Lemonade

Do you purchase much double edged dildo's then?

Not often, but I like to know that when I'm buying a pint of milk and some bread the oppoertunitty is there to buy a 12" ribbed black nobbler.

Rooney are quite good, Keane are a bit gay.

pearl necklace from my parents

someone' date=' please do something with this. it's killing me!

/x

p.s. happy birthday! [/quote']

Yeah it's real nice of your dad to splash out on you like that!

Does it sell electric tokens?

Who cares, it sells double ended dildos, and bongs, thus making it the greatest newsagent ever.

Sorry' date=' but your comments just really opened up a can of worms in my mind [/color']

Cool, you have worms in your heed?

You're like Lenore!

I am now officially a job seeker too.

Anyone care to employ the boy Elwood? Form an orderly queue.....

Well I'm going to stick my head out and say I loved the Libertines, I'm very impressed by what I've heard of Babyshambles so far, and I think Pete's a fucking legend.

Cheers for that Rhiannon, I really appreciate it, hopefully this time I won't split my head on the board and almost drown like I did last time I surfed!

I was looking at some Bics on the net, they seem pretty sturdy, and fairly priced as well.

Elwood x

Tho I'm also 55% grunge, 48% punk, 48% raver, 42% metrosexual, 40% ska, 35% hippie, 16% metalhead and 8% goth.

And I have waaaaaaaaaaay too much fucking time on my hands.

I am 47% Emo.

"Hmm.. I suggest you stop listening to Dashboard Confessional.... enough said... Now that you stopped looking at your shoes, how's the real world look?"

see above..

HE'S GAY.

A gay guy in the huff? No freaking way!

Pete. when are you gonna learn? I'm getting more used to seeing him on the front pages of the tabloids than in the music press.

Though if I could pick someone to headbutt, Johnny Borell would be pretty high on my list.

If there are any surfers out there...

I used to surf a little bit when I was younger but never really knew what I was doing, now I'm thinking of taking it up again seriously this time and could use a little advice, ie: what kind of board I should buy. I am told as a beginner I should be looking at something over 7' long, and something wide for manouverabilty, and thick for durability. Is it easier to learn on a longboard than a shortboard? If I buy a light, thin fiberglass board am I going to ding the fuck out of it with my clumsy beginner style?

Any advice would be very welcome.

Anyone remember the Raccoons? Now that was a good show!

Theres few places in the 'deen i wouldn't enter just out of curiosity' date=' or if i was on a crawl. I've refused to ever go to the ministry just purely cuz of the music and the type of folks who frequent it, but i probably would go in,though i doubt i ever will. One exception is the priory, despite it not seeming particulary bad on the 1st occasion, on the second some guy clocked me on the stairs as i was goin up, and i had my hair tied back, and he shouted "fuckin' mullet" (which i definitely don't have) and he proceeded to spit on my neck as i hurried past him. Thats the only occasion i can think of, an experience in a pub/club has completely put me off going there again.[/quote']

The Minsitry is actually pretty decent if you pick your night carefully. Go on a night when there is something special on, like a Cream night or something, and it'll be full of proper clubbers, who are wonderful people, instead of the regular townies.

I'm surprised he didn't tap a couple of fags off you. One for himself and one for the 'bairn'.

It was a she, typical ayburdeen ned like min.

I found a big rip in my lucky pulling pants today. It may finally be time to retire them. They have served me well.

Just to make you feel at home in Aberdeen....

Fuck off you fucking cunt.

Thanks for that Sue. Though I was welcomed back about 10 minutes after getting into the city.

I was walking up Union Street with my suitcase just after stepping off the bus from Glasgow, waiting at a traffic light for the green man to tell me to cross, and some 16 year old in a tracksuit pushing a buggy yells "Hemmin will ye get oot ma wey we yer fuckin suitcase like! Fucks sake!"

And I thought..... Ah Aberdeen. How I've missed it.

I bought one of the 'Monkey' videos when they came out because I loved it as a kid. Soon realised it was shite. Theme song is still pretty groovy tho....and his flying pink cloud. And teh fact he looks like Gaz from Supergrass.

Ditto with Knight Rider, that hasn't aged well at all. I still like Dukes of Hazzard and A-Team though, they both stood up to the test of time.

What' date=' and you think they're gonna be less wary of a thread entitled 'cumming - the fragrance'? This whole thread smells fishy to me.[/quote']

It was only a matter of time before you made a contribution, you dirty dawg.

I saw pearl Jam in Glasgow a couple years ago, and the guy behind me sang along, badly, to every word of every song for the first five songs, so much so he was drowning out Eddie Vedder.

I solved this problem by .............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. walking 20 yards so I was away from him.

It's not rocket science people. If you get stuck behind someone talking, move!

My work, Holiday Inn @ Bridge of Don are looking for:

receptionists, waitresses, cleaners, bar staff, and as of tonight a night porter because I'm quitting tonight.

Send a CV there, they're so desperate they'd employ any old spazzie.

Yeah' date=' fuck the past, who cares what came before us, we shouldn't enjoy watching shows that were made long before we were born, I mean, that's just [b']stupid.

Fuck off.

Just because you can't understand a bit of nostalgia doesn't mean there is anything wrong with folk happening to enjoy watching the old shows. Some of the stuff on tv right now isn't a patch on the old cartoons and tv shows.

And Del sometimes the fact that shows like Quincy are "naff" make them all the more enjoyable

Give me Diagnosis Murder over "brand new Doctor Who" any day.

Mr T pitys you, foo'.

I love you.

PS Dukes of Hazzard was my favourite show as a kid, and is still fantastic to this very day (I have the box sets!) tho I am worried Hollywood may have ruined the legacy of the show by making a crap movie.

And wow is it miserable being back in this cunt of a city.

Noooooo! Cut it!

I grew mine for nigh on three years, then cut it, and cutting it is the best thing I ever did. Get rid of it....