Tony Marlin

I've had a few painful moments but nothing too serious; When I was 3 or 4 I fell over with a cotton bud in my ear, slamming it through my eardrum. Thankfully I don't remember too much about it, but it hurt. I took a football full force in the nuts while in goal during PE. Then I started F-ing and C-ing at my teacher and threw up because of the pain. I seriously bruised my coccyx thingimy after landing awkwardly in the Don while jumping off the Brig o' Balgownie. My god, that hurt for ages. Luckily my flatmate had just shattered his leg playing football and had a nice supply of magical painkillers.

John West tuna steak with salad cream in a sambo is the business. Or a bit of marlin if you really want to go to town.

Last time i called that number they told me that Keith does not exist and the Aberdeen-Inverness train was running fine through the snow. It wasn't. Whats the point of an information line that gives you wrong info? I was so angry I stubbed my toe on a plant pot on the platform. grrrrrr

Ah, memories of drinking White Lightning in the park 6ish years ago: "I've got the feeling, My foreskin's peeling, I'm gettin laid tonight." Apologies if this is Inappropriate - I've just been drinkin' White Lightning down the park .

Arrrgh! I'm working next friday - but hopefully should be finished before 10, so I'll try an be there at some point. Looks like a great gig.

Arr, this is to be the day that we recruit a new crew. Some keen fresher folk can be found at the bilge known as the Hillhead. We sail next Friday on the good ship 'Exodus'. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? Pirate Casey the Pink

I stand corrected. I walked passed it 5 mins ago, and it is still that letter tile design, but been changed to 'Canal St'. someone has tried to paint out the 'C', but Anal st is still not as funny as Anal Treet. Isn't the 'Anal Treet' sign a joke from the Queer As Folk programme anyway?

It isn't one with individul letter tiles that can be picked off, and it's easy to clean with a soft cloth and some warm soapy water

Haven't they got a new 'vandal-proof' one?

Someone has sprayed ' Devo-> ' all around my flat area. I was thinking it might have something to do with a guy called Devon who used to deal near my place. Apologies for the lack of comedy in this post.

This is the reason even more Bonn computer scientists are switching universities.

It's this one I think.

Just the one disc. Mostly common tracks on it I think (well I'd heard most of them anyway, so I presume they're common). I might go back in for it today 'cos I've got vouchers burning a hole in my wallet.

I spotted a Two Tone compilation in the HMV sale last week, looked really good. 4 sqids i think it was. The Specials - Specials is a fantastic album. Not a bad song on it. Rude boy, you've been brought in front of me and charged with smashing this woman's windie!

Yeah' date=' It was feckin' funny. I think it sounds like an average Oasis album track with Ian warbaling over it, I wonder how many takes he does in the studio to get the whole vocal in tune? o_O No it wouldn't. As much as I love the Stone Roses I think it would be a mistake. I can't think offhand of any reformed bands that have released a great studio album, and a big tour would probably be very embarrasing judging by the late Roses live bootlegs I've heard and Ian's 'unpredictable' live vocal form. I don't think Ian or Mani have any real incentive to reform after their post-Roses success anyway. The Stone Roses had their time. They made some fucking fantastic music. Let's move on.

Who is this dude anyways?

Embrace are a bit wishy-washy for my tastes, and the new album supposedly sucks big style, BUT... I seen them on the 2nd stage tent at T in the Park 2000 and was really impressed - one of the highlights of the weekend. I might pop along to see if it was just my (aided) imagination last time.

Black lace: top drawer' date=' feckin quality choice. That's the truth.

No chance of doing that through the moby, although i've just got a 9 meg mp3 BTW: Has anyone been listening to Osymyso's show on radio 1 between 3 and 4? it's got these really weird comedy sketches in between some funky beats (Kid Carpet's version of Van Halen's 'Jump' ) the sketches are quite dark, kinda like Monkey Dust on BBC3.

Yeah - I might go and get creative and post something nice on here tomorrow, err, today, (but after some sleep).

This thread is the fuckin boy. top class effort. you all earn a gold, no, platinum star! (I'm connected through my mobile though, so it's taken about 50 billion hours to veiw the whole thing.)

Thats funny, well i think so anyway... This is my first post on here BTW, so hello ! My nane is Ryan and I'm a Virgo.