steve corps

is this thread a code for 'after hours gambling school' or 'masonic type activities'?

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my new band are called genesis p.orridge and we plan to cover throbbing gristle tracks in the style of genesis, or vice versa.i think it might just work...

are scorpion's insect? or non-specific deitys? i am drunk yes.

i'm unsure, but i'd be very happy with either.sneak it through customs up your arse please.

i'm serious.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

i'm not going to bother reading this thread, as i'm sure big hank wouldnt either.

i'm simply going to ask that everyone

a) looks at this magnificent painting

and

b)learns to ignore everything rune/all systems fail ever say, ever.

following these two tips will ensure a merry, safe christmas for all.

"we've got nothing better to do..."

well thats be fucked.

Are you going to have razorblades in your stocking?

you cant give smart answers if you fuck up the spelling.

Whats for Xmas dinner??

a spit roasted hog and some brasso.

i send demos via pterodactyl.

heres a little bit about him.

This prehistoric animal was a flying reptile. When dinosaurs ruled on land, Pterodactyls ruled the skies. A Pterodactyl had some hollow bones, much like a bird's bones. But a Pterodactyl was not a bird, because all birds have feathers and a Pterodactyl had no feathers. It didn't fly like a bird either. Instead, it soared off cliffs or trees, then glided on warm air currents rising from land or water below.

He hands over the cdr then tells the recipient my email address in a polite manner, using an american accent.

im in abu dhabi just now. can get copy on CD when i get back??

motorhome christmas casserole.

only if you bring me back some type of insect.are you drunk yet?

So you're right in the festive spirit then mate??

indeed, just went out and bought a tub of evo and some food bags.

Listened to all the songs. Cheer up Steve!

i'm trying to cheer up to no avail...

i have no real friends, no life except on this forum, the music i make is second rate nonsense, i sit and watch my days go by knowing full well i have no real future and no one would really care if i just disappeared...

its hard this time of year not to just go drink a litre of bleach and put my eyes out with hot pokers.

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"OH YES IT IS!!"

OH NO IT ISNT.

yes it is!

i think you will find it isnt.

instead of all this fighting we should all try to dream of little baby jesus floating on an ice cream cloud with a polar bear as a friend.its almost christmas time.

if he'd left vince to handle this i dont think it would be quite the mess it now is.

i personally would feel a lot happier if 'vince' would post on his own behalf.i believe he is being misrepresented on these forums.

vince

is 'vince' some type of giant lizard then?

i think we really should establish who this 'vince' fellow is before the thread goes any further.

for example, i believe he is some type of robot.

is vince some type of robot?

can the wrong doers be put to death? i'd burn the bastards eyes out first with hot pokers and make then drink brasso.

you also cant compare roxette to aha.

why are you starting all this trouble dave?

my plans for the new year

1.try to figure out how outer space works

2.make real effort to be more like a stegasaurus

3.all kinds of cooking adventures

4.molest a grizzly bear

5.teach a shark to play connect 4

6.build some type of underwater machine

7.develop a nervous tic and scabs on my face

8.move away to a forest or valley

9.tell lies about the government and the police

10.get an HIV positive tattoo on my cock

11.moonwalk challenge david blain

12.start to believe more in giant lizardes

13.paint a beautiful dog

14.prank call barbara windsor

15.spend the year peeling my skin off and glueing carpet tiles in its place

16.grow an extra nose

17.dance into the moonlight hours

18.turbo charge a small child

19.find new ways to eat biscuits

20.remember all those times i ate raw things, and what the implications of that is, if any

21.talk more like van damme or a big gay bloke

22.dream of a better future and hover-transport

23.bowl a perfect ten down the beach

24.wrap up cosy and shoplift toasters from big w

25.send letters to important people asking for assistence in burger

26.organise my time better so i can have space to leap, cruise, shonk etc

27.tago teligootgh, my frombafoop

28.breed a combination of part slug, part dangerous eagle

29.fall in love with either a pig or some type of wandering minstrel

30.maths

those men look like heroes to me.

I doubt anyone will be interested but' date=' here's the deal...

Me and My Friend Toad are already memebers of a Keith based Punk Band, The Rejected - but we are looking to start a second with that will play "punked-up" traditional Scottish and Irish songs (Kinda like the Pogues do live), all we have so far is...

A Singer, and Possible Guitarist (although he would prefer not to play guitar in this band)

And me on bass, but will do the drumming if we cant find a drummer.

What we're looking for is -

A drummer (Or a bass player)

Keyboard player

And if anyone wants to be, a guitarist, although we have one, we could always use another.

We have several people as possibles for other instruments in this band, tenatively called "The Whoors" so, yeah... we're based near Aberdeen, and that's all really.[/quote']

i believe i walked your mate toad back to his car from town centre a few months back, sure he said he was from keith.he was the provider for a much needed joint.if its the same guy, tell him steve says hello could you?

i have a feeling this vince bloke is made up, along with a few of those bands.

me too.

pant lustily is a great line, i may nick that for myself.