fucking about. We are losing the War on Freedom, just because the Sun newspaper does'nt let you know there is a war, it does'nt mean there isn't one. Funny thing, and probably the most obvious in my eye's is, is, The last time we went to war on IraQ a Bush was in charge, Clinton was in the middle and the biggest story in his cabinet, was him getting a blo joB...Then another Bush takes charge, and it's back to war again...On IraQ none-the-less.....and even more surprising was michael Jackson was taken to court over child molestation, when the first Bush went to IraQ..and again he was taken to court for the same charge around the same time as the war on terrorism?? Coincidence? No, my furry little friend's, No...he is the biggest name in the world, and it is simply called 'Divertion of the media' who are controlled by bush's right hand man DIck Cheney anyway. C:\Documents and Settings\dutyassistant.000\My Documents;;; this is the real face of war on Terrorism...civillians.

Area 51 is the less than secret place of no, not aliens, but of the Faked and Staged moon landing...in the summer of 69'..whooaooa.. Here's the crack, On July 16th 1969, Apollo 11 set off on a 250,000 mile, 8-day voyage to the moon. So, everyone saw the astronauts take off, that was not fake, however, they never went to the moon, they simply orbited the earth for 8 days and then rentered 8 days later. The satellites were not there back then for the rocket to be detected, so the astronauts were safe!! up in their low orbit, while back on Earth the world watches previously recorded videos of the astronauts on the moon. These videos had been filmed at AREA51 and were broadcast to the TV stations around the world. The world watched Neil Armstrong descend the ladder of a Lander he couldn't fly properly after crashing the same vessell in a near death experiance 6 months prior, onto the desert in AREA51. So Area 51 is the desicremated old zone of the American lunacy Organisation... The new area 51 is underwater.....All Im saying is 'A.U.T.E.C.'.

I heard that he died!!! because he jumped out and smashed his knee off his own chin!! after being stabbOred a couple of times. The other word on the street is...his bro. was due this psycho '$ and the guy didn't realise this untill he pulled out a knife threatning to cut off his ballz, which was about to happen untill the guy fought back, and half naked he staggered out of a windo.??And the rest as they say is history!! Oh, there is just one more thing ;classicColumbo.. No really there aint, I just wanted to say that But what i will say is, the guy maybe deserved it, who knows, the best remedy to this all is to not give a toss...it's not our problem...and certainly is a example of bad customer relations in the world of Junkies..

1. I'd have a skin coloured tail, with an all over tat. coloured in beige. 2. I agree with the guy above....only if i can turn it off and on. 3. Get a snake!!! They eat mice WholE...that's worth seeing.. 4. I sense a disturbance in the air...It linguer's like moisture, yet is deceptive like thunder. Oh wait!! that's a fart... No Drearyness is good, it keeps you on your toe's.

Beach Party in Scotland--- T-shirt has been worn 1996 - Balmedie beach - Lots of fun, but weather turned and it wiz ShitE. I'm extremely well up for a Party this summa! .....But on a beach facing the North Sea aint happening. Try some wooded area, much, much more fun wen ppl are blitzed and not cold + wet. 's Im a F/T slag, I'll help pay something...to the limit of 1000 golden pennies...with a get-out clause and minimum duty bonus, and Maximum Consumption of both BBQ + AlcoHOl clause...that me term's take em or dinnae!! But if ye dinnae, oh! there will be Barney Rubble.

If you read this, your cursed and will die next!!!

http://rapstarname.com/ Found this....it's probably been done b4, but lets see what happens ... My name was G. Dogg Funksta....shocking really

I was the new guy.... The one who was sitting behind you...I think.

Hs anyone ever heard of the David Icke (Ex-Ipswich Goalie) theories.....OMG, prepare yourself if your gonna read his stuff. He goes down a very wild, road, although some of his stuff about the war, and the bank of England are quite good..... the 5th dimension stuff is a bit to much for me, especially the shapeshifters chronicles....he also delves into the sort of stuff that only a true maniac would have the jimmies to go near. Also read the da Vinchi code...the nature part...blow you away baby!

I meant Russia...wtf Japan? Hmmm...tunnells!! Maybe..just maybe..to do with the Underwater 51..maybe not tho. worth a look never the less. www.atlantisrising.com/issue18/18bermuda.html

supposidly in the height of Beatlemania...(1966) Paul Mccartney was in a car crash that claimed his life... He was 'supposidly' replaced with a lookalike as the beatles at this point were nothing without him?? Beware tho. it's called conspiracy for a reason. And the whole moon thing......I never caught the Channel 5 prog....but got told if you look closely you can see the cliff top. where it was filmed.....Why would they go this extreme's..? Because Japan were on course to be the first on the moon..the only reason..greed. Google shall provide you all with what you need.

Find out it's worth........bet that'll make it a good toy??

Anyone got cold, hard evidence on the moon landing......Or the Underwater area 51 located in the Bermuda Triangle...Or Paul McCartney dying in 1966... anything along those lines

1. Rachel stevens locked in a cupboard under my sink, for my own personal use 2. I would throw Darius in front of 2-pac as he's being shot at... 3. Using the 'ginger one's face' out of Girls aloud as toilet roll 4. I would wear J-lo as a pair of swimming trunks 5. Being lead singer of Oasis, just so I could kill myself 6. Force feeding Kid Rock the good end of a shotgun 7. I would love to be a personal massuse for Kylie, and Dannii Minogue at the same time..one hand each... 8. Be John Lennon's dropping buddy 9. Would go back in time so the guy who created the Crazy frog was never born. 10. Be apart of the fukateering Jackson 5, taking mikey's place saying " oi jackson, your too young to be a star, fuck off and learn about life, then release 'bad' when your like 26....ok you future child molesting, squint nosed prICCCCKK"

*gasps in amazment* come prepared.....I need weed...you do the rest.

Weathernews.. Ceefax p 153-169 or something like that.. and we do the Grampian weather...with the Graphics and skillz

Yes. Right. Lucas is younger than the book.

I am multi-tasking....

really want to...but Im at work just now.... *Jumps, re-thinks then walks*

Or star wars is based on the bible....as are many film yes...2 for a pound but only one left. And we all know that Mary or the star wars wimmin were drunk that night....I don't remember...LIES!! So what role does Han solo and chewwy play......HUH

*does a rare backflip, into a frontflip, landing in a bar, where he unwittingly forks out 2.40 for a pint of stella* "2.40" he says with a disgrunteled look at the 18 year old barmaid "aye, min" she replies with haste *with that he pierces a lost but found syringe through the left nostril of the barmaid* "Dieeieeeeeeeee e eEEeEeEeee" he replies in a Jedi like manner. *He then down's his pint and makes a mortalising move to the loo, where he is struck down by Gastroentititis*

Anyone got a decent conspiracy theory??

Dreams are the one cultivating omen that will never be figured out, are they a key to the future, are they just randomized crap brought on by the day youv'e had....who knows. But one thing is true, dreams are more like watching the weirdest film sequence ever, unpredictable, uncertain, unknowing.... My ex used to dabble in dream psychology and she was quite good..Once I told her about my latest re-occuring dream (not nightmare) and she gave me a very understanding, makes sense kind of answer....weird but cool. Don't be afraid of your dreams they may hold the key to your future? then again they may 'just like me' be babbling complete shite.. My personal theory on dreams are bizzare as Crazy Frog reaching No.1...but I'll tell you all anyway. This kindda relates to the Matrix theories. .:The All Seeing Eye:. Whilst we sleep, our Brain works as a transmitter that links up to a master Reciever, we cannot see, feel, touch, or hear this transmission but it's there psychically, processing whatever information it needs for whatever purpose... In return we get the waste of what is not needed, this mix's unsympathetically with our sub-concious, creating whatever random shite it wants. So who's got a spare ticket to Cornhill? Dreamer dreamt about a dream Dreamer leapt and began to scream Dreamer smoke and never cry Dreamer dream untill you die. This is the result of a two-day Pollen Marathon?!?