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Lemonade

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  1. I have been both the cheater and the cheated on and I admit being cheated on sucked giant hairy dog cock.

    I've changed since my cheating days though, I wouldn't do it again, I've grown up since then and realised trampling all over people's emotions just isn't a very nice thing to do...

    Whereas I used to try to hump anything in a skirt, these days I think If you don't want to be with someone, then just don't be with them, don't go shagging other people cos you're unhappy in a relatioship.

  2. I'm not really a fan of it, sorry, it sounds like a lot of works gone into it but it just aint my bag I'm afraid. Respect go to you for doing it tho. Feel free to diss my band when we finally get off our lazy pro Ev playing arses and actualy do something :laughing:

  3. I hate every band on that list, except lucky 9 who i've never heard of so I would say possibly not.

    BTW I think I met you in Exodus a while ago but I can't really remember, apologies if I dribbled a load of bollocks in your ears, though it wouldn't be the first time I'd dribbled a load in your ear baby x

    ----++++---- Elwood's back ----++++---- Lock up your daughters, and your mums, wives and girfriends.

  4. I just read that wrong, and thought it said Buffy and got really excited. And incredibly not only the title, but also the first message I read as Buffy and got even more excited.

    *anti-climax*

    Elwood (Giant Giant Buffy Freak)

  5. As I like to say to non-believers, Wrestling is like Eastenders, but with people getting hit on the head with chairs.

    OK I'll admit there were some good wrestlers in the nineties, but you got to agree that it was definitely more about stupid characters back then (Papa Shango, Doink the Clown, Repo Man, Skinner, Adam Bomb, The Legion of Doom, The Brooklyn Brawler, Razor Ramon, Hillbilly Jim, Irwin R Schyster, Nailz, Men on a Mission, The Bushwhackers to name but a few) than actual wrestling ability.

    And who can forget Issac Yankem, Demon Dentist? Who I believe later became Kane.

    Plus if you look back at Demolition they were just two fat guys who really couldn't wrestle.

    I'd certainly rather sit down and watch the Matt Hardy, Y2J, Edge or RVD than any of that lot.

    Fuck, I'd even rather sit through an Xpac match!

    Still though, Vince does still pull out some shit characters from time to time, Heidenrieich for one pisses me off and is really just Sycho Sid reborn. And Simon Deane? Please....

    PS anyone else agree that HBK has had some dodgy plastic surgery done?

  6. To be fair it sounds more like the guy was around long before Tatanka became a well-known WWF superstar so it'd be pretty hard to rip him off...

    Ludvig Borga (a favourite of Cloud's for some reason...) was the man who first defeated Tatanka and ended his undefeated streak and he didn't disappear after that at all - he earned a world title match against Yokozuna at Madison Square Gardens and seemed on course to win before Mr.Fuji interfered. He also had that great storyline where he 'sold out' and proved that everybody has their price as he joined the Million Dollar Corporation and became another henchman of Ted Dibiase before leaving the company.

    How can you say Million Dollar Man was shit? Shame be upon you.

    Because... the million dollar man was shit! There was no good wrestlers in the mid 90s with the exception of Shawn Michaels, and on a lesser scale, Davey Boy Smith and The Undertaker. It was all about stupid characters and less about actual physical ability, when did you ever see DiBiase do anything remotely impressive? And don't even get me started on the Ultimate fucking Warrior....

  7. If Scott Stapp or Chad Kroeger get that gig I'm going to take all my grunge records out the back of my house and smash them all with a hammer.

    Though I agree with Mark Lanegan. Or possibly Mike Patton? He shouted alot in Faith but that boy can sing when he wants to.

    Or failing that, Mr Cantrell if you're reading, I'm available....

  8. Its a crime that you're the same age as me Elwood' date=' but that you look younger and I look much much older :([/quote']

    The secret to younger looking skin - forget the what the women on the skin cream adverts say - is lots of Gin, watching the breakfast club at least once a week, and regular masturbation. :up:

  9. This native American dude who was at least 60 years oild and 6 stone overweight' date=' who had an amazingly bad "finisher" called the "tomahawk chop!" It was truly dreadful, and would hardly be worthy of a mention nowadays!

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    That sounds like Tatanka, who was in WWF in the early 90s - though he wasn't 60, nor overweight... so it was probably a Tatanka rip off - he was a native American and did the piss poor Tomahawk chop, had a red mohican and wrestled in a loincloth.

    He also went undefeated for his first two years, before getting his ass kicked by someone really shit like Virgil or the Million Dollar Man and then just disappearing from the company.

    He's now wrestling in school gymnasiums and stuff.

    Anyway, if you ever need any more pointless wrestling trivia I can usually deliver.

  10. 1. Reasons Are Red- heard nothing but good stuff said about these guys' date=' always worth checking out Kris's new stuff.

    2. My Minds Weapon- yeah, yeah, yeah.... i didn't say new bands specifically go check 'em out, submit to the hype!

    3. The X-Certs- go for it. Amazingly catchy tunes from that kid and his boys.

    4. From Her Ashes- oooooh, can't let my band slip through without a mention. line-up sorted, songs taking shape. smell the fear people. smell the fear.

    5. Stayover- pop punk at its finest.

    :D[/quote']

    *cough... The Cobra Kai... cough*

  11. We are The Cobra Kai and we need YOU to be our drummer. :band:

    We're a very new band, we've just started out, we've got about ten original songs were working on, 2 or 3 almost finished but we still don't have a drummer.

    We're going to be a 3 piece, currently there is me (Elwood) on bass and vox, and another guy (Kenny) on guitar and weird noises. We're both in our early(ish) twenties and would like someone 18+.

    Our influences are: Muse, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Faith no More, Blind Melon, Mudhoney, QOTSA, Smashing Pumpkins, The Cure, Screaming Trees, Pearl Jam, Auf Der Mar, the Pixies, Nirvana.

    We were originally aiming for a grungey sound, but as we developed it has become more folky, with weird bits.

    As we're relatively inexperienced and new, you don't have to be Lars Ulrich, we just want someone who's enthusiastic, not afraid to bring his own ideas and pitch in with the songwriting, having a laugh and a few beers and playing Pro Ev 4 on X-box when we're meant to be practising.

    If you fit the bill email me at hazzardcountyhick@hotmail.co.uk and we'll take it from there.

    Au revoir,

    Elwood (Cobra Kai) :cheers:

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