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pete_inthehills

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  1. You can also taste it off them for hours...

    OK, ok, I like to think I'm as open minded as the next sexist pig.

    1.turn up naked

    2.bring something that you wouldn't object to tasting off him for hours

    not as snappy as the last one.

    pete

    inthehills

  2. God no!

    My mates would usually slip me a few gins and then direct me towards some unfortunate victim and then sit back and listen to the vitriol and cutting sarcasm and then drag me off before I got hit.

    ah happy days. Perhaps we should team up, drink gin and metaphorically bitchslap the whole of Aberdeen.

    that would be cool.

    pete

    inthehills

  3. Gin always brings out the evil in my soul, so I only drink that when I'm feeling mean.

    A good tequila can not be beaten. If life gives you lemons, break out the salt and tequila. After a few, you can suggest body shots but I guess most of you are too young to know about that.

    Otherwise, its German beers. Einbecker weisbier is fantastic. And its pure enough not to give you a hangover.

    pete

    inthehills

  4. I do. Let me tell you what I do.

    Each morning I go in to my room which consists of me, a computer and 400 boxes. I open up a box and pull out a report. I check to see if that report in on our database. If it is I throw it away, and reach for another document. If it isn't, I stick a barcode on it, type the details in to the database put it in a different box and reach for another document. One document at a time, one box after another, on and on and on....

    There is no one to talk to. Just me, my computer and my boxes. lots of boxes.

    I've been doing this for 18 months now. When all the boxes are gone. I get another delivery.

    pete

    NOTinthehills

  5. Good luck though! I'd make sure she doesn't have a boyfriend.

    I'm not bothered if she has a boyfriend...

    ...it'd give my wife someone to talk to.

    honestly you young folk just think with your genitals! When you get to my age, with a wife and mortgage to support. Sex is the last thing on my mind. Well actually, its the 4th thing on my mind after "where did I put my keys", "I wonder what the wife has cooked for tea" and "How are United going to survive with no midfield and only one recognisable forward"

    Obviously if a lassy goes the same gigs as me and drinks in the same pubs we're going to dispise each other.

    but this thread was fun while it lasted.

    pete_inthehills

  6. I'm tempted to give you a slap across the face for the sake of my fellow womankind. Sadly' date=' as you pointed out... I have no idea who you are.[/quote']

    who me? I didn't do anything? All I said was this lass was pre-stalking me and now I get a slap?

    I'm totally the innocent party here :)

    pete

  7. yeah, I did think of that. but then no one knows who I am. I don't know any other aberdeen music folk, so I'm just going to act innocent

    pete_inthewhat?

    aberdeen music.com what's that?

    right I'm off to practise my innocent face in the mirror.

    pete

    PS. If anyone else gets a slap and are accused of being me when they go up to lasses in clubs and ask "don't I know you?", then mucho appologies dudes.

  8. Nah, this lass had longish curly dark brown hair, pretty face, nice figure. Your typical celtic tempress if you ask me.

    I'm just going to have to bite the bullet and speak to her. She'll probably think I'm a total loon, but what the hell.

    pete

  9. Every time I go to a gig, there always seems to be this one girl that is usually there with her mates. I don't know when I first noticed her, perhaps in the queue at the subways gig a year or so ago. Or Maybe the son's and daughters gig before that. She was at the Bee's last night.

    Anyway, its now got to the point where I'm starting to think I know her. At some point when I'm drunk I'm going to stagger up to her and say "Don't I know you", when I don't really.

    Does anyone else have this problem when you seem to have syncronised your gigging and drinking with a complete stranger?

    or is it just me?

    pete

    inthehills

  10. Libya.

    I went to Tripoli a few years back with work. It was really nice. OK, so they don't allow alcohol, but the folk were real friendly and weren't western hating as I expected.

    Tripoli was an Italian colony for ages before they won independence. The building are Italian design with arabic touches and the food is Italian with spices. The food was really good, but they didn't have very much of it.

    There are two ruined cities out in the desert, almost intact from the time they were swallowed by the sand. You can wander around them and find coins and pottery just lying around. There were very few tourists. A very cool place just now.

    pete

  11. hey kids,

    I got me one of those new fangled em-pee-free player thingymobobs.

    Can any of you youngsters tell me some good websites to get free mp3's?

    I'm tired of trawling band websites for downloads.

    or should I sell my axe and get an itunes account?

    pete

  12. although we did the rings bit in a local church, we had the party on top of cairngorm. You know the place at the top of the funicular railway. It was totally cool! They clear all the tourists out at 4.30 and then its ours. The food was supprisingly good. The train was ours to command. They were such nice folk and couldn't do enough for us.

    We had good views down the valley and the reindeers came up to the window to have a look too.

    pete_inthehills

  13. yeah, I really enjoyed it, although it did seem to end early and there were some arseholes in the crowd. The opening song was brilliant and worth the admission fee alone. The wide eyed astonishment of some of the youngsters around me to the lyrics of girlfriend in a coma was hysterical.

    Despite some members of the crowd it was a good night.

    pete

    inthehills

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