pete_inthehills

arrgghhh!

1. folk who sing in my ear. I didn't pay 12 quid to listen to some drunken numpty singing along to every song.

2. People who want to talk to me during the gig. Hello! I'm here to listen to the music, not you whittering on.

3. One upmanship at gigs...(actual conversation) I saw Oasis before anyone knew who they were.. blah blah... I've seen the clash like 20 times...blah blah Yeah, yeah and Siouxsie Sioux is my aunty.

4. People on their own who want to bond 'cos I'm on my own. LEAVE ME ALONE! I'm here alone out of choice.

5. Tall folk who just wander up and stand directly in front of me. Be nice. You are tall, don't you realise you are blocking my view. Next time, I'll bring my axe and take you out at the knees.

6. Folk who are there socially and not for the music. Stop talking on the phone, stop prattling on about what you bought a primark or who you saw in the pub. Listen to the music, it might do you some good.

I just had to share these things. They were annoying me.

Pete

When drunk Toastercoaster is known to sing Hash Pipe by weezer in spannish. While drinking a pint of lager. Standing on one leg.

Pete

Boy should probably murder girl' date=' do what he wanted to girl anyway while she's still warm, then bury girl in the garden.[/quote']

if you bury her in a peat bog, then the body should be preserved in all its glory (although the skin may take on a leathery texture) and you can dig her up every so often when you are feeling horny and sentimental.

either that or go for a pint with some mates, get wasted and snog the nearist lassey.

Pete

Jackie Bird. She's too tall, stick thin and ginger but I can't help myself.

and a couple from my youth. Poly Styrene. I think it was the attitude and voice. And Muriel Gray. The most pointy face on the Tube but a gorgeous accent. I always dreamed of meeting her in the hills.

Pete

sunny day mouse

now all I need to do is work out what emo is. You yongsters will all your musical genre types...in my day we just had punk, heavy metal, disco or chart music(spit).

ahh happy days.

Pete

I'm reading Spot has a noisey day. It's about this dog called spot, but I won't tell you any more, it might spoil the plot.

Pete

that was abso-fucking-lutely brilliant.

one of the best gigs I've been to in a long time.

And the support were pretty good too.

Pete

Kill the Poor - by the Dead Kennedys

Pete

I do things with data for oil companys.

Pete

I thought the best game was the 4-3 Liverpool v Newcastle about 8 years ago...

oh you're talking computer games... erm....I quite liked Halo.

Pete

I've always wanted to be killed by a beautiful female vampire, but I guess it won't happen. If not vampires, then perhaps hit by a 1000 ton meteorite. But that would be a mass extinction event which would be uncool.

so I reckon a car accident would be the one for me.

Pete

New Model Army - Better than them

Pete

oh God, this gig is going to be so full of aging over weight ex-glam rockers who've found their old ripped jeans and dodgy shirt in the back of their wardrobe. And still think they can do pirate chic!

The crowd should be entertaining even if the band isn't.

heheh.

Pete

i used to like those chilli + lemon crisps that came in transparent bags with the name of the machine they were cooked in on the side

Yeah. I had chilli and Lemon crisps when I was in Egypt. They were ace.

I didn't know you could get them over here.

Pete

classic.

"it appears to be a sensitive issue".

lets hope one of your rellies gets shot accidentally' date=' and we can band around jokes at your expense.

makes you think, eh.[/quote']

when I die, I want folk to gather around have a few beers/smokes and tell stories of the stupid things I've done while I was pissed. Y'know, have one last laugh. Re-tell the puking on a bus story.

It won't bother me. I'll be dead, but I don't want the rest of the living to be on a downer 'cos of it.

Pete

The Damned - I just can't be happy today

Pete

Yeah' date=' there is just so much [i']humour relating to this situation.

there's humour in ever situation, if you look hard enough.

I'm sure they'll be some new jokes circulating soon about the new punishment for traveling without a ticket on the underground...

Pete

I love flying. Its ace.

Pete

I'd like a really big turnip in the country

Pete

P.S. 66 million euros? what's that in British money?

R.A.B

regulus aiahoishaoidhaoi black?

Nah, it'll be Rab C Nesbit. He'll try to cadge some smokes from Voldemort, then take him out drinking. Finally killing him off using a bottle of buckfast and a kebab from Mohammads all night deli.

Book 7 will be called Rab and the magical beer scooter or Rab and the magical beer googles where he pulls McGonigal after a night of drinking butterbeer.

Pete

Cool!

that means I'm not bald, I'm folically challenged

I'm not a short arse, I'm height deferred

I'm not a letch, I'm mammarily aware.

I'm not a lazy git, I'm work procrastinated

Isn't PC great.

Pete

Wow' date=' our government is trying to say there is no link between the UK being in Iraq and the bombings. [/quote']

I think that there is a link between the bombings and Iraq, but its not as simple as that.

Had the UK and USA invaded Iraq when 9/11 happened? Nope.

Would the UK be safe if they hadn't invaded Iraq? Probably not.

These bombers are using the Iraq war to assist in recruiting more bombers. But it is not the only reason for targeting the UK.

Anyway, I think all extremists should be shot at birth! (irony)

Pete

lol smart arse...

just really really bored.

Pete puts his scientist hat on.

Now, in order to determine whether Marmalade is jam, we must first define what we understand Jam to be.

According to the more learned sources, Jam is definited as "a sweet soft food made by cooking fruit with sugar to preserve it."

We must ask ourselves, does that definition work for Marmalade.

Is marmalade sweet?

Is marmalade soft?

Is it made from fruit?

Are those fruit cooked with sugar?

If the answer to any of these questions is No, then marmalade is not a jam. Conversely, if the answer to all of these questions is Yes, then marmalade is a jam under the definited terms mentions earlier.

and for my next feat of scientific brilliance, I will prove that black is white and get run over on a zebra crossing.

Pete

Now, I don't want anyone to misunderstand, but the following comments may have a certain amount of irony and sarcasm.

Irish people did indeed get fucked about' date=' especially by our fine policemen.[/quote']

ooh the police, well, thats nearly legal isn't it. and I'm sure that the police didn't lay a finger on them, but the suspect meerly tripped on the stairs going down to the cells. So that's OK.

but on a serious note,

how do you sink an Irish submarine?

swim down and knock on the hatch!

Pete