Heather_Small

I live in Inverurie and its not a bad place to live. Its got a train station and bus stops with really regular buses and trains (every hour), right beside the A96 only takes me about 20mins-ish to drive into town and about an hour to get to elgin and alternatively you can be out in the countryside in 3 mins, 24 hour tescos,morrisons(its shit, dont shop there), quite a lot of pubs (dont ever go in the black bull if you value your life) an unusual amount of hairdressers, 3 primary schools and a secondary school. any inverurie questions send them my way!!! H p.s Love the place so much I'm moving to the cotswolds on sunday!

about to start a new job down in the cotswolds (posh ye olde english part of england) to work on a horse racing yard, industry minimum wage should be around 225 per week

Peanut butter and chocolate spread on toast mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Last night - stayed in and got drunk with friends, decided to get another tattoo Today - came home to discover dad tried to do some plumbing and there is now water running down the kitchen wall and I can't even get a shower. Pos go out again tonight Tomorrow - going down to glasgow to see big sister for a few days and go shopping

Don't think I can pick one most painful thing out as the most painful, *showjumping when v hungover and tired, me and horse had a slight disagreement about which way we were going and I went over the handlebars tearing the muscles from the back of my shoulder all the way down my side. not good when your backs as bad as mine already is *been kicked/bitten by horses many a time but I've been kicked in the arse by a clydesdale horse. It was the type of pain that is sore so that you can't feel it but know if really fucking hurts. How we laughed about that as soon as i could talk again *chipped elbow and torn ligaments from falling down the stairs *when I get stung by bees or wasps cos I'm allergic to them and I blow up like a ballon in vast amounts of pain *

Thats so unfair!!! I brought my mum and dad tickets for my mums birthday and I really really want to go even more now cos REM are ace live but I'll still be down south. gggggggggrrrrrrr

My school nicknames were mostly piss takes of my name (Heather Cork): shrub and bush cos my names the same as the small shrub and i used to have really long frizzy hair. Cork and Corkatron were the other main ones. Lots and lots of small related names and a small group of friends call me midge cos its short for midget.

I have quite a few memories from last night, which I have to say was a fucking good night!!! *walking out of lemon tree toilets and accidentally flashing a guy *my friend standing on the back of my dress as I was walking and nearly falling flat on my face *telling brian fudge that next year the awards should be in july cos its to cold this time of year and speaking about his eyeliner *meeting the guy I flashed later on in moshulu *dancing round the dancefloor with paul onion terror *being really really cold in the back room, how can it get so damn cold in there!! *losing my double sided sticky tape in moshulu then finding it later on *Jamesy's speeches *nicky casinos poem about sharon *deciding that my red dress is my new favorite item of clothing I own *telling Hog he had more hair than I thought he did erm I have lots more but really can't be arsed typing right now. twas a superb night alround and the fudge guys deserve a big pat on the back for it.

I sent her a txt saying happy ma's day and then cooked dinner tonight. Didnt do the washing up though.

My 16th was the shitest birthday ever. I had tonsillitis followed by very bad gastric flu and as a result can't actually remember my birthday at all spent most of it throwing up constantly,having crazy hallucinations and passing out. nae good.

Sadly I can't go out tonight to celebrate cos I have to look after my little sister but next week there shall be much rukus as I get blind drunk in celebration and mourning about entering involuntary sobriety

...Buggering off to Newmarket to go and train at the British Racing School so that I can spend my time flying round on race horses. Not sure when I start but my last night out then all drinks will be on me!!!!! Not allowed to go out or have any alcohol at BRS, going to be the longest time i've spent without drinking for a while but then also rules were made to be broken!!!!! H xx

I got a 2 in SG chemistry but I struggled with it so I did it as an Int 2 in 5th year and got an A then did the higher in 6th year. Still got a D cos I did fuck all in 6th year. would say that unless you need to do adv higher then going via int 2 would prob be a good move

Last night was an ace night!!!! I got superbly drunk and fell over on the stairs then kicked someone when i was trying to do an impression of a three legged frog which was followed by pretending to be a tap dancing badger. Lord knows why!!!

we went to the Bassment then upstairs to moshulu. got v v drunk and all I can really remember is doing lots and lots of drunken dancing, which would explain why my muscles are so sore today. I've got a bastard of a headache now but it was well worth it had a fucking ace time and its the first time I've been out since I got back last week. H xx

Fuck me I forgot how cold Britain is in winter!! I'm still in England and will be till the 28th so I'm gradually getting used to the cold before I come back home. It is ace having a tan in the middle of winter though!!!! Have a merry christmas everyone and I'll see you all at New Year. H xxxx

Just sitting in Nairobi airport at the moment with absoulutly nothing to do for the next two hours, Help!! Whats the weather doing in sunny Aberdeen just now??? had 3 weeks of african sunshine and I don't want to come back to the cold of scotland . Anything interesting been happening since I've been away? Havent been near civilisation for ages, this is the first time i've seen a computer, seen a tv and got hold of some chocolate since the end of nov. Heatherxx

Yeah we noticed that as well. Me and my friends are regulars and all of us 18, I drive and carry my drivers licence in my wallet so I was ok when they asked for id but one of my friends who doesn't drive or own a switch card (which along with passports they were asking to be used as id) but has a student card saying shes 18 wasn't allowed it. Just wondering what you do accept as id? I have my drivers licence all the time cos it lives in my wallet but if I ever used my passport then I doubt I would be let in because I was 14 when the pic was taken and I look nothing like I did then and I wouldnt want to risk taking it out with me. H xx

dont know if that last comment was directed at me or not but I've given blood a couple of times, at the moment I cant cos I just got a tattoo and also I'm about 2lb under the weight limit. You have to wait a year after getting a tattoo to give blood but i'm going to kenya in december and won't be allowed to give blood for a year(i think) from me getting back due to it being a high risk malaria/hepititis/other infections diseases area. H x

Translation is: After so many shipwrecks then the harbour

Pos going to get a dragonfly by my right hip bone but not anytime soon. And I didnt say it wasn't sore, just not as bad as I expected and it was a barable pain only bit that made me wince a bit was getting the bit on my spine done. Been kicked/stood on/ bitten by many horses including being kicked in the arse and straight on my thigh by clydesdale horses so got a fairly high pain threshold!! H xx

Just went and got my tattoo done, latin phrase across my lower back (will post a pick asap). Anyone who complains about getting tattoos done is a pussy!!! I was expecting it to be far more sore than it actually was, only bit that was sore was when it went across my spine. edited to add pic, soz its out of focus and looks squint had to take it myself by twisting round.

32% emo Hmm.. I suggest you stop listening to Dashboard Confessional.... enough said... Now that you stopped looking at your shoes, how's the real world look?

Ross I would actually do anything if you got The Killers to play moshulu. Me and my friends would probably deam you god like!!! Mr Brightsides our group song, makes us run to the dance floor and dance our asses off. Its a good album to drive to as well. H xx

I would also be a midget with a very big smile if they played hope for an angel, just boy would be ace as well. Only heard it live once and it was superb live. less than a week to go now till we get to see them again!!!!!! H x