pete_inthehills

just what you need. Pictures of the noses of farm animals. Greeaaattt!

http://www.fergusonfoundation.org/animals_nosey.html

Pete

The Damned: Love song

but what about the Irish. They blew up loads of folk. Do we go round beating up Irish people? Did we abuse folk in the street 'cos they were irish?

The irish killed more folk than these bombers. So why are folk going to beat up innocent Muslims?

Pete

Edinburgh this Saturday from 9am at the Corn Exchange. I'm going. Begin fabricating your News Of The World story now.

Queen states Princess Holly not really Princess shock!

Pete

Nah, you should have been watching Jarvis Cocker's guide to making a good pop programme last night. It was most amusing.

He seemed to suggest that bands should play live and the camera should concentrate on the crowd reaction and the host should be Sir Jimmy Saville, who by his own admission is a serious letch. Music videos were a big no-no.

Bands play live? on television? it'll never work.

But still, they did have clips of Joy Division, Siouxsie and the sex pistols so he couldn't have been all bad.

Pete

I'm too lazy to stalk folk, but if I had to it'd be..... Sue Denim.

Just 'cos Sue listens to NMA and FOTN and works offshore. Perhaps we've visited the same rigs.

Hey! this stalking is good fun.

Damn' date=' I'm fogged on offshore. [/quote']

I think I can guess where that is.....

Maybe I should take up stalking....but then I've have to come out of the hills and my axes (that's the chopping not guitar kind) might get rusty. And what would my cats think?

Pete

boot polish alert..

you wearing it or eating it?

Pete

shagging another girl might work

not if it was your girlfriend who shagged another lass, 'cos that'd just make me more eager to stay together and explore these new feelings she has.

especially if the other girls parent's owned a brewery.

mmm beer.

pete

moshulu ..... wasn't that the name of the space port in star wars that Ode and skywriter met up with that so-low and chewingtabacco before bursting out in the millenium goshawk or something to save the universe from the evil sloth lords?

Pete

18. If they say they love 80s metal' date=' ask them what ever happened to Poison.

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what did ever happen to Poison or Faster pussycat for that matter?

....oh yeah, who cares?

Pete

I've not seen it. Did the microbes do it? or was it Prof Plum, in the blue room with the candle stick?

Pete

We all have to take risks' date=' it seems worth it to see some cool bloody foot prints[/quote']

or bloody cool foot prints, even.

Pete

blowing up folk on the bus or tube is totally uncool.

these terrorists are total morons.

Pete

I don't know who you are, but happy birthday anyway, youngster

Pete

these teen straight edgers...

aren't they too ugly to get a shag,

too stupid to get any fags

too young to get served

and too scared to buy drugs.

So in a misguided attempt at retaining their street cool, they say I don't shag/do drugs/drink/smoke out of a choice.

yeah right!

Pete

reminds me of a joke.

A guy goes in to a pub, sits down and puts a lump of tarmac on the the bar.

"A pint for me" he says to the barman, "and one for the road"

heheh.

Pete

she's too thin, but on a plus side she was once attacked by a cheetah on tv, how cool is that?

Pete

cats are cool, so are horses.

but my favourite pet was some mold I grew in a coffee cup under my bed. What cool colours, it didn't smell too bad and didn't need feeding. Unfortunately after several months it dried up and withered. Shame.

I'd like some ebola virus in a jar next. that'd be cool.

Pete

today I've tried to teach our horse its safe to go in to the horse box and then fixed the towing thingy on the back of the car.

tomorrow, I've horse riding, fixing the the car some more and perhaps a BBQ if it doesn't rain.

rock and roll lifestyle.

Pete

rocks rock. yeah

Pete

If you are the shephard' date=' usually the sheep follow...[/quote']

Do we have to bring our own sheep dip?

Pete

my friend sam looks almost identical to the lovely miss church! *drools*

Does your friend Sam have parents who own a brewery?

Can you imagine that? Being married to a luverly lady and inheriting a brewery.

mmmm beer.

Pete

has the funniest joke ever thread been moved to here?

hahaha, want to buy, (gasps for breath), Mcfly tickets hahahaha

please stop. its tooo funny.

Pete

I didn't give out many scene points, but when I did, I tried to remember to sign them. Its more fun that way 'cos then they can retaliate with stupid insults and then you can tell them their insults are childish and poorly thought out. This then starts a major inter person bitch fight between two folk who have never physically met and probably would get on really well 'cos they both like drinking and music.

Is there anyway of seeing the comments on the scene points now that they've gone? I can't remember the best ones.

Pete

but can u lick your elbow?

yes.

can't you?

Pete