Lemonade

Because I'm better than everyone else at everything.

I just can't believe for the amount of hours half of you spend on this site every month you're not even willing to donate a measly 2 to assist Neil in running the service. It's pathetic.

Can you say 'high horse'? I am not a supporter simply because I choose not to be and if you don't like it you can kiss my big white arse.

Over here Richard!

Lame ass costumes ahoy!

Bubba Ray Dudley (he didn't find dungarees so went with cut off combat trousers)

Farooq (as predicted, Stu in an APA T-Shirt)

A random Argentinian bloke

John Cena (looking more like Scotty 2 Hotty )

Yes we are losers but we had fun!

and more

Apologies if these are all really huge, but I'm too lazy to resize them all.

I got photos of everyone that was there, and a few action shots, about 50 in total, if anyone forgot their camera or something or wants copies I could probably manage to put a CD together for them, free of charge cos I'm that kinda guy.

The council are chopping down the trees outside my house.

I like trees.

Highlight for me was the crowd chanting "You suck dick!" at Kurt Angle....

and his "your mother taught me how!" retort was pretty good.... for Kurt....

I'm going, with signs albeit not funny ones.

However I am going dressed as John Cena! And my boss is going as 'vintage' bubba ray dudley, complete with tie-dye T-shirt and broken glasses and dungarees (provided he managed to find some dungers in town today)

My mate Stu is said to be going as Farooq, but it'll probably just be Stu in an APA T-shirt.

I remember Kai chuntering about this one day about a year back, but I don't think it ever actually happened - I've never had a subway but I'll have a go at 5'7 worth. Though i generally fill up on two bits of toast, hence my skeletal appearance. In fact that reminds me I haven't eaten since thursday...

I debuted my new doo at the Cream thing at the Ministry on Sunday night, I got talking to exactly two people, the first was a gay guy hitting on me, the second was a girl who opened the conversation with "Hey are you gay?".

Perhaps I should change the title of this post to "Dear God I've turned into a gayer!!!!!"

no seriously' date=' is your name Charles?[/quote']

are you talking to me? my name is not charles.

If there was ONE adjective to describe that move' date=' that adjective would be "bad".[/quote']

It was time for a change, I was sick of the hair.

my mam likes it...

it's the style that does it, that was the hairdressers work, now I've got it decent and spikey it looks better.... She had big breasts so I didn't complain.

I can't believe 1 haircut and a change of shirt can transform someone from loveable hippy to bovva boy quite so dramatically.

These pictures were honestly taken about 2 hours apart

Hippy

Ned

Truly disturbing.

Great photos amy, nice one :up:

I was working on Wednesday night, finished at 7am thursday and went to bed meaning to get up in plenty time for the wrestling.

Fucked up while setting alarm clock, didn't go off, woke up at 8.15 pm.

Drove like a fucking lunatic to the AECC on the other side of the city. Got there and handed over my 50 ticket in time to see 3 matches. Gutted.

Missed Jericho, my absolute hero. Utterly distraught at my own stupid actions.

On the plus side, I did get a reaction of Shelton benjamin when he read my "Shelton is a Little Bitch" sign - he actually looked like he wanted to kill me.

And come on, like we would cheer that plank ahead of a hero like Christian? His hammy acting last night was fucking fantastic - so over the top it was just brilliant. Captani Charisma almost made up for missing Jericho.

Chuffed I got to see Flair though - the man's a living legend, though could have done without seeing his arse. And he didn't even notice my sign, pff!

Most disturbing view of the night though, Triple H's G-string tan-line.

I enjoyed my 3 matches.

Woooooooooooo! I'm so excited!

I'll be the one with Y2J T-shirt waving the big Ric Flair sign like a total geek

Well I'm 20 quid worse off thanks to Strong Resolve, Forrest Gunner and Marcus DeBerla.

In other Horse news, I believe Prince Charles will be mounting and riding Camilla tonight. Anyone want to place bet on who comes first in the Royal Bedroom Derby?

Elwood

duran duran - amercian science

Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Science

I cried at the wedding.

I was only 9, but still, I don't think I should have done.

I've just downloaded it.

Holy shit, the memories.

*weeps*

Don't do it people, it's a scam, the pot noodles never come.

Maybe "jealous" is the wrong term. He never said a bad word about being in the shadow of Jeff and Lita- which he was- but he was definately not entirely happy about it. Lita' date=' before she was injured on Dark Angel, could pull off more athletic moves than most of the male wrestlers- including Matt. And Jeff was always the one that got the attention of female fans- my girlfriend can vouch for that one- and was such an awe inspiring competitor. As for the being sacked part... Jeff Hardy has never been anything but honest about his drug addiction he had at the time. He went straight to the management and said that he was addicted to painkillers- yes, painkillers, the same thing that Eddie Guerrerro was addicted to...- and said that as a result he had lost his passion for almost everything, except his music, and REQUESTED a contract release to get clean away from the pressure of performing. His reasoning was he did not want to let himself, the company or the fans down by being subpar. At this point, the WWE released an official statement to the press that Jeff Hardy had failed a drugs test, and was being sacked from the company. As for turning up 1 year later on TNA... All WWE contracts, as standard, have a minimum 12 month "no compete" cause. I.E. no wrestler can perform in a nationally televised promotion for 12 months following his departure from WWE, and after WWE saying that they fired him for drug use- the same form of drug use for which they PAID for Guerrerro's rehab, and then made him champ when he returned- he did not want to return.[/quote']

What fuck's me off is that Jeff became addicted to painkillers after putting his body on the line night after night after night to make sure the WWE get such good ratings, and what thanks do they give him? Fuck off out of the company. Vince can be a right cunt at times.

This is probably the funniest thing i've seen since I observed my ex-girlfriend fall off a bike and split her head open' date=' the fucking cow. [/quote']

Actually, that's probably the funniest thing I've ever seen.

There was one I used to have on my wall that I loved, it had four skeletons and a description of each underneath, which was something like Cromagnom man, neandrathal man etc, and the last was Jazz man, the skeleton had a double bass and sunglasses, was very funny.