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when you say up to 10, do you mean 10 included? i watched 10 the other day, a lot slower than the previous couple, echo is a crazy mo fo yo

lol come on don't pretend the thought has never crossed your mind? i just don't understand how you could bring yourself to do it? and i am aware i never use capital letters before someone points it out. i was just wondering if the ladies liked a man with shaved baws as you put it because my girlfriend says she doesnt give a shit about pubic hair and is happy enough to fight her way through the jungle

How on earth do you shave your balls without cutting them? I would like to try but the thought of nipping my sack is too much to bare! Any females or gays out there who have come across some nice shaved balls? lol do you actually care about pubic hair? Its safe to say almost every man loves a closely shaved woman aii

i suggest you search for patronising cunt

lol stupidly signed up to Man U ?( its rather hard. its ok tho, the ladies loved my naked photo shoot

fucking greatest game ever! im even playing it ahead of pro evo for the moment, shame my player is so shit, after my first 7 games my rating is 5.4

my most sincere apologies, im newish to aberdeen-music and dont search through page upon page of threads to make sure something hasnt been posted before. im away to cry myself to sleep

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slightly off the beaten track here but it is football related. does anyone else fancy Morten Gamst Pedersen? i am a straight man with a long term girlfriend however i find myself more and more attracted to the little Norwegian. that is all

darts on sky is fucking superb! but the bbc boys are rather pish. anyone going to the premier league darts at the AECC? go on the power!

fuck me that afro-ninja clip is as old as the internet itself, still funny tho!

religion is shit, i cant be arsed to write out some big explanation behind my statement. we all know its just shit.

is that actually true or did i just read all that shit because they wanted to plug a film?

the man is a legend, "everyone gets their say" , "just me and you, man to man" and the way he hits on every semi-attractive female guest regardless of age or background, i just love the man

erm dont believe so, i just downloaded it and played through windows media malarchy

Merry Christmas! http://s17.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=20SU2OOD18I7D1NGSM4XPMQ5HD link should hopefully work

a blind guy goes into a bar and gets a beer while drinking his beer he says to the barmiad can i tell you a blonde joke? the barmaid thinks about it and decides its only fair to warn him that she is blonde, 6 feet tall and weighs 14 stone, the lady to his right is also blonde , a semi pro boxer and is drinking with her blonde female coach. the lady to his left is a martial arts black belt and also blonde she then asks him if he still wants to tell his joke .. the blind man sits there for a few minites thinking about it and finally says .. nahh not if im gunna have to explain it 4 times

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for the last two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the man tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life". Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a 2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a 4,000,000 bank account. If it's twins, they will receive a factory and 2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again."

but he was adamant..............adam ant...........like he was singing staaaaaaand and deliver

perhaps we can start a jokes thread? might have been done before, if so i apologise! ill kick off with this that i stole from a nearby website.......at first i didnt get it and i felt such a retard! Someone just phoned me up and said, Im the dandy highwayman who youre too scared to mention, I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention. I told him he had the wrong number, but he was adamant .......

just good friends? http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/4516140.stm

SONY SONY SONY SONY SONY! After sticking with an i-pod for over 2 years and been driven fucking insane daily with its absolute shite battery life, i bought a sony HD-5. i cannot vouch for any other sony mp3's but this one is absolutely brilliant, sound quality is superb, battery life is amazing and its a piece of piss to use and to transfer songs onto. its also rather sexy to look at. sony is the future of mp3's!!

aaaah many apologies, after re-reading your post it has become aparent that I am infact a retard! the injection is weird as fuck tho! after the numbing subsides im always left with a dull pain for like three days? is this normal?

yeah totally weird, you got a numbing injection and now your mouth is numb. crazy

Build a snowman!! http://www.kilogramme.co.uk/snowgallery/