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I've only got one Bosstones album (Lets Face It) but I love it, I'd be there for sure mofos.

Or an utter massacre...

In days gone by I would have given you a scene point for having a Dr Zoidberg avatar.

I will definitely think of more' date=' much kudos to the genius who thought up this thread.

Mike[/quote']

I am glad someone else has finally realised I am a genius.

Here's more of mine:

people who wear Ramones / Led Zep T-shirts because they are cool and you can buy them in Top Shop or River Island, yet they couldn't name a single song by Led Zep or the Ramones.

People who think that 'darkie' isn't a racist word.

People who say "I am going for a Chinky" - I'm sure they wouldn't say this to the Chinese person in the restaurant, so why is it OK to say it to me?

The ridiculously overcrowded taxi ranks in Aberdeen on a Saturday night. I can walk home to Garthdee in 45 minutes and it takes me longer than that to stand waiting for a fucking taxi.

People who don't charge their mobile till the battery has run out.

The fact that I can't spell the word embarresed. Ever.

Tabloids.

People trying to force their religious beliefs on me. "You're going to burn in hell if you carry on like this!" they say. Tell you what, I'll take my fucking chances rather than waste my entire life denying myself all the good stuff.

People who tell me "Wrestling is fake". I've watched wrestling for 15 years. I know it's fake. It doesn't mean I still can't enjoy it, dick-face.

Scottish people who roar and swear alliegance to Scotland till they are blue in the face but wont admit to being British, although in every legal document and on their passport it clearly states British. Scottish national pride is my pet hate. I get loads of shit because despite being of 100% Scottish birth, bloodline and upbringing, I prefer to call myself British rather than Scottish. This is my fucking choice and it'll fucking well stay that way. Getting called an English bastard for having a Union Jack on my bedroom wall. Problems:

A- that's a British flag, not an English flag

B- Calling someone English isn't an insult.

C- I'm not English.

I think I just touched a nerve. I'm going to lie down....

Oh also Americans who think that the UK consists of England and nothing else. That really fucks me off. "You're from the UK? Which part? Scotland? But I thought you said you were from the UK?"

Hello? UNITED Kingdom? As far as I was aware there has to be more that one country involved before it can be called United, correct? Surely a union is more that one.

People who don't eat McDonalds because they are anti-American / anti-capatalist / anti-everything. I just don't eat McDonalds because the food tastes like luke-warm vomit.

Why does everyone have an avatar of some guy in a red poncho? Is there some kind of back story to this that I missed?

The Cobra Kai in South Park

Cancel that I'm just being simple - will post results soon!

How did you line them up like that? I can only do one guy at a time

The Lightning Seeds did.

Really? I didn't know that.

*starts up Limewire*

Yes' date=' yes, YES! That's is we are taking over FirstBus and Stagecoach. I have 2.71 in my pocket how about you?[/quote']

That bus to the Broch is a cunt.

Even on the hottest day, the driver puts on the heaters, but not the air conditioning.

I want to say top the driver "If you put on the air conditioning, people who want it on can open the vents above them, people who don't want it on can close the vents above them - everybody's happy. You switch it off, then not everybody is happy. So why fucking switch it off just because you have an open window beside you and you're not hot, fuckwit? "

Ok Part 1 was in February ( http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21134 ), but never mind.

20 new questions, no googling please....

1 - My mother say that it's alright / My mother says that's the only life / So do it right

2 - I need some fucking pills to bring me down / What's the crime if I snort a line

3 - There's gonna be a pool of blood on the dancehall floor

4 - All I wanted to say / And all I gotta do / Whod I do this for / Hey, me or you

5 - Looks like were in for nasty weather / One eye is taken for an eye.

6 - Far across the moonbeams / I know that's who you are

7 - drink up, baby, stay up all night / the things you could do, you won't but you might

8 - She forgot all about the library like she told her old man now

9 - Life is unfair, so I just stare at the stain on the wall where / The TV'd been, but ever since we've moved in it's been empty

10 - I'm sitting in a honky in Chicago

11 - Now once, I was downhearted / Disappointment was my closest friend

12 - There was a checkpoint charlie / He didnt crack a smile

13 - I always flirt with death / I look ill, but I don't care about it

(anyone who says Blink 182 gets killed)

14 - Finger tingle got that feelin' / Ya just touched the Sistine ceilin'

15 - Where I come from isn't all that great / My automobile is a piece of crap

16 - You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip, / Skip out for beer during commercials,

17 - I know that I've been drunk a thousand times / these should be the best days of my life

18 - Weve got a fantasy affair / We didnt get wet, we didnt dare

19 - Could taste your sweet kisses, your arms open wide / This fever for you was just burning me up inside

20 - And I keep on running from the blood on my hands / The battle is won but will it ever end

Good Luck!

wouldnt it be amazing if an aberdeen player was to hack miller down causing a 18 month stretch on the side lines

It would be, I would also be very happy if that happened to Neil Lennon or Fernando Ricksen, or that big fat bastard who plays at the back for Caley Thistle who's name I can't remember, but he kicked lumps out of our players in the boxing day match.

Loan' date=' Accident, Mortgage adverts on TV throughout the day..[/quote']

More specifically, ones with that Michael Winner bastard.

Guys that wear pink shirts.

I have two pink shirts.

A couple thrashings of the Arabs and Killie' date=' just to get one right up Lee Miller and Kris Boyd, although Miller probably won't give a toss, because that move reeks of money reasons, and not football reasons.[/quote']

It's Stevie fucking Crawford all over again. Xmas, Dons sitting third, Dundee Utd sitting bottom and the money grabbing fucker signs for United. Hardly shows his ambition does it? I'm glad he didn't sign for us now, cunt.

People who approach a roundabout and don't indiacte to show they are turning left. I then assume they are going straight on and don't pull out, only for them to turn left and me to get pissed off.

Use your indicators please boys and girls.

People who use 'of' instead of 'have'

eg: That must of hurt.

Fuck I missed out a MAJOR one, probably my all time pet hate

People dropping litter

I walked behind some stupid bitch on Union street the other day for about 100 metres and watched her drop first, her empty chicken mcnuggets box, then take out a hamburger and drop the McDonalds bag it came in, then eat the burger and drop the wrapper.

I noted that she walked past 3 bins between McDonalds and the Indoor market where she went into. I felt like fucking slapping her.

Perhaps I am just getting cantankerous in my old age, but here's my top ten all time pet hates in no particular order (please add your own so it's not just me who's being grumpy)

10 - People who chew food with their mouth open and make that disgusting smacking sound.

9 - People who cough without covering their mouth.

8 - People who put sweetie papers in ashtrays, guaranteeing small fires every time I put a fag in there (bins are for paper, ashtrays are for ash)

7 - People who do loud exagerrated burps - disgusting and unnecessary.

6 - People shouting at staff because they didn't get their own way in shops / cafes / bars etc.

5 - People who don't say please and thank you - basic manners.

4 - People who overuse the word 'cunt'.

3 - People who gel their hair forward - it goes that way anyway - why the gel?

2 - People who rip the flap off my Rizla packet for roaches - that's what the phone book is there for!

1 - People who can't let you finish a sentence without talking over you. Again, basic manners.

just looking to get some feedback on the facilities at aberdeen foyer's music room.

for people who have practised and/or recorded there' date=' what did you think of it? do you prefer it to other similar places in town? what do you think could make the music room better? what other facilities would you like to see there?

i'm doing a work placement there at the moment and i'm doing a project to find out what people think of it and how it could be improved.[/quote']

We used to practice there in Dos Dedos and the practice facilities were great - the room was really good, probably better than Toms for sound, the equipment was generally top stuff, it was reasonably priced, and it had a coffee machine and tables for playing cards and smoking. I would recommend it to any band for practicing.

We recorded a demo there though which didn't come out sounding very good, however I can think of one obvious reason why a Dos Dedos CD wouldn't sound very good.....

This was like 2-3 years ago now though, I haven't been in since so it could be all change now.

Just saw on the website that they are playing, I used to quite like their silly pop punk - anyone going?

*Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man.........*

Surprised to see Justin Henin Hardenne go out in the first round.

However since she looks like Ross from Moshulu in a skirt, I'm not that upset

Yes you're right - how dare he get paid to play tennis' date=' I mean it's only his job?![/quote']

If I was that shit at my job I'd get the sack.

Actually when the girls at work call me Big Dick i do get a kind of perverted thrill out of it.

They generally call me Little Cunt.

Its just richard backwards and i think it looks cool. I hate my name can you blame me for trying to make it interesting.

You try going through life with the name Richard. Constantly having new people call you dick when you introduce yourself and the saying "only joking"..Bastards

Next person who calls Richard 'Dick' gets a 3D through a table that's on fire.

"Drahcirv1 - Get the tables!"

I don't Henman's ever going to win anything, he's simply not good enough.

Agree about Johnny Mac, the man's a legend, could do with more characters like him on the court these days.

What a stupid name - you couldn't have just got RichardV1?