steve corps

Wrong thread - surely that is the GREATEST band imaginable....

i have also posted in the greatest band thread.the bands i mentioned may be interchangable i suppose, depending on your personal beliefs.

vocals:jean claude van damme

bass:tyrant from resident evil 2

guitar:the minotaur

drums:pacman

violin:gentle ben(the bear)

tamborine:dean koontz

that unfortunately wouldnt really work.

basically spike's deal is this: they have 10 second one riff songs' date=' basically ripping off the 'hilarious' napalm death thing where each one is like 4 seconds long. This works to their advantage in 2 ways.

1. Crowd has never heard Napalm Death or any grindcore/blast beat based music. Crowd goes 'Man! They're fucking ace! Who would have thought a band would play 5 second songs with really fast drums!' - Spike get to take credit for doing badly what a thousand bands have done already.

2. Crowd goes 'What the fuck - this isn't music, it's just 3 dudes going RARR and playing as fast as they can...' - Spike can just say "Well I wouldn't expect a little kid like you who listens to emo to understand extreme music"

I would imagine if they were slagging the crowd or band off that they were trying to earn 'anti-scene' credibility but the sad fact is that nobody really sees them as anything other than a novelty act (apart from the ones who have heard this shit before in the last 20 years)[/quote']

aye, i back that 110%.said better than i've ever managed.

vocals: richard ramirez

bass:ghengis khan

drums:emperor heliogabalus

guitar:bishop from aliens(post alien queen assault)

fiddle:tom berenger as barnes from platoon

keyboards:the blair witch

that would be a great band.

have not heard it yet' date=' but am intrigued.

im currently obsessed with the Dagda album. new one out soon.

also,, even more obsessed with this.

The Dagda - The Staues Gaze Upwards - Live in Galway

richt click to donwlaod the video.

Lyncher added on vocals just made them go form good(as on the CD with just Glyn doing vox) to fucking amzing.

oooh, The Dagda.

wrong thread?

donny has a dagda album which is really, really good.i forget the name.

i'm going for filthpact and also to display my new dancing moves, so you'd all better get padded up and do your stretched before ENTERING THE CONCRETE ARENA OF DEATH.

not really, it wasnt pretty last time.

Funniest. Line. Ever.

Hey dude' date=' are you going down to the Weege next Sunday to see Isis? Shaz ExDrakes is hassling me about heading down, but I don't have a ticket. You think it would sell out? Give me a shout, if I decide to go then you're welcome to come down in me agony wagon with me an Shaz.[/quote']

did plan to go mate, and that would have been cool beans but the gig is sold out already i believe, resulting in me picking up an extra shift.thanks for the offer though and good luck!

yas min, i have that night off.

to confirm, saturday night, in the pelican?! great bill alone, let alone stunning choice of venue.

I still have to hear this record...

I'm sceptical.....

its not really for metal core fashion kids.its aimed at properly cool people.

To be honest if i'm working behind a bar and some cunt pisses me off i will bar him straight away...if their gona be an arse then they can die for all i care. Bar staff have to put up with so much shit day in/day out and thats why they tend to lose their patience quickly. They dont need to even give a reason why...they can refuse anyone at their own discretion.

I was in the tunnels tues night and the bar staff in there really need to learn how to smile.

well done, i'll refuse you at my discretion next time we meet.

aye, have it right here, kinda 50/50 about it, but the good stuff is affa good! the thrones and dominions remix by jim o'rourke is outstanding, the overlaid keyboards atop the drone is amazing.also harvey by justin broadrick , greatness.the autechre and mogwai tracks are a waste of time though, i reckon.

do you like earth/sunn 0))) etc?

'The Abdominal Showmen'

thats a good name.

had this little buet on repeat for several days now, very cool.

james plotkin, venetian snares, dj speedranch and justin broadrick especially (imo) have done sterling jobs.

"SPEEDFUCKINRANCH"

i'd say seven stone under and filthpact.maybe hookers green also, if they werent such fag hipsters.

mate asked me to mention his space:

large practise room, fuck knows about gear, 25 a day, one day per week or split up over a week.

pm me and i'll organise a number if anyones interested.cheers.

well i'm not sure that I'd describe my current state as almost having a seizure.

I would describe it as bemused and offended that people would gladly give 5 to this muppet for this piece of shit band' date=' when the real LiveStrong bands raise money for charity.

Surely you see that this concept is quite disgusting in that he is trying to make personal profit by undermining a good cause.[/quote']

i would describe your current state as almost having a seizure.

i find the concept of threatening violence towards a stranger over a rubber band way more disgusting than making personal profit (tenuously i may add) by undermining a good cause.

you disgusting moron.

so i take it you are one of those Livewrong morons?

not at all, i hadnt even heard of them until today.just thought it mildly amusing you are almost having a seizure over someone wearing an elastic band, of the type you didnt agree with.would you really, really 'ruin someones shit' if you spotted one? really? isnt that also moronic etc?

if the mighty 'doc murray' tried to 'ruin my shit' for no reason other than a rubber band he disliked, he'd need a real 'doc'.best thread i've read in awhile.

Sell Out

i know.i racked my very soul to the answers for this, and came up with nothing.so i did it.may i forever pay the price...cool badge though.

also, hum of the druid, check them out.

Is that your Finest or Darkest Hour? *hopes hunch is correct*

both, without a doubt.

the upbeat, thumping werewolf corps track 'tomb' has found its way onto this very odd compilation put together by the extremely cool miles morris.

first junk tape (...#1) of found sound and artist submitted works will be

ready for consumption mid-late march.

...#1 consists of:

lifted answering machine tapes, finnish beer psych, faith healing, shopping mall karaoke,

israeli prog, screamin', cryin', lovin', etc...

the following...a select listing of artists who very graciously submitted their work:

salo (s. florida) - one man bedroom doom, gold chains, pills...

hjarljuchte (germany) - mounting loops overlap to create beautiful slight

melody...forest presence.

seven arts - cute karaoke for monsters...

deprong mori - first transmission of cold droning static...

hum of the druid (olywa)- purgatorial drone influenced exclusively by

natural landscapes and french black metal.

price of cass. is $3.00 which will cover price of one cassette and shipping.

(all releases come packaged in handmade baggies w/ 1" pin featuring veritable logo face affixed.)

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or

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check back soon for release updates...

bless!

worth it for hum of the druid alone folks.

good thread

the ones i'd go for....

from 'slow, deep and hard'

unsuccessfully coping with the natural beauty of infidelity

gravitational constant: G=6.67 x 10`8 cm`3 gm`1 sec`2

from 'bloody kisses'

christian women

bloody kisses(a death in the family)

blood and fire

from 'october rust'

love you to death

wolf moon (including zoanthropic paranoia)

haunted

from 'world coming down'

world coming down

creepy green light

all hallows eve

pyretta blaze

wolf moon is a fucking amazing tune.

"not long ago but far away, a rainy winters day..."

I lived down there for a while' date=' and there was guy who killed someone in his house, cut off his hand and walked round Great Junction Street tapping people on the shoulder with it.[/quote']

thats a very good story, one i may add to my vast collection of tales if you dont mind.do you have more facts?

i haven't eaten yet. although i'm considering a bacon sarnie.

ah, the good old days.

i had biscuits.

but if you stayed up night after night' date=' you'd die. i don't know this for an absolute medical fact, but i suspect it to be the case. drawback.[/quote']

after having a fantastic nights sleep in my king size cosy bed i retract my statement and now veer towards agreeing with yours.but...

...ask yourselves, is it better to be more punk or more rawk n roll? and wouldnt it be noble to die for your musical cause? what did you have for breakfast?