Lemonade

See you all in a week!

Elwood x

while watching the Wizard of Oz for maximum effect?

I actually have done that a few times, it's very weird, especially when stoned.

Dark Side of The Moon on headphones, and a big joint.

About 20 years ago my granny used to keep a huge supply of Kestrel in the cupboard for visitors, she was a smart old bird, no-one ever drank it so she never needed to replace it.

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Do not read on if you don't want to know the outcome of one of the matches........

WWE have already put out the press release to the PPV TV channels with details of their next PPV (which they have to do 6 weeks in advance) - The next Raw PPV in September (I can't remember which one, Judgement day is in my head for some reason) is advertising it's main event as WWE Champion John Cena vs challenger Kurt Angle, so it looks like Y2J isn't getting the belt at Summer Slam. Word is Jericho is taking a few months hiatus after SUmmer Slam to concntrate on a Fozzy tour, while WWE try to rewrite his character.

It's on Box Office, costs 14.95

Just the thing for those long cold winter nights

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Holiday Inn Bridge of Don (next door to AECC) - Night Porter, 5.12 an hour to drink tea and watch TV all night.

I knew it. I wondered how long it would take you. If you people out there just knew how often i have heard this at work from Elwood. If i sense a conversation heading this way when he is nearby i run like fuck.

Get back to Ireland you tattie munching cunt.

I might be alone in this view, I'm Scottish but I would much rather stick with God Save The Queen, I'm very proud to be British and everytime I hear God Save The Queen I get goosebumps, the image of the Union Jack flying makes me feel so proud, I feel like if I was cut open I would bleed red white and blue.

Rule Brittania.

Dude it's a b-sides album. It isn't supposed to be up to the standards of their other albums so it's not really valid in this kinda thread.

Or am I alone in this opinion?

As far as I'm concerned, they're Pearl Jam, everything they do should be fantastic. Anyone who can write tracks like Rear View Mirror, Daughter, Better Man and Alive are obviously gods, and should consistently achieve godlike status.

Maybe my expectations of Pearl Jam are a LITTLE high, granted...

'Lost Dogs' is a b-side album you realise?

Yeah I know, but it doesn't excuse the fact that it's shit.

Pearl Jam:

The evidence

Ten (fantastically brilliant)

Versus (brilliant)

Vitalogy (very good)

No Code (good)

Yeild (not bad)

Binaural (bad)

Riot Act (shite)

Lost Dogs (kill me)

Cool, I'll be going to that, see ya there!

Mmmmmm....... Meg.........

I have to get changed at 7 dude! Like I'm going to be seen in public in a Holiday Inn uniform...

Anyway I left at 7.10, the only good thing that happened this morning was getting to see the shocked look on a womans face when she tooted her horn at me and I rolled down the window and yelled FUCK YOU while giving her the finger.

Oh and also the poop, which I'd held in for two hours was nice.

My journey home from work at 7am usually takes me 20 minutes, today it took 3 fucking hours! 2 of which I really needed a poop.

OK, first off, Fuck off Tim.

Secondly, I think they're showing it at All Stars on Bridge Street.

True - Have given someone a black eye

False - Have not spilt anything down my top.

TPBM loves Emo.

False - I have the facial hair of a 15 year old girl

TPBM has a crimnal record.

False - though a guy I know once got his dog to lick his bell-end.

TPBM grew up on a farm, and ate freshly laid eggs for breakfast every morning.

False, I have a full complement of pubes.

TPBM has in the past year, got so drunk they pissed the bed.

I've never played on a bill with a big name band, but I would say for me, Subsistence. At the Subsistence / Dos Dedos funeral service at Drakes they absolutely blew my fucking mind.

Neds can look attractive too, sometimes.

I like the Collins.

And respect to anyone leaves their wife by fax.