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Thank you Maxwell. Yeah but I easily get bored by women it seems.

yeah man i actually did that that to a girl i had just started getting intimite with at aberdeen uni' date=' then i just statrted ignoring her texts and pretending not to notice her when i walked by her on campus. Maybe because the fact that she is pretty scary and very rough! She smaked a guy in the face five times at a party and knocked one of his teeth out, i dunno but it seemed quite a big turn off to me![/quote']

You got intimate with someone that was scary and rough? Nice!

Ah well' date=' i just saw Westhill in your location thing.[/quote']

Yeah who are you

Why thankyou. Give that fuckijng cat a kick for me. Actually' date=' is it in Westhill? If so, I might see it first![/quote']

No, its not, unfortunately

You two are both from Milltimber eh? You dont like outsiders eh, keep yourselves to yourselves?

By the way the second year anthropology is pretty gash! It depends if you enjoy a good mind-fuck from anthropologists trying to out-smart each other! Hello Demon Cleaner' date=' I got a 17 for American History, I'm well chuffed! [/quote']

What?!?!?! You must have sucked Ranson off!

He was the only guy ever named Josef I heard.

And...Josef K is a character in the great Franz Kafka novels. Read up while you're in the booth! "The Complete Short Stories" is recommended

this guy i know told me this story about a guy he knew (so it probably isn't true):

he had an exam at oxford and the only the question was "is this a question?"

the guy wrote "only if this is an answer" and got full marks

Yeah my Intermediate 2 Metaphysics teacher told a variation on that many moons ago, but the question was "why?" and the best mark was gotten by a guy who wrote "why not?"

15 for history, 16 for spanish language and 17 for spanish literature and film...in off the red! Pride comes before a spectacular fall though

Fucking royal family.

Scene point for you.

you gettin a new dog Malc's?

I'd like to, but I don't know if my Mum could bear the heartache again.

Ocean Colour Scene - Riverboat Song

Did I see correctly? I thought liking Ocean Colour Scene on this forum was a bannable offence?

Ooh I forgot about Safe European home - yes indeed!

Twas Sweet Child. Me and Jazz, for one brief, delirious moment had visions of MSP in Glasgow where it abruptly broke into "Motown Junk". Alas no, and we were left with...the worst song ever written. Shame, I tell ye!

Thanks. But just a hug? Haha.

i assumed it was a joke question

they couldn't seriously expect us to even begin to answer that in a two-hour exam' date=' could they?[/quote']

You would have got a 20 if you wrote "Nothing." then left the exam hall

i didnt think there would actually be such questions in a philosphy exam, taking the piss! Ive only got one, a 15 for 2nd year American history. Im pleased because the tutor (check my gallery for reference) is indeed a hard taskmaster

Sorry to hear that DC (I'm assuming you did like your dog' date=' even if you're not as affected as your mum). I'd be heartbroken if my little Muttley died [/quote']

Thank you for your condolences. Yeah i did; you get attached to animals, but i realise that it was gonna die sooner or later. Inbreeding has seriously fucked several breeds

next time i see this cat its fucking getting booted to kingdom come.

Manic Street Preachers - Yes

The Smiths - The Queen is Dead

U2 - Gloria

This is absolutely true: my dog died yesterday i just found out. My aunt's cat, a big beast of a thing jumped it when my mum was taking my dog out for a walk. Being a King Charles Spaniel (who have genetic heart defects) he took a heart attack and died.

My Mum's going fucking hysterical right now...so many people show more emotion when an animal dies than a human.

Sounds disgusting to me - and I was there. Slow Hands was at best grudgingly played though

Yeah but in March i won't have to put up with the Little Kicks!

I recently ditched my girlfriend (a member of the triple kirks barstaff who will remain nameless) of several weeks via text message - which was harsh enough in itself but even more so as her initial text was to wish me luck for an exam.

I was seduced by empty modern culture. McDonalds and Levis made me do it!

Your gig in March looks better to be honest...

Ive always had a fancy for "My Father's Wine Cellar"