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Spice Girls - Who do you think you are

That made me nearly fall off my seat.

Buckley offers ducks oral sex in return for eggs

I wasn't there but I heard GSN on the radio. Not my thing at all but I was very impressed. Did I hear right that you guys are on the verge of big things? If so, good luck to you and don't look back cos you won't be missing fuck all in the deen.

Lester hassles me everyday for a lift in said 106 with pink flames on the bonnet. He also lived with Sven before I did and they used to share golden showers in the duthie park pond in the winter gardens with the big plastic frog.

Beeker was the prostitute spotted with Gordon Bennet

Daniel sleeps with a stuffed pheasant called lionel

Hog was raised as a girl, who thought he had a pubic hair until one day he pissed out of it

tv tanned is a ned

Hog uses his jiz stained y-fronts instead of fast fret

hog sells oxo cubes to school kids

This sucks. Every time I say something about the previous poster someone else gets there first.

Not that I can recall. But I don't remember much about what I got up to in the late 90's.

Simple solution. Don't play gigs in Aberdeen - cos it's a shit hole, promote your own fucking band. I know that all you cunts hate Lady Mercedes, but we've never relied on promoters to do anything for us with the exception of one gig at Moshulu, which was too good an opportunity to turn down even if we were obviously all over the place and clearly not ready for that gig. We've booked and promoted hundreds of gigs around Scotland through travelling hundreds of miles to meet people. Why should it be different for everyone else. It appears that too many people take promoters for granted. If you aint happy then cut out the middle man.

Wow. That took almost 4 hours for someone to say something not cool or funny. Are you guys losing your touch or what?

Technically, yes. But only the singer and bassist became part of Lady Mercedes

He started it. No he did. No it was you wanker. Does your teacher know that you're using the shool pc's to post this shite?

Where have you been for the last 3 years?

I'll second that.