pete_inthehills

how can you lot afford to go on holiday?

don't you have mortgages/student debt/drug or alcohol habits to keep up?

I can barely afford a wetstone to keep my axe sharp.

pete

inthehills

pah!

I'd rather kidnap plastic celebs and return them to their "before" state and then they would f**k off and stop cluttering up the airwaves.

Although, didn't Gene Simmons have the tendons cut from underneath his tongue so he could stick it out further. that'd be cool.

pete

inthehills

If its a USB trouble you could always use the ethernet

the wife's computer is hooked up to that, so I've got fix this damn usb thingy.

pete

inthehills

Apparently cows give good head. (Something to do with their tongues getting wrapped around your balls. )

Sue Denim! You go and wash your brain out with soap! You've been offshore too long! You need civilising again.

(funny though)

pete

inthehills

hey ive managed to fix it' date=' i simply restored my computer back 4 weeks o_O cheers for the help

it was a bt voyager 2091[/quote']

I've also got a stupid problem with the same router. I installed it ok, but when ever I install something else, even the anti virus update, I loose broadband when I reboot.

I often have to restore my computer just to get it back.

Any ideas IT boffins? I've uninstalled it and re-installed everything, but that didn't solve it. Sometimes pulling out the usb a couple of times makes it appear.

It is soo annoying. If I wasn't a calmer person, I'd take my axe to the whole damn lot.

pete

inthehills.

I never really wanted to do a specific job and therefore be defined by it. I always said that when I was older I wanted to live alone in the woods with my cat and my axe.

Nearly managed it, except that I've got a wife to go with it.

pete

inthehills

female

about to inherit brewery

spot the desperate drunk!

Pete

inthehills

Are The Bees playing the Lemon tree next month or what?

Pete

inthehills

smells like teen spirit

That's gonna annoy me for the rest of the day thinking about where that quote is from...

its that bruce willis film about him being priest and aliens are coming. Signs or something like that.

Pete

haha you know its bad when simpsons and real life begin to merge....!

WRONG! so wrong, you could not be more wrong.

Its good when simpsons and real life begin to merge.

mmmm beer

Pete

arrhythmic percussive trolls?

what a brilliant phrase!

yeah it was brilliant. Although I've never seen such rubbish "clapping" from the ones that got on the stage.

As for the annoying gits, I should have brought my axe. I'd have given them the chop!

a great night.

Pete

you're all too young to remember, but when I was a student, (a couple of decades ago) there was a girl called Poppy who was mega hot. I think she was a neighbour of that bloke who was supposed to end up with Kylie.

I don't really remember all the details, apart from Poppy. And her bikini.

Pete

so did christianity....

oh yeah. Funny that. I wonder why.

Perhaps sitting looking at all that sand leads a person brain to wonder about life the universe and everything.

Pete

Glad to see I'm not the only one that's not fussy around here.

I don't like to cast aspersions, but I know that after a trip offshore, I was definitely not fussy for the first days. Hell, I'd drink anything, but once I'd soberd up, then I became more fussy.

but, if we're going to be honest, then I'd say yeah, I'd bed her, but only so that I could tell my mates that I'd "had" her and she was rubbish.

Pete

Islamic people? Are they from India?

please tell me this was a christmas joke! hahahahaha

No, I should not mock. I'm sure that they are some Islamic people who live in India. Hinduism, budhism and Sikhism are the main ones. Although, I'm sure you are all aware that Budhism is a mystic version of Hinduism.

The Islamic faith originated in the middle east.

I don't do religion myself. One of my friends was a devout Christian who said that God spoke to him in his head. I was slightly concerned that he was listening to the voices in his head.

I've seen the guiness advert and I know that we evolved from mudskippers. But the bit that has me worried is how did it all start? Yeah, OK, it was a big bang. What caused the big bang? Who caused the big bang? Maybe that was the "God" bit.

Not that I lay in bed worrying about it though. I'm more concerned about scraping together enough pennys to be able to afford another pint.

Everyone needs something to believe and I believe I'll have another pint.

Merry xmas everybody

Pete

I lived for a while in Dumfries. They had two really good pubs, the new bizaar on the white sands and the ship inn on the road out to the hospital.

As for you lonely souls. You are never alone with Aberdeen music forums and chat room.

Pete

Aye she's a stuckup' date=' annoying as hell, richbitch slapper, but she [b']has got a bonny face. Far too skinny though.

for once I must agree with Rainbowprincess. Apart from the face it. She's only famous 'cos she's rich.

I just hope the owner of the Marriott chain of hotels doesn't follow the naming convention and name his eldest daughter Blackpool Marriott

Pete

it does exactly what it sez on the bottle. The next morning my head hurt. But I didn't have much recollection of the night before.

ahh happy days. I think.

Pete

They should have something like that in the Moorings.

25 Pints gets you a silver pint badge.

Brilliant, you can link this to the badge printing thread.

what kind of badge would you get for 25 pints of skullspliter? (other than a name tag on your toe as you lie in the cold dark morgue)

Pete

ok, so I made that up, but this is real

Altered States: Creativity Under the Influence

James Hughes, Jim Hughes

Pete

yeah because everything creative is drug fuelled and in the 13th century sheets of acid were all over the place!

now you are being silly! everyone knows that acid wasn't available in sheet form in the 13th century.

It was in pill form.

Can I make you aware of the book "The influence of mind enhancing chemicals in art" by that famous Irish scholar Dr Her O'win

Pete

yeah they are totally cool but....

do you think it was natural imagination or was he assisted by recreational pharmaceuticals?

Pete

the first time I gave blood I was topping up the missing space in the pub that evening and my mates girlfriend asked why I had a silly plaster on my arm.

I told her that'd I'd met a young lady the night before and gone back to hers and injected drugs.

and she believed me.

Make sure you have a good excuse for that silly plaster.

Pete

PS. drinking after giving blood makes you seriously pissed.